Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[verymuchawful]

Kiwi Farms x Billy Mitchell sauce collaboration when? Maybe it can be peri-peri sauce, that sauce Jersh went on and on about one time.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I got it! We just need to get Karl to say something slanderous about Null, then Josh can sue him for defamation and finally be able to afford that truck he always wanted. Apparently this Karl guy is like a loose slot machine. You insert the lawsuit papers, pull his arm and the money comes flowing out of his pockets.

 

[demicolon]

Apparently this Karl guy is like a loose slot machine. You insert the lawsuit papers, pull his arm and the money comes flowing out of his pockets.

But can you speedrun it?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

But can you speedrun it?

Well..... I am an absolute legend

 

[black hole]

This thread makes me laugh like Mr. Burns over the crippled Irishman. What was I laughing about again? Oh yeah, a million Austrailian dollars.

 

[Maximultimate Gravy]

Saw this guy on the recommended feed back when I was still actively watching SummoningSalt. Jobst's videos never entertained me, but this blunder sure did.

https://x.com/karljobstgaming/status/1836023624652013794

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The only thing that could be considered hot in this pic is how his face glows bright enough to burn retinas.

 

[deeman]

Billy Mitchell is speed running his way to our hearts

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

JOSH CONFIRM IT. THE SHOW CAN FINALLY HAVE A SPONSOR

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I'm calling it now. Karl will accuse Billy of causing the suicides of Byuu, Chloe and Julie, through his act of merely mentioning the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Jacob]

I like how drastically things have flipped since the verdict. This smelly ass Melee fag tried posting "UR STILL A CHEATER" on Billy's repost of the pickup artist video, and is getting the appropriate responses.

https://x.com/SSBPMSoulpech/status/1913775550344102081

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

I like how drastically things have flipped since the verdict. This smelly ass Melee fag tried posting "UR STILL A CHEATER" on Billy's repost of the pickup artist video, and is getting the appropriate responses.

https://x.com/SSBPMSoulpech/status/1913775550344102081

Screen cap it. A lot of people don't have an account and nitter seems to be fucked again.

 

[Jacob]

Screen cap it. A lot of people don't have an account and nitter seems to be fucked again.

Fixed it, screencaps in the post now.

 

[PauperVita]

JOSH CONFIRM IT. THE SHOW CAN FINALLY HAVE A SPONSOR

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND!

 

[Dead Lion]

JOSH CONFIRM IT. THE SHOW CAN FINALLY HAVE A SPONSOR

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If Billy buys a banner ad or something I’m buying hot sauce no matter how much the shipping costs.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Kiwi Farms inspired fruity sweet/hot sauce when, Billy?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

>it is the year 2030
>mail to Null's PO box gets blown up
>crypto has been killed during Trump's third term
>the only you can support the site is by buying Ricky's world famous hot sauce

 

[ReddWhite]

Holy shit the King! Absolute Legends on suicide watch!

 

[Yabbit]

Kings supporting Kings, you love to see it.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Now all he has to do is co-sign Garret Bobby Ferguson and Billy is back, baby.
Also, Billy matched all his cheated records on legit Hardware.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Sorry Karl, but this is now a Billy Mitchell thread

https://x.com/BillyPacman/status/1913942216558694570

Video transcript:

I was about 20 years old.
The number one item in our restaurant was chicken wings.
And we weren't quite happy with any hot sauce on the market.
If we were gonna have wings, we were gonna have the best in the world.
And that meant having the best hot sauce in the world.
There were quality hot sauces on the market, there are today, but we wanted to be the best.
That would mean creating our own formulation.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

whys it called rickeys instead of billys? whos rickey?