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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 25 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 317 92.7%

  • Total voters
    342
>Imagine you're Ethan Ralph
>Massive (Overweight) Wrestling Fan
>Cannot attend Wrestlemania 41 happening this weekend
>Happens to be held in Las Vegas, Your favourite place in the USA
>You try to imagine living in the USA, the greatest country you believe exists
>Constantly remember the frequent gambling and whore trips to your favourite destination
>Wake up on the day of Wrestlemania 41 held in your favourite and previously frequented holiday destination
>Realise your broke ass couldn't afford the plane tickets, accommodation, Wrestlemania Tickets, Steak Dinner and International Sport Gambling
>Stuck watching the Wrastling Main Event in Mexico with no air conditioning, no woman, your kids don't care about your existence or even ask where you are in their day to day life
>Take Pills and Booze to ease the pain


That will be Ralph over the next 48 Hours.
Bonus Clip of May/Horse/Pantsu shitting on Ralph asking where the money (500k+) is now and him being defensive and bitchmade.

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Given their genetics and quality of parenting, I'm not sure literacy is in the cards for these kids
Cozy Rozy maybe has a chance because Harry doesn't seem like a total fuck-up, but Xandah is cursed beyond belief. They're gonna be singing 'Happy Birthday' through prison bars to that kid most of his life.
 
When I first saw Piggertits announcing the RETURN of Henrik Palmgren TO THE KILLSTREAM for the first time in YEARS I wasn't convinced that this would finally kick-start the long promised rebuilding of the legendary show.
When I then saw that the Killstream Live account not only quote tweeted the Piggertits post, but also added the information that this was a HUGE RETURN FOR THE KILLSTREAM I began to doubt my judgment.
I the end it was Piggertits retweeting the Killstream quote tweet of the Piggertits tweet that fully convinced me - the Killstream is back baby and it's going to be glorious!
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I really do hope Harry will end up raising Rozy. Meigh's completely self-obsessed (she got an eyebrow piercing at the age of 30, who does that?) and totally checked out. At best Rozy will be neglected. At worst.... well... Amanda is a self-confessed pedophile.
Is that a good idea? I mean, he raised Meigh and look how she turned out.
 
When I first saw Piggertits announcing the RETURN of Henrik Palmgren TO THE KILLSTREAM for the first time in YEARS I wasn't convinced that this would finally kick-start the long promised rebuilding of the legendary show.
When I then saw that the Killstream Live account not only quote tweeted the Piggertits post, but also added the information that this was a HUGE RETURN FOR THE KILLSTREAM I began to doubt my judgment.
I the end it was Piggertits retweeting the Killstream quote tweet of the Piggertits tweet that fully convinced me - the Killstream is back baby and it's going to be glorious!
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Ethan just knows that you sometimes need to prime the engagement pump. Kind of gets the noggin joggin on other things like viewership and donations. What am I thinking, this has been settled numerous times before by Ethan himself, all of his numbers are beyond reproach at this point.
 
I think his other kids are more normal. Harry is a weirdo but I think meigh is the way she is because her brain is retarded not necessarily her upbringing
After the separation Ralph decided to publicly leak the fact that May’s uncle Matthew molested her, that would explain why she’s so dysfunctional compared to her siblings.
 
Literally none of those things are true.

Ralph was not there when she was born. Pantsu drove alone from VA to NY while about to give
Also add to this Meigh had to sign up for Virginia’s Medicaid program to get prenatal care and Roxy’s birth paid for by tax payers. Ralph certainly didn’t offer any health insurance coverage for his baby mama and baby.

Sure bet that WIC and Medicaid covered the majority of Roxy’s expenses after being born too, because Ralph sure as fuck didn’t.
 
I think his other kids are more normal. Harry is a weirdo but I think meigh is the way she is because her brain is retarded not necessarily her upbringing
The other kids are not more normal. The sister is a coal burning wigger who you would not know was white if you could only hear her speaking. She also stabbed her long time boyfriend. The brother is a socially awkward deadbeat pothead. The sister at least has a career however. They're all retarded, though I would agree Meigh is the most retarded of them all. I hate wiggers and weebs pretty equally.

The guy who basically survives off a few tortas a day probably doesn't have coverage for himself.
Ralph definitely does not have insurance lol. He probably hasn't had coverage since he aged out of Sandra's plan.
 
Ralph definitely does not have insurance lol. He probably hasn't had coverage since he aged out of Sandra's plan.
Ralph has ghetto health insurance wherein he only sees a doctor when he walks into the ER and then refuses to pay the bill. Which is why health insurance for true and honest citizens ends up so ridiculous because hospitals have to recoup that loss. Last time I went to the ER for a rolled ankle just to get a doctors note so I didn’t have to go to work I think I was billed $500 for fresh linens. Thank God it was an in network hospital so I just had to pay $50.

Ralph apparently had a whole Pillstream somewhere and nobody noticed because of Rekieta :story:
Rough. Imagine getting upstaged and ignored by the Farms because of the person (Rekieta) you made famous on da keelstream
 
It was over a Vaughn.live, so he could live stream the wrestle wrestle. I checked in on it a couple times he was noticably looping and slow talking. That being said, from what I saw, it was not terribly embarrassing for him and there was only a couple people to witness it anyway. There was some issue with the view counter and he was coping pretty hard about it. If I had to guess there was less than ten people there, I do not think he really cared. He just wanted to watch hot young doods, and have an excuse to not watch the balldo.
 
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