Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%
  • Total voters
    340
Not Really Here said:
He's going to end up with a SCRAM tether, and drug patch for the next 5 years.
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nigga, this man is gonna be in the hole for the next 5 years. he's basically killing any pleas for mercy he has when he inevitably violates his parole with this stream by showing no remorse' taking no responsibility, and going after and blaming everyone else for daring to hold him accountable. it's fucking nuts.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
I wonder how his eldest kid is dealing with this. I genuinely feel for that kid in particular.
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Everyone in his community knows his dad is gay. They know his dad cheated on his wife. They know his mother is a drugged up whore. They know his dad was arrested, and now they know he's guilty. He is in such a hard place, and I really hope he has the strength to be the rock for the rest of the kids. It is a situation no young man should be in, but it's his reality because his dad is a terminal fuckup.
 
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Vibralldo said:
Nick was horrified that the government worker wanted to hold his kids until Nick told her how cocaine got into the house

Can we lock him in for the 3peat?
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For all other lowcows sake, I hope Nick falls short like the Kansas City Chiefs did with their 3-peat.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
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Its a mere 16 minute drive from Nick's house to April's new lovenest. How many times do you think Nick can cheat on his wife in a single day.

3 - 4 times?
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Wakanda Forever!! :fapcup::really:
 
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Cyber Autist said:
Everyone in his community knows his dad is gay. They know his dad cheated on his wife. They know his mother is a drugged up whore. They know his dad was arrested, and now they know he's guilty. He is in such a hard place, and I really hope he has the strength to be the rock for the rest of the kids. It is a situation no young man should be in, but it's his reality because his dad is a terminal fuckup.
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do you think Rekieta is a Devouring Father? It should be a mother but since Rekieta is a faggot he is feminine enough to be the evil mother of his family, just like his own cow of a mother was for him. In which case his undersized eldest son has already been sabotaged subverted and crushed by his father Rekieta because Rekieta hates and resents his eldest son and is jealous of his youth. Probably also why the children are trapped in this joyless life of busy busy activities instead of being allowed to socialize, play and be remotely normal.
 
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Nick, have you ever thought that you are too retarded and drunk to be in the internet? Of course not. And I am glad that every cartoonish violence threat against you is justified (in terraria).

Can you guys make a comprehensible list of things that you would like to make fun of NIck for?:
> Has 10 eyebags on him


Please do expand on him am curious.
PS: If I get in trouble for this post make sure to archive it for fun in case I get shitcanned in the US. Please do go after me in Mexico.
PSS: Do tell me what yould love to tell to nick, if you couldn't. I live in Mexico and I would be genuinely excited if he could bother to progress a cross country case. Please DM me.
 
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Moral plague said:
I just don't know how reality can kick someone in the ribs repeatedly and they'll just get smugger and act like they know better than everybody around them. It sure is funny though, I can't wait to see how Nicuck fucks up his probation in the next three months.
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Its standard sociopath behaviour, why address your own shortcomings when others are "bad"
 
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