Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Before "Penelope" deleted his Twitter, I had done a deep dive. He also has an ex-wife but claims he's a virgin in "any way that counts." Very weird dude.

In other Becky news, polyamory is NO EXCUSE for expecting Becky to be okay with Daniel's new partner. And how dare Daniel expect the baby's parent without a full time job who is caring for the baby to also show around a visiting relative?

Becky keeps acting like Hah-nuh is a newborn and that everyone will think her responsibilities end with caring for her endless needs. You have a toddler now, bitch. You can easily take her out and about with her grandmother.

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Also, Sam is now "our boyfriend."

Becky, postpartum depression by definition is experienced in the first year after giving birth. Daniel didn't dump you for postpartum depression. He couldn't have.

Woman who has no job and no income will take her two remaining men 'out' and take a vacation. So generous.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She still expects Daniel to pay a mortgage on a property where if he brings his girlfriend over, the resident BPDemon throws a shitfit.

Have fun spending Jack's first check on a "vacation" of some sort. It'll be the last one you can afford for a long time.

I suspect Daniel knew all along that Bex wouldn't tolerate this kind of thing, and is planning to use this time when mom is around and Becky isn't to pack up his shit and leave.

 

[unexpected onions]

You have a toddler now, bitch.

Hannah will be treated like a baby until she's about 7 years old and then like a teenager after that. There's no inbetween for white trash.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Becky Prepartum: lazy insufferable suicide baiting loon

Becky postpartum: lazy insufferable suicide baiting loon

 

[The Judean People's Front]

postpartum depression by definition is experienced in the first year after giving birth

I was reading that they've expanded the definition and for some women it lasts up to three years - or can even be permanent. I think the new thinking is basically if you don't treat it, you might get stuck in that space.

Now, all that said, Becky doesn't have PPD. There's zero discernable changes between her now vs before Hah-nuh, and I'm right in the thick of re-reading this whole damn thread. She's not experiencing some new low that she can't climb out of. She's just a selfish, entitled bitch like she always has been and PPD is the current "disability" that she's accusing Daniel of being "ableist" against. In the past it was "muh Autism" and shit, but it's the same pattern.

spending Jack's first check on a "vacation" of some sort. It'll be the last one you can afford for a long time.

I think she's already paid for it. This is already planned. I suspect this is the "four nights in an Air B&B" she talked about previously and she's just talking about it like this so that her asspatters don't wonder why she's off vacationing at the beach when she's sooooo poor. She shouldn't need to since she's blocked everyone with critical thinking skills, but that's my guess.

Man is she love-bombing SAD, isn't she? Between the OURRRR boyfriend talk and the gothy Mommy hair/clothing, she's just living that BPD "unstable sense of self" dream.

I really hope Daniel packs up and leaves while they're away.

And just a thought, but the fact that Daniel is introducing the "new girlfriend" to his Mom might suggest that this isn't that new. But we already guessed that.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I was thinking the same thing. This is Daniel's mom coming to meet his new future wife. Becky on some level knows this is more established, too, which is why she's so outraged and isn't treating this like a temporary situation or a rebound.

Really genuinely funny for her to talk about how she can't be expected to smile while meeting her replacement when that's exactly what she expected of Daniel when Sam came along. "Let him move in, let me tell you why he's my new favorite person, let me tell my followers all about his big dick, watch as I talk about how he's treating me better than you ever treated me. Don't ever talk back to me or act like this is wrong, I need this!"

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Gotta wonder if the breakup happened before or after Daniel told Becky he wanted to get serious with/marry another woman.

I'd hope any woman with even a hint of self-respect would refuse to be sister wives with Becky Gerber, but with Becky's "rules for thee not for me" approach to polyamory I could see this all starting out with Daniel attempting to do what Becky does: have multiple "spouses." And this one he can legally marry, which Becky would absolutely refused to allow. Just imagine Daniel moving in a wife he's legally married to.

Of course, that could all be wrong and maybe Daniel waited until they'd already broken up to debut his new lady.

But that first scenario just kinda might explain why this all came to a head suddenly and explosively.

Adding: I just noticed she said Daniel dumped her two weeks ago. She blocked Daniel on Bluesky on 2/3, so. . . Not two weeks ago, girl.

And iirc she was calling him her Ex before even that.

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

>"fuck this! I'm taking my remaining husbands to a vacation!"
Hey, Becky!
Aren't you forgetting something?
Something small?
Something no self-respecting mom would forget?

Right! Make sure your bong is packed!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Hideous, home-dyed red Dommy Mommy hair incoming.


She's gonna either burn her hair off with bleach, trying to get rid of the remaining blue, or it's gonna be a patchy, trashy disaster. She used to color her own hair earlier in the thread, and it always looked even worse than it does in recent times. I think the last time she tried and failed was when she ended up having to go Navy Blue to cover the fuckups and cried on Twitter for two months (about how an "abusive ex" used to force her to dye it that color) until she was able to change it.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Hideous, home-dyed red Dommy Mommy hair incoming.

It’s amazing that despite her upbringing, she’s found her way to big standard white trash cherry red hair dye.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I am eagerly anticipating the jumpscare of Becky’s empty BPDemon face now with new and improved “Divorce Hair” looking like something that would crawl out of a tub drain at the Overlook Hotel.

 

[AfghanBlue]

>"fuck this! I'm taking my remaining husbands to a vacation!"
Hey, Becky!
Aren't you forgetting something?
Something small?
Something no self-respecting mom would forget?

Right! Make sure your bong is packed!

Yeah I'm wondering if they leave the baby. And if the locks get changed when they are away kek

I'm also wondering if Becky is dumb enough (yes) and thrifty enough (likely No) to attempt to box dye her own hair from blue to red, and how hillariously bad that will be. Colour theory exists.
Fingers crossed.

Edit - HAH SHE IS. this is going to suck so badly.
It might suck bad enough to trigger an insane head shave which would be terrific.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

We’re approaching three months and some change of “got dumped two weeks ago” posts lol. Daniel rubbing her nose in the shit pile she created is bringing me great mirth, I’m sure there’s a German word for it.

Further retardation: I too speculate that this relationship is actually a lot more serious than Becky is letting on. It’s the choice of words that convinces me, “test driving my replacement” like he’s still undecided on the new girl and like there’s anything between them to replace. Not to mention the fight the other day about new girl’s (hypothetical ?) kids that Daniel said he would also prioritize. Even considering how twisted his statement is because BPD telephone game, men generally aren’t going to talk about similarly prioritizing new kids with a new fling. I’m curious if it’s serious enough to drive the final nail in the coffin of seethe: he goes monogamous because fuck sharing your soul mate. I say that because Becky mentions polyamory wrt his behavior despite the two of them being over and done for.

 

[rutinacea max]

Hideous, home-dyed red Dommy Mommy hair incoming.

dangerhair sperg:

Spoiler: colour theory is a bitch

considering how saturated her rat's nest is with the blue pigments, how difficult it is to get rid of the residual green undertones almost all blue dyes have, and the fact that red and green are exact opposites on the colour wheel... yeah bitch is gonna end up with the Dog's Diarrhoea Special shade, and that's the best case scenario.
red can cover a lot of sins but not when there's green undertones involved. trying to bleach the blue out is most likely going to make it even more green - and even harder to get rid of, since bleach can make the artificial dye seep even deeper into the hair cuticle.
her best bet would be to get it decolourised with non-bleach agents, but they don't really work that well on most danger colours. either way it'd probably end up looking like (quite literal) shit, since i can't see Becks being patient enough to rinse the hair 3-4 times, which you have to do with decolourisers, and then wait for at least a week to colour her hair again.

can't wait. if this doesn't end up in her getting the 2007 Britney cut i don't know what will

 

[CobraPlissken]

We’re approaching three months and some change of “got dumped two weeks ago” posts lol. Daniel rubbing her nose in the shit pile she created is bringing me great mirth, I’m sure there’s a German word for it.

The word you're probably looking for is Schadenfreude, fren.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I’m sure there’s a German word for it.

Yeah. Schadenfreude.

EDIT: is there a German word for "ninja'd"?

 

[Free the Pedos]

Yeah. Schadenfreude.

EDIT: is there a German word for "ninja'd"?

Geninjan.

 

[Wargarbl]

dangerhair sperg:

Spoiler: colour theory is a bitch

considering how saturated her rat's nest is with the blue pigments, how difficult it is to get rid of the residual green undertones almost all blue dyes have, and the fact that red and green are exact opposites on the colour wheel... yeah bitch is gonna end up with the Dog's Diarrhoea Special shade, and that's the best case scenario.
red can cover a lot of sins but not when there's green undertones involved. trying to bleach the blue out is most likely going to make it even more green - and even harder to get rid of, since bleach can make the artificial dye seep even deeper into the hair cuticle.
her best bet would be to get it decolourised with non-bleach agents, but they don't really work that well on most danger colours. either way it'd probably end up looking like (quite literal) shit, since i can't see Becks being patient enough to rinse the hair 3-4 times, which you have to do with decolourisers, and then wait for at least a week to colour her hair again.

can't wait. if this doesn't end up in her getting the 2007 Britney cut i don't know what will

I notice it's been more than 4 hours since she started the dye process and she hasn't posted a gloating picture of her new dangerhair.

The longer the vanity pic is absent, the more likely it is that it turned into a babyshit green mess, followed by total Becky meltdown.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Would-be redheaded Becky talks differently from blue-haired Becky.

Suddenly she's trying on very "I'm a very real grownup, a real lady of the house" phrasing. "Darling." That's a word she's only used before as an adjective for Hannah, not in the "Dahhhhling, let me tell you..." tone she's trying to take here. Somehow she's channeling her inner bitchy gay man for these new tweets.

Your doctor told you no such thing, Becky

In actual advice, consider Daniel Tiger also, Becky. It has a lot of good little ditties for helping teach kids, AND it teaches a lot about how to parent kids through challenging situations as well. You could use a little Mom Tiger in your personal arsenal of parenting models.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

What the fuck is a hair equity