Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

I know one patriot that doesn’t have guns

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You know what's really funny? He's right that trump is introducing a lot of legal questions and it's probably a great time to be a lawtuber. He got 100k people on a Livestream and had an entire cadre lawyers wanting to be in his show and now he's completely sunk his ship during a golden era for his particular specialty.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

This new Civics teacher sucks

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Point and laugh, folks. Point and laugh.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I know one patriot that doesn’t have guns

Gary from Nerdrotic?

 

[AnOminous]

I'd sort of forgotten how much of a boring queer he could be.

I'm blocked by YouTube and at the moment I'm glad I am.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nick admits he was on THREE substances, but does not reveal what the other two were besides coke. Prescription pills and alcohol?

Now he's talking about Trump. Ayyy lmao...

He also claims the cop was wrong about the other two substances. Pretty sure the cop ID'd him as drunk, so is he claiming he was actually on valium or some shit?

I know, useless to speculate because his brain is fried and he's just lying off the top of his head.

 

[A Little Bird]

Calling out the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota? After a Farmer posted about it yesterday? On his thread?

On a side note tangent, on the way there I got to visit the biggest ball of twine. It's about only 40 miles from the courthouse that brought Nick to heal.
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Stuff like this is exactly why I love this country.
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Doesn't read his thread though guys...

 

[Vibralldo]

I'd sort of forgotten how much of a boring queer he could be.

"Muh T-trump. G-gulf of America."

GET BACK ON THE SAUCE, NICK! YOU NEED IT!

 

[Sneed Force One]

One of the jannys is alogging jersh for no discernible reason

 

[The Wokest]

Can you get dumber by listening to someone who fried his brain on purpose?
NVM I'm tuning out just in case.

 

[Null]

I figured out what his goal is. He's going to do the most boring political streams possible to freeze out any a-logs and draw heat off him. It's going to work. I'm unfeaturing this stream.

 

[Mr.F.]

Aw I was hoping Null would stream snipe this cope sesh.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Let’s say he’s sober. (Thought experiment, go with it.) This is truly his voice now. Wow. He’s not only sounds like he’s full of snot and helium, he is LOUD. The kind of guy who’s so loud at the club who hear his voice over the bands and everyone wants his ass kicked out.

How much nose do you think Nick’s used up? He can always do the Stevie Nicks method and shove everything up his ass. I’m sure he can gape fairly easily.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

My nigga Nick is trying to gas up lynch mobs. I don't care how much I agree with that, you will never not be cringe, you can't base yourself out of the hole you dug.

Also you aren't funny.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I don't think Nick understands that no one cares about his political takes because he's a parrot nosed coke fiend that doesn't love their own spawn enough. -- wait, is this Elon's thread.

 

[Vibralldo]

I figured out what his goal is. He's going to do the most boring political streams possible to freeze out any a-logs and draw heat off him. It's going to work. I'm unfeaturing this stream.

He underestimates our passion

 

[AnOminous]

"behind every vote is a gun toting American" lol not you

Behind every cokehead faggot cuck is an erect Jamaican.

 

[Ollie Beach]

This is terrible

 

[Catman from cat town]

He looks like an uncanny puppet doll.