Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
I wonder what the breakdown for marinating is like.
It depends on whether you discard the marinade or use it to baste the meat, how long you cooked it (leg of lamb is usually best roasted at a relatively high temp compared to e.g. shoulder which is best roasted low and slow for maximum tenderness), etc. If you ditched the marinade prior to roasting there’d likely be only trace amounts left.

I can’t wait for Nick to start failing his drug and alcohol tests and start coming up with excuses about poppy seed bagels and penne alla vodka. It will never occur to him that these POs have heard it all and he will just look more like a dishonest clown than ever.
 
The funniest 2 comedians in the Dabblevers talk ‪@RekietaLaw‬ and Keanus Bestfriend April
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Geno and his charisma-vacuum wife Keanu discuss Nick Rekieta
  • They do this shitty bit where Keanu's mouth is superimposed on a picture of Rekieta, she's pretending to be him
  • Geno is pissed at Nick, borderline shouting about how much Nick fucked up Kayla's case, is he always like this?
  • Claims Nick is continuing to abuse "two women" he "pretends to care about". Says Nick's kids are "in for a fun life, all of them are getting therapy".
  • Keanu "as Nick", claims "I" don't spend much time with them."
  • Reveals that April called Keanu on their wedding night, high on whippets
  • Goes on about some guy called "StevieLew", I don't care, skipped this.
  • Claims April lives "less then twenty minutes away" from Nick. Did Geno see @MNPublicRecords' post, or was it already known information?
  • Digs on the Kayla nudes, reiterating that she "posed knowingly for Aaron, and you [Nick] lied and tried to claim it was a stolen picture".
  • Keanu goes on an extended Nick impersonation bit for several minutes. Its mostly lame.
  • During the bit, Geno says "Am I jealous...that your married to two women, that would lie and betray children for you?"
  • Geno directly claims that April lied about Aaron hitting her, and that Nick forced her to tell it.
    • "She wanted fucking attention".
    • "Unlike your fucking cunt wife, and your fucking cunt concubine, me and my wife are normal people".
    • "Fuck April, April is a fucking cunt and I'm glad she's wallowing in her stupid decisions".
    • "When you complained I read her texts online, was I reading "your" texts?"
    • "So Nick, how are those two dopey cunts of yours?"
  • He reiterates that he knows where April lives, and its near Nick's house.
  • Mocks Nick by drinking shots, repeats Nick is a child-neglecting abuser.
 
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I wonder what the breakdown for marinating is like. We marinated a leg of lamb in white wine on Saturday before cooking it on Easter. I'm guessing there's not so much carryover compared to using alcohol in a sauce.
I really question how true that FDA chart is, like they make something like Coq Au Vin, but did they reduce everything at once to a liquid and examine the chemicals in the solution. Or sample random portions of the prepared dish over a reasonable amount of time? Simulating someone eating the meal.
Since in the real world, you portion the meal out, it steams, it fills the room with flavour, it's magic, but the boiling point of alcohol is lower than water, so I suspect there will be almost no ethanol remaining by the time CockAuVin/French Onion Soup/Marinated Leg of lamb etc, goes from kitchen, to plate, to fork, to mouth.
 
Just as a reminder, Geno and Keanu are responsible for Aaron getting charged with RP at all.
They went tattling about the single picture of some silicon tits and started that.
Now they are back on team Aaron and really laying into Nick.

Fuck them both with a rusty pitchfork.
Nobody should trust them about anything they say at any time.
 
That's a lie

No one involved with this drama is normal
Geno n keano
Throwing a tantrum cuz April lied to them.
They were NEVER told she lived 12 minutes away from junkie

Airhead Canoe did a stream not too long ago where Elissa clipped, and Canoe agreed with Aaron that ape was with mom n dad. Canoe pointed out again how Junkie had abused HER FRIEND. Not a chance Canoe KNEW April lived down the street and was ok with her being near the junkie abuser. Lololol vacuum brain has no poker face, or she lied to Geno....[even her BIG O face is a dead fish].

Geno and keano PISSED they are tossed out of the circle of trust. Their value is nil
Null?
 
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Just as a reminder, Geno and Keanu are responsible for Aaron getting charged with RP at all.
They went tattling about the single picture of some silicon tits and started that.
Now they are back on team Aaron and really laying into Nick.

Fuck them both with a rusty pitchfork.
Nobody should trust them about anything they say at any time.
Every adult player of this drama are irredeemable scumbags. In a better world, where Germany won the war, they would be hosing out the urinals of a traveling circus.
 
Geno n keano
Throwing a tantrum cuz April lied to them.
They were NEVER told she lived 12 minutes away from junkie

Airhead Canoe did a stream not too long ago where Elissa clipped, and Canoe agreed with Aaron that ape was with mom n dad.

Geno and keano PISSED they are tossed out of the circle of trust. Their value is nil
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You make that statement with a lot of confidence as to what Geno and Keanu knows or doesn't know.
 
If whore-wife trusts anyone in her family, junkie should be served with divorce papers by Friday and temporary possession of their home granted to kids n whore-wife.
I don't disagree with you, but I think it would have happened by now if it was going to happen.

This is easily the most fucked up marriage I have ever seen described on KF. And that's saying a lot. Other cows have managed to throw in the towel and get divorces. Even Ralph... twice.

Claims April lives "less then twenty minutes away" from Nick. Did Geno see @MNPublicRecords' post, or was it already known information?
It was not known here, but we don't know who MNPR talks to off-site, when he talks to then, or who the source of those pictures of her truck parked at the residence is. Nor am I inclined to press him on the matter, because I want him to stay safe. I would not discount the possibility other people knew before the wider Internet did.

Digs on the Kayla nudes, reiterating that she "posed knowingly for Aaron, and you [Nick] lied and tried to claim it was a stolen picture".
Geno is inarticulate AF, but not, strictly speaking, wrong. Nick STRAIGHT UP LIED as to how that picture was obtained by Aaron. Nick didn't say it was stolen, but he claimed is was taken without her consent.

This is a lie. It is now 100% clear she posed for it.

I could only presume Aaron didn't mention how exactly he got it earlier for legal reasons.

I could also only presume that Nick lied, because that's what he always does, the lie makes Aaron look worse, and the truth makes him look like a cuck and his wife a WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE.
 
They're gonna both stream snipe each other

For some reason I originally read that as "steam pipe" each other, and I was like "Oh, they kissed and made up?"

Geno directly claims that April lied about Aaron hitting her, and that Nick forced her to tell it.
  • "She wanted fucking attention".
  • "Unlike your fucking cunt wife, and your fucking cunt concubine, me and my wife are normal people".

That is a bit of a stretch.
 
Every adult player of this drama are irredeemable scumbags. In a better world, where Germany won the war, they would be hosing out the urinals of a traveling circus.
Why is it always Hitler?

But if Hitler/successors ruled the world, Kayla and April (and Aaron) would be apex classed among the elite, and Rekieta would be bitching that his bona fides were in question because the Aryan deciders were ackshually jealous of his nose.
 
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Can't wait for the unlicensed cuckold from Central Minnesota to soberly stumble through a Trial stream with no cohosts tomorrow. I give him 30 minutes tops before he interrupts with personal dramas.
Karen Reed trial....
Boss Baby Bitch Barnes Briefly opined on that trial, likening it to bad gubment LIKE WITH REKIETA per barnestormer

No way does junkie do the Karen Read trial alone: any bets on loser lawyers who join junkie jerk off jurisprudence jocular jowl jockeys?
Barnes
V for Barnes Va-Jay-Jay
Rumy-eyed Branca
TokenNate
DUIghey
LawLumberjack
FaudsterShylockGoofLawgic
 
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Karen Reed trial....
Boss Baby Bitch Barnes Briefly opined on that trial, likening it to bad government LIKE WITH REKIETA

No way does junkie do the Karen Read trial alone: any bets on loser lawyers who join junkie jerk off jurisprudence jocular jowl jockeys?
Barnes
Rumy-eyed Branca
TokenNate
DUIghey
LawLumberjack
FaudsterShylockGoofLawgic
Forgive me I don't follow the trial but isn't there that one female streamer who's killing it with the Read trial, I don't know her name.

I bet Nick is foaming at the mouth to network with her.
 
Forgive me I don't follow the trial but isn't there that one female streamer who's killing it with the Read trial, I don't know her name.

I bet Nick is foaming at the mouth to network with her.
He tried, unfortunately EDB audience r waaaaay too snowflake with hurt feels triggered whenever she appeared with junkie BUT they were all gah-gah for "what's happening hotstuff" TLYK channel.
 
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Yeah and the ones who flew the idea of his deteriorating skin being intravascular drug use were called schizophrenics here. When the most obvious explanation is "druggie alcoholic has bad skin", you don't need to go off the deep ends with heroin injections.
To be fair, the ones claiming he was snorting coke were laughed at too, why didn't skelly bring this up?
Iirc, some ITT also thought his deteriorating skin was from picking, which is common for heavy stimulant abuse. Tweeker’s pick at their skin. There were maybe a few people wondering about IV drug use, but it was never a dominant narrative here.

It’s true that those ITT who claimed it was coke were shut down often enough, I remember because I was one of maybe 10-15 people who were in the no holds barred, Nick’s on cocaine, group. After any of us would post saying, “it’s cocaine, clearly,” a thread majority would have a 20 page discussion on how it was Modafinil aka Provigil, which had been Rx’d for Nicks (debatable) alleged narcolepsy.

After Nicks Coke Stream, everyone was sure it was coke, too. The Schadenfreude was beautiful, but I’m pretty sure it was anyone’s guess, it could have been meth, or Rx drugs, so many different things. But it looked like coke, & when Nick came back from one of his ridiculously long bathroom breaks, that was all she wrote, coke on the nose:

ETA: This clip is unedited, this is the exact moment the jig was up. Note the white powder on his nose, the gurning, the swaying, that’s the mix of being drunk as fuck & snorting a shit tonne of coke to counteract the depressant effects of the alcohol. Deadly mix, too. This is the footage I pulled my favorite gif I’ve ever made of Nick, from too.
 
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