Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,034 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 345 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,332 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,096 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 572 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,598
there have been multiple poeple who've posted screenshots of the soy site doing port scans on their local network
I wouldn't be surprised if they were looking for outdated "Internet of Things" devices that can be pwnd and used as part of a botnet.
 
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I've been looking into ways to remove lead (just to be sure I'll give it a few weeks) and I have magnesium citrate at hand, does that work too? I also have a nagging suspicion that active carbon may help by removing metal ions from the intestinal lining in bulk... but if you're right about it accumulating in the gums, then just swishing it about with some water and spitting it out could do.
Zeolite works for it as well. Don't do what that one fucking anon did which was mega dose it and ended up shitting out black glue. Go very slow.
 
I'm happy that you all seem to be having some fun. I think a few Kiwis here and there were worried the site would just be derailed everywhere, but channers have been pretty chill so far. It's been fun seeing you all wander around figuring things out.
I always knew Kiwi wasn't terrible as I said I had lurked, but I think alot of us may have been misled. The occasional thread about kiwifarms would always get flooded with people calling it trannyfarms. Obviously this is going to be a stretch in logic but it reminds me of how an abusive partner might isolate the abusee. If all other 'freeze peach' sites are considered tranny filled the average user wont want to look for their niche communities elsewhere.
Regardless the Off-Topic forums have exactly what I was looking for and have been a joy to read.
EDIT: I just have to work on the grammar and not typing like a complete downie so there aren't five million edits to my posts.
 
That is a sound and productive decision. I always felt like on 4chan what you could talk about was completely arbitrary especially when it came to politics.
I wish I had an example on-hand. Threads are generally kept very on-topic (especially within the lolcow boards where quality control is maintained more aggressively), and if a couple of Kiwis slapfight hard enough jannies will just move their entire discussion into a dedicated debate thread in Mass Debates instead of deleting it outright.
 
The most obvious bait posts I seen were from a group of glowies posting pictures of electrical substations saying shit like: "Would sure be a SHAME if someone attacked one of these!" and "I got one only 20 min from my place! Heres its location"
You could tell from their boomer writing style that it was the single most obvious honeypot bullshit imaginable lol
Its like whenever there was a mass shooter and some crusty old cunt would pipe up "Oy Vey! We should do the same, right fellow kids anons?"

I guess the one nice thing about posting from inside a police station is that you can sniff out the less obvious fedposters from a mile away now.
I'm about to go JACK OFF on my nearest ELECTRICAL SUBSTATION right now, and you all should too!
 
The only site that is working properly out of all the altchans is down detector (lol, btw).
If this isn't trannies, it means that the glowies don't want anons talking to each other for some reason.
You can check the org that made the report*, it's their specialty. ("Not poisoning your kids with lead twice.")
Though commissioning a test yourself is much more conclusive.
* https://tamararubin.com/
 
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The only site that is working properly out of all the altchans is down detector (lol, btw).
If this isn't trannies, it means that the glowies don't want anons talking to each other for some reason.

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I'm using 8chan.moe and mlpol.net over TOR right this second. Both work fine over clearnet. I don't think any intelligence agencies are devoting any brain power to altchans.
 
I'm happy that you all seem to be having some fun. I think a few Kiwis here and there were worried the site would just be derailed everywhere, but channers have been pretty chill so far. It's been fun seeing you all wander around figuring things out.
i will only speak for myself but i don't want to ruin your site. it's a nice place with threads i can have fun with. i'm jaded and cynical from bots jews and jeets. i don't think i'm alone. the dancing miku lets me know i'm in the right place.
 
The only site that is working properly out of all the altchans is down detector (lol, btw).
If this isn't trannies, it means that the glowies don't want anons talking to each other for some reason.

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my conspiracy theory is that WW3 is about to get kicked off, and all the Anons from 4chan are about to be rounded up and drafted first.
we should make up a call sign so we can alert each other in the trenches :story:
 
We haven't left this thread. We are just staying here. They have nothing to worry about.
This thread is the mom's basement of Kiwi Farms.
Personally I would encourage you all to step out and check out a thread that catches your interest. Search up a topic in the search bar (click the 'search titles' checkbox) and see if there's either a drama whore infesting that topic you can laugh at, or just a nice dedicated discussion on it you can hang out in.
I always knew Kiwi wasn't terrible as I said I had lurked, but I think alot of us may have been misled. The occasional thread about kiwifarms would always get flooded with people calling it trannyfarms. Obviously this is going to be a stretch in logic but it reminds me of how an abusive partner might isolate the abusee. If all other 'freeze peach' sites are considered tranny filled the average user wont want to look for their niche communities elsewhere.
Regardless the Off-Topic forums have exactly what I was looking for and have been a joy to read.
EDIT: I just have to work on the grammar and not typing like a complete downie so there aren't five million edits to my posts.
I had said it some time a few dozen pages back, but yeah, the site is probably the most lied-about site you can find (as another Kiwi put it before me). People just repeat what they heard and don't fact-check for themselves fearing that just coming here is going to get them gulag'd or something. Kiwi isn't even necessarily a 'free speech' site; it's open discussion within reason. If you start fedposting, posting porn, posting loli/CSAM, then your ass will get shot.
 
I'm happy that you all seem to be having some fun. I think a few Kiwis here and there were worried the site would just be derailed everywhere, but channers have been pretty chill so far. It's been fun seeing you all wander around figuring things out.
Looks like soyjack socked up most the shitposters like a dirty dishrag. Hopefully it stays that way even if 4cuck comes back.
 
my conspiracy theory is that WW3 is about to get kicked off, and all the Anons from 4chan are about to be rounded up and drafted first.
we should make up a call sign so we can alert each other in the trenches :story:
ourchan seemed promising but i don't think it's going anywhere
 
Oh so other conspiracies are bs unless you are fed proof but this biased rule goes right out the window when you want to seethe about Q shit?
Your obvious sea lioning aside I think it's still funny as fuck q makes leftypol seethe so much
If you make a claim and then make further claims that hinge on that claim, yeah, I kind of want to see something that suggests that claim to be true. Blind faith is for religions, not internet shitposts.

And man, I don't even know how you can use 4chinz regularly and take any of the q shit remotely seriously. It started as larp shit and then got co-opted harder than the tea party by grifters preying on the retarded. Like, god damn nigga, use some fucking critical thinking skills or something.
 
guess the one nice thing about posting from inside a police station is that you can sniff out the less obvious fedposters from a mile away now.
Agreed, I assumed any non American flag posting about how we never use our guns were feds on vpns and malicious super shut ins who wanted more school shootings for their own dopamine hits
The "you won't do shit" shills never saw the irony and absolute cringe of being a sideliner screaming at everyone else about doing nothing but posting online
That board single handedly erased any respect I had for west Europeans online
Feminized children the whole lot of them, pretending to be historical dindu nuffins in the same thread they bitch about Americas involvement in both world wars

But post a screencap of a Netherlands anon bragging about jewing the fuck out of our country and they pretend this shouldn't count against them Screenshot_20250414-121458.webp
 
i will only speak for myself but i don't want to ruin your site. it's a nice place with threads i can have fun with. i'm jaded and cynical from bots jews and jeets. i don't think i'm alone. the dancing miku lets me know i'm in the right place.
You have a very very low bar to tunnel under to ruin the site, trust me. Just find a topic you think sounds interesting, read the OP, feel the vibe out in the most recent pages, and share your thoughts (as long as you're not TMI'ing too hard you will probably be fine). Trust me, with the A&N politisperging threads, Destiny's dick leaks, and Fuentes's, well, everything, there's not a lot you can do to be worse than some of the other pink join dates we've had.

Every thread is its own little community with its own little culture, and the site doesn't gatekeep; a bigger, healthier community is better for everybody.
 
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my conspiracy theory is that WW3 is about to get kicked off, and all the Anons from 4chan are about to be rounded up and drafted first.
No, they will either summarily execute us or use us for target practice for the real soldiers.

we should make up a call sign so we can alert each other in the trenches
Chicken Jockey.

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Personally I would encourage you all to step out and check out a thread that catches your interest.
Someone needs to make a schizo theory thread. I'm not going to do it myself.
 
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