Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

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Although I know this is going against 'No Celebrities' his near constant presence in the Donald Trump Victory Salt thread recently warrants this thread I think.

So that weird kid from Even Stevens grew up, starred in some crap films/was crap in good films then did what every successful child star did, went nuts. However this case is very special, as Shia's breakdown was in the form of performance art. He wore a paper bag over his head at a film festival, declaring 'he is not famous anymore', watched all his films and streamed his reactions and rode an elevator in Liverpool University for 24 hours.

Then Trump was elected.

Salty because Limousine Liberal, Shia decided to create a new art project titled 'He Will Not Divide Us' where he stands at a webcam repeating the phrase for the entirety of Trump's presidency. This lead to many people trolling the phrase and punching holes into his already fragile sanity. The project has been shut down three times so far, the last time being because of the most autistic, yet epic game of Capture The Flag. This has lead to Shia getting a new flag and camping out at the location with a baseball bat.

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8chan board: http://8ch.net/hwndu/index.html
/pol/'s wiki on the event: https://wiki.suicide.cc/doku.php?id=start

At least 4 more years to go for this shit.
 
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Shia LaBeouf has definitely been enough of a consistent obnoxious, pretentious retard for years to qualify as a lolcow, "celebrity" or not (nowadays isn't he more famous for making an ass out of himself than making movies?).

I remember a few years back when LaBeouf claimed he was "raped" and Piers Morgan, who is normally a total prick, wrote an article mocking this and saying it was an insult to real rape victims. Knowing nothing about the incident, my knee jerk reaction was to assume Morgan was dismissive of the claim simply because LaBeouf was a man, which is a common problem with how sexual assault is perceived in our society. Then I actually read the article. Nope, LaBeouf was being a massive idiot yet again and Morgan was 100% right. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Shia-insult-REAL-rape-victims-everywhere.html

So let’s be very clear here: Shia LaBeouf wants us to believe he just sat in silence, with a paper bag over his head, doing absolutely nothing to resist as he was supposedly brutally whipped and ‘raped’?

Then he wants us to believe that he allowed his ‘rapist’ to calmly walk off into the LA sunshine?

Oh, and he also wants us to believe that he continued to sit there in total silence, presumably with the paper bag still over his head, as his own girlfriend came in and asked him what the hell had just happened?

And he did all this because he didn’t want to break his ‘performance art’ experiment?

What a load of absolute baloney, and what a repulsive insult to every single person who has ever been genuinely raped.
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More recently I was absolutely baffled to see LaBeouf being praised for "brilliantly" "shutting down" a supposed "white supremacist" by...autistically shrieking in the guy's face. Apparently this was really brave and heroic and intelligent of him...apparently. http://globalnews.ca/news/3204716/s...emacist-who-interrupts-anti-trump-livestream/
 
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Sailor_Jupiter said:
Could someone who knows what happened post a brief rundown of the Autists Capture The Flag incident? From what I've heard it was pretty hilarious, but I'm having trouble finding a decent summary of it
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Seconded. I also must know if Shia LeBeouf tried to play IRL Capture The Flag against the entire internet.
 
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Sailor_Jupiter said:
Could someone who knows what happened post a brief rundown of the Autists Capture The Flag incident? From what I've heard it was pretty hilarious, but I'm having trouble finding a decent summary of it
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Fareal said:
Seconded. I also must know if Shia LeBeouf tried to play IRL Capture The Flag against the entire internet.
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After Albuquerque got shut down, Shia re-opened the stream so it was centred on a flag reading 'He Will Not Divide Us' framed in a way so you can't see any ground features. He also declared it was in a sooper seekrit area that no-one will ever find.

It took /pol/ less than 48 hours. Seems that they analysed flight paths of passing airplanes and star constellations, as well as getting local /pol/acks to drive around the area beeping car horns to find an exact location before stealing said flag and replacing it with a Pepe shirt and a MAGA hat.
 
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