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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 912 18.2%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 256 5.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,143 42.8%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,018 20.3%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 181 3.6%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 498 9.9%

  • Total voters
    5,008
4chan mods are retards for driving off their own people and running a draconian tranny hugbox, so their loss is our gain if you all want to hang out and join the forums. It only stands to make the site better at their expense.
Frankly I expected this to be a "/pol/ with user accounts" so I didn't put a lot of thought when registering to check the place out. I also expected a lot of straight-up hostility (beyond the normal hazing of newbies), but people are just polite or even nice. Even when other users were rude to me (like when I stupidly posted in the Rekieta thread without even bothering to read the OP) it was at least understandable why they were upset and I was able to pull out quickly enough to learn a lesson without catching a ban.

No one knows what the future will hold, but I hope to find a place here. If anything because there's an absolute TON of interesting content/discussions besides lolcows themselves and so far the signal/noise ratio is very high in the replies I'm getting. Sounds like I'll have to unlearn some habits, but the juice is definitely worth the squeeze.
 
Are we allowed to be critical of the Chosen People on KF?
I listened to Null's latest podcast and he showed a semitic disturbing amount of empathy towards H3, his wife, and the Jewish people who were killed on 10/7. Null even went so far to say that he prefers Jews over Muslims and hopes for a day that Jews turn against illegal migration after they realize that only whites/Christians will allow them to leave in peace.
(Joke's on him because this day will never come.)
There are a lot of jews that unironically believe that right now, but also a lot of them that dont, its hard to undo all the brainwashing they did on others and on themselves. But at the same time some also believe that brahmins are bro tier so idk. I think they are more divided than most people think. It would be absolutely delusional to believe that they can remain as a white elite with distinct genetics, and Id like to think that they are not so utterly delusional.
Even if this magical day came that Null described (it won't) where Jews collectively decided that mass non-white immigration was no longer in their ethnic self-interest, should we really be pleased that this group who has been hostile to their hosts for literally thousands of fucking years is now backing off on some of their deleterious behavior, and not even out of some kind of empathy for the host that they've browbeaten, shamed and humiliated for years, but because they decided it doesn't suit them personally? It's like a dude with a psycho bitch girlfriend that constantly ruins his life still keeping her around because at least she lets him fuck her sometimes so he stays on the hook for a little while longer.
To slow down hostilities and let them have Israel is the most logical answer to me, ofc Im not like a MIGAtard and I dont want them controling my economic system, the media, having Epstein-like spies and so on. But being hostile for no reason just makes them have a justification to do crazy shit, and they are psychotic to the point that they will remember for a very long time, and you also have to know that they will never be gone.
 
Thank you
What was the worst thing you ever had to clean
Post-McDonalds liquid shit. We had a clogged toilet, big heavyset guy didn't know about it since he was off sick when the announcement got put out, he used it and it overflowed. I'm genuinely curious as to the science behind why eating mcdonalds breakfast sausage makes feces smell so fucking bad.
 
How do I delete this?
Your best option is to edit your post and delete whatever content you want to remove. Note that Mods very likely are able to view the entire edit history of each post so this would be more of an etiquette thing than a "get out of spanking free" move.
There's a button in the lower left of your post, next to 'report', across from like/quote/reply. It's next to 'edit'. If it's not there, hit 'report' and just report yourself (in case you need to do it in a not shitpost sense someday).
I also don't see a dedicated delete button. I just thought this was a decision aimed at making moderation easier. Good to know that I can at least self-report my post and ask for deletion if I really want something removed for non-shitposting reasons.
 
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Frankly I expected this to be a "/pol/ with user accounts" so I didn't put a lot of thought when registering to check the place out. I also expected a lot of straight-up hostility (beyond the normal hazing of newbies), but people are just polite or even nice. Even when other users were rude to me (like when I stupidly posted in the Rekieta thread without even bothering to read the OP) it was at least understandable why they were upset and I was able to pull out quickly enough to learn a lesson without catching a ban.

No one knows what the future will hold, but I hope to find a place here. If anything because there's an absolute TON of interesting content/discussions besides lolcows themselves and so far the signal/noise ratio is very high in the replies I'm getting. Sounds like I'll have to unlearn some habits, but the juice is definitely worth the squeeze.
Naw, trust me, you have to fuck up royal to catch a ban. Even then, it's usually a threadban not a siteban. And before that it's usually a board ban. And even all of that can usually be appealed. I once caught a ban in Thunderdome for one-word-replying to something. Had it appealed, two jannies looked at it, the issuing one asked if it was cool to reverse it, the other said "yeah I don't see this staying a problem and it wasn't a habit before", so they do a good job. Hell, some retards have paid to come back, just to catch another ban. Even when you get a site ban it's usually just a temp.

Don't worry too much about fucking up in a thread. As long as you don't sperg out and draw it out over multiple posts people aren't even gonna care in half an hour. Just hang out, watch how people generally conduct themselves in a thread. All the threads in this place have their own lore, 'culture', and memes. You'll find a spot you love to hang out in and figure out how to fit in. Don't stress yourself trying to hang out on the entire site.
 
That's actually not completely unheard of on Kiwi Farms
Fascinating. Stellar work here. These gay little symbols causing so much gay ass shit.
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Fascinating. Stellar work here. These gay little symbols causing so much gay ass shit.
Oh trust me, Null hates them and has gone on multiple rants in the past about stickers (usually to great comedic effect; sometimes at his expense). Though they are a useful tool for thread navigation. The 'highlights' in a thread are based on reactions received; not a score iirc. So you can have a split 50/50 reactions positive and negative equaling out in 'score' and still have a post be highlighted.

It's a good way to keep up on big updates (or shitposts (or meltdowns)) within a thread if you're behind.
 
My first mistake :( But yeah, I wound up enjoying more in the community watch places and poor OPSEC thread.
I spent my first year hanging out on Internet Famous, before eventually settling into my corner as a Zoeynigger in the Talbott/Coltroon sphere of threads. You just eventually find a certain drama or group of Kiwis (or both) that you enjoy being around.
I just started taking estrogen and I love Undertale. How do I become a janny?
You sadly just missed the open enrollment period Null held.
 
See I could never tell a story like this because I'm too scared to do the good drugs

What happened to the cat? What does K even feel like? DId you break any bones falling? Last time I fell off a bunk I was 7
I think I traumatized the cat cuz it would always army crawl away from me whenever we were in the same room LOL. I was 16 in HS, didn't touch any drugs for a year after that. but yeah K is very visual id say, and its much more fun in small doses
 
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