Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[IKOL]

I stole your artstyle and did it better than you lol.

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... Hold on a sec...
Oh you.... uuurgh just wait till I get to you, YOU! The guy who consent accidented me!


Okay in all seriousness tho it's like a real coincidence, innit?

 

[slungus22]

I would never murder my family.

Welcome back dorp, cheers for many laughs ahead

 

[Red flaming panda]

>*sniffs @Toji Suzuhara's musky asshole, licks @PaperRoads' sweaty taint and balls*

>*kisses @Count Grishnackh with @PaperRoads ball sweat still on my lips*

 

[Farmer9876]

I just busted the biggest fucking nut of my life to some armless shota fart porn. I bet you guys think I'm pretty cool now?

How did explaining that you are a pedophile to your parents go?

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

I just busted the biggest fucking nut of my life to some armless shota fart porn. I bet you guys think I'm pretty cool now?

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[Super Mario Brothers]

Last night, there was some person schizoing for gold in the Hall of Shame thread. Perhaps Alex really did come back to defend his title as Halal King.

 

[(°▽°)]

I would never murder my family.

>comes back multiple times within minutes of "leaving forever"
he's the "people who can read and write" version of Cyraxx

 

[Nome]

What the hell did I just miss

 

[sixuglymidgets]

I think his parents need to get a better tard wrangler.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I think his parents need to get a better tard wrangler.

You're assuming he had a tard wrangler in the first place.

 

[Nome]

Nope, I'm loud and proud about my deviancy. Put it on record that I, Alex Hogendorp, am a fat retarded gay pedophile who looks like Armenian Corey and I also have a scat and rape fetish and I want to fuck my sister.

This has to be some sort of extreme gay-op. I'm not too knowledgeable about Alex but why do this even. Either that or he's probably the most retarded faggot to ever exist (<---- to be fair it's probably this)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This has to be some sort of extreme gay-op.

Either that or he's probably the most retarded faggot to ever exist (<---- to be fair it's probably this)

Alex has attempted to pull gay ops before but there are times where he has embraced the fact that he's a pedophile

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

this is obviously not alex

 

[Croak & Caw]

That didn't sound autistic enough to be Alex. More like if you asked a regular kiwi to "pretend to be Alex for 5 minutes"

 

[Arrival]

Welcome back @Alex Hogendorp! Your recent posts seem a bit strange, not the usual demeanor you normally have... Can you post an image of yourself holding a paper with today's date in the YY/MM/DD format and "I AM ALEX HOGENDORP, A DEVIANT PEDOPHILE" written on it? I just have a suspicion that you've been hacked by someone.

 

[Xev]

If he was hacked he'd be sperging on twitter or something. It's possible he gave the account to someone.

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex was online yesterday on Lounge96, so he's definitely been online recently.

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I personally still think it's him, but there is doubt to be had. Like I said, this might be a new part of the Alex cycle.

 

[Digital Snows]

It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

Nope, I'm loud and proud about my deviancy. Put it on record that I, Alex Hogendorp, am a fat retarded gay pedophile who looks like Armenian Corey and I also have a scat and rape fetish and I want to fuck my sister.

What odd posts. Did someone break into his account?

You know what fuck you guys. It was a mistake ever coming back here. You guys are the most obsessive hateful group of people I've ever met. I'm never returning to this stupid thread.

Wait, there's the Alex I know and love. Glad to have you back, man.

 

[Daisy 1664]

I am Alex’s mom and can confirm that this is not my son posting. I truly apologize for any discord my son has caused as he truly just wants to “fit in” any way he can. We had spoken with our son weeks before once Alex had finally realized what serious trouble he was in and was finally asking for help on how to rectify this crucial situation he had gotten himself into. Once we were brought up to speed, we demanded that Alex shut down all of his social media and give serious thought to those who have been truly hurt by his actions and how poorly he is being reflected by everyone. I had no plans of commenting on this forum, but now I feel it is warranted. Alex was coerced by a fellow member named “Bargain Bin Laden” to hand over his account to prevent Alex from impulsively participating on this site again and put trust in “his friend” to ensure his account would never be accessed again. . I truly want to thank those of you who commented to Alex providing the reality of what he was up against, especially your brutal honesty giving him the chance to “bow out” before he found himself at a point of “no return”, but unfortunately he did not “heed” to your words. Sigh! I will always be forever grateful to you.

 

[Sandnigger]

@Daisy 1664 Is this you ?

Edit: did bargain bin laden get banned ?