Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

QwahlityKahntent said:
whys it called rickeys instead of billys? whos rickey?
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Looks like it was an existing restaurant that Billy’s parents bought back in the 70’s, per the website.

I’m actually heading to FL for work next month and was hoping it was near my destination, but sadly I won’t be anywhere near Miami this time. If I ever make it down that way I’ll check it out.
 
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Some Bonus Billy Lore for those who may not be autistic enough to play Nintendo games:

In the game Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Nintendo Wii (released in 2010), there's this ancient looking monkey statue you can find wearing an American tie. This is an very charming Billy Mitchell reference. 95% of Nintendo's output comes from Japan, but DKCR was developed by the Texas based team at RetroStudios. Billy was a big name in the video game scene in America in 2010 and an American studio just happened do be making a new Donkey Kong game. The stars aligned for this one.

Anyways, fast forward to June 2024 and it was announced that an HD redo of DKCR would be coming to the Switch in early 2025. There was a fair amount of speculation over whether or not the American flag tie would be replaced/removed. After all 15 years of BDS caused quite the hit to Billy's reputation and people were curious to see if Nintendo would care enough to acknowledge such things.

In the end the tie stayed and Billy's impact on the series was officially cemented. I find it interesting to know that Billys presence has been in a piece of Donkey Kong media as recently as this year. Now there's a 99.9% chance that a bunch of random japs who oversee this stuff simply don't care about who held a record on some arcade game they made 45 years earlier, but its nice to know Karl's and others faggotry didn't reach some disgruntled Nintendo of America employee. It would have been embarrassing to remove the tie and then watch Billy come walking out as a hero 3 months later.
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FellowScientist said:
Some Bonus Billy Lore for those who may not be autistic enough to play Nintendo games:

In the game Donkey Kong Country Returns for the Nintendo Wii (released in 2010), there's this ancient looking monkey statue you can find wearing an American tie. This is an very charming Billy Mitchell reference. 95% of Nintendo's output comes from Japan, but DKCR was developed by the Texas based team at RetroStudios. Billy was a big name in the video game scene in America in 2010 and an American studio just happened do be making a new Donkey Kong game. The stars aligned for this one.

Anyways, fast forward to June 2024 and it was announced that an HD redo of DKCR would be coming to the Switch in early 2025. There was a fair amount of speculation over whether or not the American flag tie would be replaced/removed. After all 15 years of BDS caused quite the hit to Billy's reputation and people were curious to see if Nintendo would care enough to acknowledge such things.

In the end the tie stayed and Billy's impact on the series was officially cemented. I find it interesting to know that Billys presence has been in a piece of Donkey Kong media as recently as this year. Now there's a 99.9% chance that a bunch of random japs who oversee this stuff simply don't care about who held a record on some arcade game they made 45 years earlier, but its nice to know Karl's and others faggotry didn't reach some disgruntled Nintendo of America employee. It would have been embarrassing to remove the tie and then watch Billy come walking out as a hero 3 months later.
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Hey Billy! Glad you spotted the thread.

Firstly, nice wife - great rack!

Secondly I'm really happy you won against Karl Yobst. Cockroaches need to be stamped on.

Thirdly I'm ecstatic that the public is once again seeing you for the greatest American heel of all time!

Forth, I never thought you were a cheat and that you were targeted by feeble brained autogynephilics. That you went on to publicly prove your worth only reinforces you ability. The accusations against you need to be put to bed.

USA USA USA USA!
 
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I genuinely would love to know what was going through Karl's lawyer's head. Literally the FIRST thing a lawyer will tell you to do, ESPECIALLY if your legal trouble pertains to things you've said, is to shut the fuck up. There's almost nothing you can say that will help your case, and a billion things you can say that will nuke it. That's why you let the lawyers do their job. But no, Karl found it fit to make dozens upon dozens of weirdly obsessive update videos continuing to shit talk Billy while the case was ongoing. Not only that, but he openly discussed going after his family. Terrible, terrible look and an easy way to lose a lawsuit. Were his lawyers somehow okay with his behavior? Or was he acting against their wishes?

What really makes me kek is that there's people who are surprised Karl lost. Anyone with half a brain could've predicted he was gonna lose the second he continued making Billy videos. His demeanor was obsessive and deranged - Which makes sense, since speed running is a deranged activity that only the most obsessive people can commit to.
 
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Knyttet said:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Billy specifically advertises the hot sauce as having less vinegar (and water) than the competitors.
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I appreciate the intel, my dood. Don't trip Mr. Kong, Im still absolutely going to give it a try with code JOBST; matter of fact, order has been placed as U write this post. It would have been the absolute knockout blow if the code was YOBST, I would have ended up in the ER from split sides.

You should hop on the Kino Casino or call in to MATI for your much deserved victory lap, be a nice way to make up for the lost bookings from the defamation, and would serve as some great fan service IMO.

When you get an interview from a larger media outlet about this, if you positively reference our beloved farms, you will almost certainly gain a considerable fanbase from this little forum, especially if you pronounce the defendants name in its native form, you absolute legend.
 
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I genuinely would love to know what was going through Karl's lawyer's head. Literally the FIRST thing a lawyer will tell you to do, ESPECIALLY if your legal trouble pertains to things you've said, is to shut the fuck up. There's almost nothing you can say that will help your case, and a billion things you can say that will nuke it. That's why you let the lawyers do their job. But no, Karl found it fit to make dozens upon dozens of weirdly obsessive update videos continuing to shit talk Billy while the case was ongoing. Not only that, but he openly discussed going after his family. Terrible, terrible look and an easy way to lose a lawsuit. Were his lawyers somehow okay with his behavior? Or was he acting against their wishes?

What really makes me kek is that there's people who are surprised Karl lost. Anyone with half a brain could've predicted he was gonna lose the second he continued making Billy videos. His demeanor was obsessive and deranged - Which makes sense, since speed running is a deranged activity that only the most obsessive people can commit to.
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Actually, if this bit’s true, he had actual BIG lawyers look over the case then dismissed them because they told him to fucking settle, which was obviously the correct option. The lawyers he got must’ve been the kind to say exactly what he wanted because they’re getting paid either way.

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This is a huge element of the story that I've not heard at all. The creator of Minecraft, "Notch" (real name: Markus Persson; I know 0 about him) apparently suffers from Billy Mitchell Derangement Syndrome. "But wait," you say. "This Notch dude is a billionaire, so how could a billionaire possibly want to team up with troons and schizos in their psychotic jihad against Billy Mitchell?"

You asked, so I'll answer: Notch is bald, fat, ugly, and wears a Minnie Mouse cap in his X profile.

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No amount of money in the world would let me change places with this doughy goon.

Anyway, back in 2021, he publicly offered to support Karl Jobst in a legal case against Billy Mitchell. [Archive]

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(Looking through a dozen anti-Billy replies, I was disappointed to find merely two troons and one "polygender" listed in the profiles.)

Karl Jobst did thank him in one of his early videos about the lawsuit IIRC, but I don't think he's been mentioned since. Why wouldn't this billionaire just write the check to Billy Mitchell and get his albino crush off the hook? Well, I watched this video, and then read the comments.


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If those comments are accurate, Karl Jobst had a billionaire funding his defense. The billionaire's attorneys told him, "Your case is a loser. Settle and get out of this shit." Karl Jobst, because he's got Stage 5 Billy Mitchell Derangement Syndrome, told these free lawyers to fuck off, crowdfunded his own lawyers....and is now looking at over a million dollars in losses. Much of it going into the bank of a dude he's been alogging for a decade.
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Fats McGee said:
I genuinely would love to know what was going through Karl's lawyer's head. Literally the FIRST thing a lawyer will tell you to do, ESPECIALLY if your legal trouble pertains to things you've said, is to shut the fuck up.
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Did you miss the screenshot of Karl saying he refused to run anything he did by his lawyer because he knew they would tell him to shut the fuck up?
 
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Actually, if this bit’s true, he had actual BIG lawyers look over the case then dismissed them because they told him to fucking settle, which was obviously the correct option. The lawyers he got must’ve been the kind to just say exactly what he wanted because they’re getting paid either way.
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That's the feeling I get, too. Actual lawyers told him to shut his fucking hole so he wouldn't torpedo his own case. They may also have advised him to do more than the bare minimum in retracting his statements regarding Apollo's suicide, but based on this very thread, Karl has issues with authority, so he no doubt bounced around from lawyer to lawyer until he found someone willing to placate him.

I continue to feel bad for his wife. I can't imagine being married to such a fucking man-child. She probably can't tell him to take a shower or he'll sperg out at her for daring to telling her what to do.

Assuming she's not just as retarded as he is. I mean she doesn't work and relies only on Karl's YouTube bucks so I don't know.
 
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