Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

If you really are his mother, follow your initial instinct and let this situation die out on its own.

Bargain Bin Laden is known for getting banned repeatedly, if it's indeed him in control, he will be banned soon enough.

Assuming he does not surface back, Alex will be mostly forgotten about in a matter of months if there is no activity.
 
Well, I have my suspicions. Can you post an image of you and Alex with a paper with "HELLO KIWIFARMS, THIS IS ALEX'S MUM" and today's date written on it in the YY/MM/DD format? I'd want to make sure that you aren't some impersonator or anything along those lines.
I would love to, but given some of the comments posted, I believe it would not be in my best interest to. I am hoping that some people will believe me and I am only wishing for Alex that all of this will fade away into the far distance. It may not, but I felt the need to try. 🥺
 
I would love to, but given some of the comments posted, I believe it would not be in my best interest to. I am hoping that some people will believe me and I am only wishing for Alex that all of this will fade away into the far distance. It may not, but I felt the need to try. 🥺
Holy shit, Alex, get a fucking life.
 
I would love to, but given some of the comments posted, I believe it would not be in my best interest to. I am hoping that some people will believe me and I am only wishing for Alex that all of this will fade away into the far distance. It may not, but I felt the need to try. 🥺
Post a message on your Facebook saying you are Daisy 1664 or fuck off.
 
I would love to, but given some of the comments posted, I believe it would not be in my best interest to. I am hoping that some people will believe me and I am only wishing for Alex that all of this will fade away into the far distance. It may not, but I felt the need to try. 🥺
Yes, I'm sure that just pretending Alex is not attracted to children and hoping it will go away will work out perfectly.
 
I would love to, but given some of the comments posted, I believe it would not be in my best interest to. I am hoping that some people will believe me and I am only wishing for Alex that all of this will fade away into the far distance. It may not, but I felt the need to try. 🥺
C'mon Alex, stop larping as your mom. It's pathetic in a spiritual level, holy shit.
 
I would love to, but given some of the comments posted, I believe it would not be in my best interest to. I am hoping that some people will believe me and I am only wishing for Alex that all of this will fade away into the far distance. It may not, but I felt the need to try. 🥺
Post any proof at all, it could even just be the front porch and your hand, not even your face. We already know what you and your house looks like.

I SERIOUSLY CANT WAIT FOR YOU GOD DAMN TROLLS TO BECOME THE 11TH PROVINCE
Get a job, nigger.
 
I hope this helps that I am being genuine.
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