Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

"It's crazy that they're not letting me drink anymore!"

-Man that has clearly driven drunk, been fucked up in public, and proven he can't be trusted with substances

 

[God's strongest milkman]

The state didn't say there's no victims. They said there was no victims involved in your hearing that kept it from being streamed or viewed by the public.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

What a sneaky sneaky, denial. Alcohol, a consumable that is used in products for consumption is not the same as a little bit of cocaine in follicles. What a slime ball.

 

[AnOminous]

"if you have an ounce of cocaine and take it before the cops come there's no charge but if you have an ounce on the shelf you get a felony. They need to change the laws." LOL

So this utter homo is saying the real problem is he didn't snort ENOUGH cocaine.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Lol. What's the odds the PO is face palming at this moment.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, NICK, YOU’RE A GROWN ASS MAN, CHUG A FIFTH OF WHISKEY AND SNORT A LINE, THEY CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY

The will of Balldo

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick, I was wrong on saying you were a coward for not streaming giving the excuse it might hurt your case. You would absolute get life if you were streaming on a regular schedule during your criminal procedures. You are just that stupid...,

 

[Vibralldo]

I think that Nick going to prison for having vodka sauce would be funny, weird, and deserved

 

[Cyber Autist]

Yeah, that's the problem with the justice system. Judges and prosecutors don't know how hard it is for retarded White trash drug addicts to deal with court cases because they did hard drugs. Boo fucking hoo.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Nick, I was wrong on saying you were a coward for not streaming giving the excuse it might hurt your case. You would absolute get life if you were streaming on a regular schedule during your criminal procedures. You are just that stupid...,

Smartest thing he ever did during the entire legal process tbh. Every single time he chose not to stream or talk he made a very good decision. He didn't make it often enough.

 

[Strix454]

So April is living now in a literal crack shack in Willmar. Its 832 square feet by the real estate listings and appears to be a total dump.

It will be perfect for shooting the kind of trailer trash porn that Nick likes.

 

[dont step on snack]

He's even more insufferable than ever, he is lying through his teeth.
I'm out. I hope someone will summarize this shitshow.

 

[AnOminous]

How is this goddamn drooling idiot for real? How is this shit coming out of his cock-holster?

 

[Ed Craven]

This guy didnt feed (Aaron Imholte had to be bugged to give them Chef Boyardee) or bathe his kids and left them to live in squalor and he's worried about the fucking government in their lives fucking them up?

 

[CoomerTine]

It’s insane that the government can protect children from negligent parents?

 

[Captain Manning]

You know, Nick is a prime argument as to why we need to punish powder cocaine users harder. The sentencing disparity really is unjust, but the solution isn't to punish crack rock users less. Punish faggots with rich parents who can afford powdered cocaine harder.

 

[W@rui]

Rekieta still hasn't realized that his and his wife's actions is what brought this trouble on his children; not the government.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Oh my god is he seriously preparing his defence when he loses control and downs every single bottle of jack? The fucking alcohol in the pasta sauce didn't cook off? That would be such a low amount that it wouldn't even show up on a test right?

I guarantee every waking hour since the day he first got arrested has been spent devising bullshit to deflect from the drinking he physically and spiritually needs to do.

 

[BiggestBuford]

"Mr. Rekieta, is that a bottle of hand sanitizer I see?"

Locked away for 25 years

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I think that Nick going to prison for having vodka sauce would be funny, weird, and deserved

Frankly at this point if the government decides to roll him up for ordering Bananas Foster for dessert I’ll completely understand.