Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

October 2017 Poll: What Season is this Anyway?

  • Season 7

    Votes: 27 22.0%
  • Season 6 (Cabin Fever was a Spin-Off)

    Votes: 44 35.8%
  • Season 5 (See above, also The House Saga was Cheating)

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • Wait, HWNDU is back? HELL YEAH

    Votes: 57 46.3%

  • Total voters
    123
  • Poll closed .
This is one hardcore game of capture the flag. Anybody betting on how long it'll take Shia to end up assaulting someone?
He already did. Back when he was in NY outside of the museum he punched a random guy because he suspected him of being a Trump supporter (ironically the guy wasn't) and got arrested by the police. He came back the next day as if nothing had happened.
 
The staring at a wall while chanting thing is actually an ancient meditation technique. It is not a particularly powerful one; it usually takes between six months to twenty years to produce deep results.

From a Buddhist perspective the original setup was a decent way to get millennials to begin meditating regularly. Unfortunately the left has gotten extremely snobby about religion so this failed. It was doomed to fail before it started because you can't force true spirituality on people from a political angle. Like MovieBob, Shia is too full of himself to take the hint and change his intentions to include those he considers Beneath him. If he did this he would make peace with those he considers adversaries. So Shia is divided within himself, and until he fixes that he will find only frustration.
 
"Following a slow afternoon, "Red Baron Anon" creeped up on the flag pole and flew his RC airplane around it. A bit later in the evening, another Anon honked an airhorn near the flag pole. With Shia's paranoia hitting an all-time high, a third anon took photos of Shia's house from many angles and reportedly pooed in strategic locations.

Shia has degraded himself to guarding an empty flag pole 24/7 while chain smoking. His failed art project is leading him into paranoia that is on par with meth addiction. Local officials in the area are tired of responding to Shia's calls and have already had a word with him. The stream was shut down again later in the evening after reports of the nearby field being caught on fire. There were rumors of an Anon in the field shooting a roman candle. The Sheriff arrived at the flag pole with a K9 unit and declared it all clear. The Sheriff then shutdown the stream permanently due to excessive cop calls. Shia's #HWNDU art project is now finished in Tennessee. His next move is anyone's guess."

links
http://www.thegoldwater.com/news/1725-False-Alarm-HWNDU-Flagpole-Stream-Shutdown-by-Sheriff
http://8ch.net/newsplus/res/67616.html
http://archive.is/zLS6P (archive of above 8chan thread)
HWNDU=Over & Done With
My Sides=Obliterated
 
Shias going to change locations. Learn from his failures. He'll go underground next but the anons will study the stones, in the sea they'll track the tides and use the extensive nautical network and buoys to pinpoint traffic.

The next question is Where in The World is Shia LeBeouf? And how will the Anons find him?
 
Does anyone know what's actually got him so fucked in the head? My money is on bipolar disorder or something similar.

He was also a child star under the command of the house of Mouse and.... well, we know what normally happens to children under their care.

It didn't seem so bad though, or that Shia had escaped fairly unscathed. He was a pretty rising star and kind of hot commodity in hollywood at one point. He even had some fairly solid roles with Eagle-Eye being of particular note in which he acquitted himself well.


But then along came Crystal Skull in which he wasn't so much criticised as raked over the fucking coals. The entire movie was a smoking pile of garbage from start to finish (to the point you had to view it in isolation of the other Indiana Jones films to see its merits) but singling out Shia seemed somewhat unfair and the storm he got from it is likely the first time we see a big crack as prior to this he'd been shielded by Disney and actually done pretty damn well in the roles he landed.

He wound up drinking rather heavily at one point and got into a serious car accident (to the point he has plates and screws in his left hand) which is an experience he called "eye opening and terrifying" which could point to another knock. After that, you can tell his career path started its nose dive after Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen wrapped despite having a pretty serious breakthrough and more contacts that most people would kill for.

His filmography after that becomes more and more depressing with him slowly going from "possible lead" to a supporting actor. The only rise really being Lawless in 2012 but again after that he sank.

He then tried to Daniel-Day-Lewis shit for Fury hoping for a comeback but instead wound up grossing his co-stars out by refusing to bathe during the month-long shoot and then sat there stinking away inside the hot-box that is an M4 tank.
 
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He Will Nut Inside Us
 
Seriously though, what kind of a BS art project is this? what does protecting a flag while hiding in a farm/house, armed with a baseball bat, accomplish exactly?
The original intention of HWNDU was to have a webcam on a street corner in a populous liberal town so that all the young hippie kids could come out and say "fudge donald drumpf" and get live coverage on his streaming service.

Of course what happened instead is this.

 
Shias going to change locations. Learn from his failures. He'll go underground next but the anons will study the stones, in the sea they'll track the tides and use the extensive nautical network and buoys to pinpoint traffic.

The next question is Where in The World is Shia LeBeouf? And how will the Anons find him?

Geography is going to spike in interest on /pol.
 
This is fantastic. Evidently Shia took Rob Cantor's "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" lyrics to heart and decided to actually become a lunatic living in the woods and attacking passersby for sport.

The flag hunt ... I can't begin to fathom that. There's something incredible about the lengths people will go for the entertainment of a successful trolling.
 
This guy is clearly unstable and needs actual psychiatric help as soon as possible, lest he'll wound or kill someone or himself, but no one can ever criticize the guy's fall into madness online without a bunch of SJW's screeching about THIS HEROIC JEWISH MAN (funny, no one ever cared that he was Jewish until he went loopy) and HOW DARE YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, MY JEWISH BABY (double funny, they used to mock him or talk of him as a "weird white dude" before his breakdown.

I've said it before, I guess I'll say it again. Shia needs a slap to the head and real treatment, not online ass kissing from fucknuggets who only like him because his craziness aims at Trump and thertefore is "useful" to them. It's... kinda sad and worrying to watch.
 
This is fantastic. Evidently Shia took Rob Cantor's "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" lyrics to heart and decided to actually become a lunatic living in the woods and attacking passersby for sport.

The flag hunt ... I can't begin to fathom that. There's something incredible about the lengths people will go for the entertainment of a successful trolling.

This is what unrestricted meme warfare looks like.

Truly, we will have to add clauses to the Geneva Convention in time.
 
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