Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 344 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,326 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 570 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,584
Sounds like you are seeking a relationship.

They got tits next to their pussies?
I'm in a relationship, but I still have my dancing girls and to be honest with you my weakness is women. I struggle to be faithful and Ive cheated on her twice, but she doesn't know that. She caught me getting nudes from this Italian girl once but that's all she knows about and that's over and done with.
Human whamen should be silent (islamig gontent), their jive jingles and repeated lyrics wear on the soul.



Nothing alike, I will now vomit.
I don't mind talking to women if we can relate, it's just when they start rattling off about shit I don't give a fuck about and telling me every little boring detail is when it gets annoying.
 
Imagine not getting turned on by horses in 2025.
vaush soy.webp
I don't miss schizo bots (that were sanctioned by the jannies) at all.
I once got a three day vacation for posting the full image of a crop that triggered a Barneyfag episode. Meanwhile the thread stayed up until it died an indignant death.
 
it's just when they start rattling off about shit I don't give a fuck about and telling me every little boring detail is when it gets annoying
I find that the case with all my interactions really, as soon as I get what I want out of a conversation I begin to despise the other person when they keep talking about unrelated stuff. This doesn't happen over the internet, and it's an active problem I'm trying to work on like starting small talk and keep it going.
 
Lmao /v/'s filters are vewwy butt hurty
Who even gives a shit about the console wars anymore. It's all shit now. I for one hope all filters are removed, at least temporarily. Most are irrelevant now anyway, language has devolved a lot further than when many filters were originally put in place.
 
>kiwis already got me defense posting
I have been lolcowed while drinking lol
Go ahead kiwis, have your laugh, you found my weakness(being falsely accused) and goodnight
Dude. Your turning this thread into your personal soapbox out of need for some sort of validation is ridiculous. Please, close your fucking computer. I made an account because I'm so fucking tired of reading your drivel, day after day.
We get it - you're lonely, sad, and lost your hugbox. Now shut the fuck up. Be a man, and move on. If you have something legitimate to contribute to the conversation or thread, by all means. But you've posted a few hundred times and it's nothing but nonsense.
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourself.
 
This works, until the blue board is filled with jeets and pedophiles advertising their ban evasion site. Before 4chan was hacked, I would see multiple jail bait/4fag.gae ads on /g/ and return hours later and they are still up. The mods gave up and those threads became unironic q/meta threads for the site were retards would complain about this and that feature not working
>FIX IT LETOOOO IT WON'T EMBED CSAM
I don't keep up with this stuff (for good reason), but who the fuck wants to embed CSAM in their posts? Apparently it was an encode/decode extension of the ban evasion site.
I believe it is now shutdown.
Never had that be a problem myself. Anything of the sort was off topic or outright porn and could be reported and deleted. But again, I mostly just browsed really slow boards so my experience is hardly the median one. As you move up in forum traffic things become increasingly awful and once you make it to places like /pol/ it's just a radioactive disaster zone.
 
I once got a three day vacation for posting the full image of a crop that triggered a Barneyfag episode. Meanwhile the thread stayed up until it died an indignant death.
The late /qa/ had a name for this, Operation Clean Stable. The theory was that the mods let Lee do his thing at intervals so that he would bait the Leebaiters and they could ban them.
 
I find that the case with all my interactions really, as soon as I get what I want out of a conversation I begin to despise the other person when they keep talking about unrelated stuff. This doesn't happen over the internet, and it's an active problem I'm trying to work on like starting small talk and keep it going.
I try to maneuver the conversation to something we're both interested in, or in the case of females, just keep them laughing until they talk about something sad, then you put on your sad face and act sad with them, or mad, or whatever until you can bring them back to laughing. Next thing you know you're smoking weed with them in your car and things are going places. With dudes I'll just walk away if I get bored enough haha.
 
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I try to maneuver the conversation to something we're both interested in, or in the case of females, just keep them laughing until they talk about something sad, then you put on your sad face and act sad with them, or mad, or whatever until you can bring them back to laughing. Next thing you know you're smoking weed with them in your car and things are going places. With dudes I'll just walk away if I get bored enough haha.
This guy fucks.
 

Ponies:

Articulate
Astute, some even write
Loyal
Intelligent
Healthy BMI
Can have nice crotch boobies unlike human swine-apes of all colors
Cooperate and work together
Don't resist arrest
Cant carry syphilis
Only nag for cute things and simple fulfillment, not dem nailz you said you'd yadda fuckin yadda yadda kill me
God's creation, not genetic accidents
Comfy fur
Luscious mane that doesn't require a straightener or chemical straightening
Their maintenance while it can sometimes be intense is pretty ordinary and they are not overwhelmingly demanding
Provide natural transportation (I've never seen anyone ride into battle while saddled on a black woman)
Rarely malicious
Often demure
 
This guy doe
Ponies:

Articulate
Astute, some even write
Loyal
Intelligent
Healthy BMI
Can have nice crotch boobies unlike human swine-apes of all colors
Cooperate and work together
Don't resist arrest
Cant carry syphilis
Only nag for cute things and simple fulfillment, not dem nailz you said you'd yadda fuckin yadda yadda kill me
God's creation, not genetic accidents
Comfy fur
Luscious mane that doesn't require a straightener or chemical straightening
Their maintenance while it can sometimes be intense is pretty ordinary and they are not overwhelmingly demanding
Provide natural transportation (I've never seen anyone ride into battle while saddled on a black woman)
Rarely malicious
Often demure
This guy does not fucks.
 
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