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- Nov 7, 2018
>Imagine you're Ethan Ralph
>Massive (Overweight) Wrestling Fan
>Cannot attend Wrestlemania 41 happening this weekend
>Happens to be held in Las Vegas, Your favourite place in the USA
>You try to imagine living in the USA, the greatest country you believe exists
>Constantly remember the frequent gambling and whore trips to your favourite destination
>Wake up on the day of Wrestlemania 41 held in your favourite and previously frequented holiday destination
>Realise your broke ass couldn't afford the plane tickets, accommodation, Wrestlemania Tickets, Steak Dinner and International Sport Gambling
>Stuck watching the Wrastling Main Event in Mexico with no air conditioning, no woman, your kids don't care about your existence or even ask where you are in their day to day life
>Take Pills and Booze to ease the pain
That will be Ralph over the next 48 Hours.
Bonus Clip of May/Horse/Pantsu shitting on Ralph asking where the money (500k+) is now and him being defensive and bitchmade.
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