Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Vintage piggy.

2021 was a simpler time back when I shared this very photo. We had little to go off of for him so everything was new. I was wrong about his birthday and was corrected immediately (can't remember what cow I was thinking of for a 1977 DoB). Sad how much he changed in terms of looks, but being an alcoholic will do that to you. sad in the near 30 years since this photo was taken he's tried to keep that same haircut despite his hair thinning due to said alcoholism.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Good morning, Rick. Happy Easter! Christ is risen, and the thumbs are tweeting.

 

[BigPeanut]

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Good morning, Rick. Happy Easter! Christ is risen, and the thumbs are tweeting.

How’s he have the energy to just endlessly seethe about politics and shit that doesn’t matter, day in and day out. Take a load off piggy piggy.

 

[Bagger 293]

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Can't believe the AI turns his hair curly lmao in the video he could be mistaken for prospective niggeroni from the back

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

What are the chances Rick can resist making an unfunny 4/20 Easter Sunday tweet to farm engagement today?

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig man is now claiming that the family/friends of the guy who tried to kill drumpf strangely deciding to not loudly whack off in public about it is proof it was all an evil drumpf conspiracy


It actually makes sense why he seems so incredulous when he sees other families quietly distance themselves from their most infamous and odious member, he only has experience on unknowingly being the receiving end of such treatment from both the Tomlinsons and the Robinsons and so seeing it happen to someone else confuses his tiny porcine brain

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pat has pretty much told The White House to Enjoy Prison.

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I would just be repeating myself, so I let Brave Search handle this.

Imagine living in the Information-Age, terminally online with most of humanity's information only seconds away, and choosing to instead ignorantly child into the world.
Sad!

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Pig man is now claiming that the family/friends of the guy who tried to kill drumpf strangely deciding to not loudly whack off in public about it is proof it was all an evil drumpf conspiracy
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It actually makes sense why he seems so incredulous when he sees other families quietly distance themselves from their most infamous and odious member, he only has experience on unknowingly being the receiving end of such treatment from both the Tomlinsons and the Robinsons and so seeing it happen to someone else confuses his tiny porcine brain

Orange Cheeto Hitler is evil because he makes incendiary comments that fuel divisive conspiracy theories.

Anyway, here's how we know this grieving family was secretly in league with corrupt elements to stage a fake assassination attempt on the president. They're probably Russian intelligence assets, too.

 

[poopshoes]

Pig man is now claiming that the family/friends of the guy who tried to kill drumpf strangely deciding to not loudly whack off in public about it is proof it was all an evil drumpf conspiracy
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It actually makes sense why he seems so incredulous when he sees other families quietly distance themselves from their most infamous and odious member, he only has experience on unknowingly being the receiving end of such treatment from both the Tomlinsons and the Robinsons and so seeing it happen to someone else confuses his tiny porcine brain

I love that pat pushes this objectively insane retarded conspiracy theory that only true deranged retards would push. I cannot think of a single conspiracy where a person would hire someone to shoot at them with one of the most lethal weapons available in hopes that they would only barely get hit in an astronomically small chance it would just barely hit your ear and not blow your head off and then that would guarantee your presidency that you also stole and was illegitimate anyway? It also doesn't make ANY sense for the shooters family to sacrifice their kid in the off chance all of the above was going to happen? And then the FBI (who Trump has had many problems with) would help him as well? Complete retardation.

 

[Maude Snew]

It actually makes sense why he seems so incredulous when he sees other families quietly distance themselves from their most infamous and odious member, he only has experience on unknowingly being the receiving end of such treatment from both the Tomlinsons and the Robinsons and so seeing it happen to someone else confuses his tiny porcine brain

Right? What kind of monster would willingly cut out a child without even threatening to murder it? Madness I say! Well I guess this one's beyond that anyway. Also not the thing Rick fatly hates most in the world. A woman.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

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Good morning, Rick. Happy Easter! Christ is risen, and the thumbs are tweeting.

I love how he never explains why he disagrees with people, he just says some variation of "You are simply wrong, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid".

He's the textbook example of "Uhh... because it just IS, okay?!"

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This might be the most delusional Pat I've seen yet. The Hague is for conquered nations only. No American will ever stand trial there. In fact, we have a law authorizing military action against any the Hague for any American taken there, and it's also treason for one American to extradite another to the ICC.

Pat probably thinks he'd be the perfect person to be appointed as prosecutor.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I hope Pat lives to be 103 and keeps sassing everyone online, and becomes even more of an unassailable institution than he already is, and I suspect there's already multigenerational pat posters in the works if that hasn't happened already. Big love to this thread/community (except the swatters, that shit is fucking gay as fuck).

I'm generally against the singularity (it's bullshit - more like the singhilarity) but if we have to atomize and digitize ONE MAN for all eternity to enjoy, I nominate Fats.

 

[Detective Carey]

I'd be surprised if someone out there isn't already tinkering with cramming his (wide) body of work through some kind of LLM in order to foist some sort of T-1000esque Patbot upon the internet to shit up comments and generate bantz.

Perhaps one day far in the future when we are all dust, Ayelmaos will arrive to check up on us, and find a dead husk of a world curiously abuzz with perpetual digital cascading waves of NO CHILD, ENJOY PRISON STALKER.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pat's brain doesn't work in stillness and quiet, or at all.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I'd be surprised if someone out there isn't already tinkering with cramming his (wide) body of work through some kind of LLM in order to foist some sort of T-1000esque Patbot upon the internet to shit up comments and generate bantz.

Perhaps one day far in the future when we are all dust, Ayelmaos will arrive to check up on us, and find a dead husk of a world curiously abuzz with perpetual digital cascading waves of NO CHILD, ENJOY PRISON STALKER.

Autistic post but I'm procrastinating rn:

In the far off year of 2700, humanity is no more and all that remains are self-sustaining constructs, still powered by electricity generated from coal and fossil fuels.
Alien_1: " 안녕하세요 구성! 제작자를 만나기 위해 수천 년을 여행했습니다! 사전이 제한되어 있으므로 귀하의 문화에 대해 더 많이 배울 수 있도록 도와주십시오." (Hello construct! We have travelled thousands of years to meet your creators! Please help us learn more about your culture so we can converse with them better, as our dictionary is limited.)

FatGPT, trained on Patrick Tomlinson tweets until the creator got bored: "I do not care where you come from, but I do know you will be enjoying prison."

Alien_1: "우리는 그 대부분을 이해했지만이 "감옥"은 무엇입니까?" (We understood most of that, but what is this "prison"?)

FatGPT: "It is where you will go, stalker."

Alien_2: "우리는 이것으로 거꾸로 움직이고 있다고 생각합니다. 어쩌면 위치에 대한 속어입니까? 이 "감옥"은 어디에 있습니까?" (I think we're moving backwards with this. Maybe it's slang for a location? Where is this "prison"?)

FatGPT: "You have created it in your mind, child."

Alien_2: "깊은" (Profound.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat's brain doesn't work in stillness and quiet, or at all.
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Published doesn't mean units sold. Anyone can publish something. Also, HFY AI created stories are better than anything you wrote.

Also, the bars you go to are pretty quiet. Try and do that at 44.

 

[curbside2]

 

[cigarettesalsa]

He would make a fantastic lawnmower man.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick accuses MAGA of hating black Jesus, yet when black Jesus knocked on the door of the hovel, Pat denied him 50 times.

Seriously the fact that Pat's obsession with black men extends to sexualizing Jesus is deeply disturbing.