Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[The Un-Clit]

sounds good! Remember to not invite Alex!

LOL for some reason I read this as "Remember not to inhale (your meatloaf) Alex!"

All this maybe gayops maybe fucking crazy shite is doing my head in, kiwifams.

 

[The Cunting Death]

How do I get in touch with “Null”?

send him a picture of your clit

 

[PaperRoads]

How do I get in touch with “Null”?

Create a thread by clicking this link, write who you are in the thread title (exemple: I am Alex Hogendorp's mother and I want to get verified), and post a photo of you with a paper that says "kiwifarms". That should probably do the trick.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

the screeching in caps doesn't convince me, it still just feels like a bad caricature of alex

 

[Red flaming panda]

How do I get in touch with “Null”?

Dm Null and tell him how much you love American Cheese.

 

[Daisy 1664]

Send a message to @Null.

Thank you.

@Null. I would like to prove my identity in order to confirm that someone else is using my son’s account in the past few days.

 

[Smokeski]

@Null. I would like to prove my identity in order to confirm that someone else is using my son’s account in the past few days.

>just completely ignores instructions
>can't post pu$$y
ngmi

 

[Red flaming panda]

>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no, guys. i'm totally Alex's mom. See, I'm asking how to get in contact with Null and using emojis like a boomer. Please believe muh hekin' gay larp so I don't look like a bigger faggot then I already am!

 

[The Un-Clit]

@Null. I would like to prove my identity in order to confirm that someone else is using my son’s account in the past few days.

It would be better to follow these directions posted below rather then tagging Null directly. (Giving you huge benefit of the doubt here)

Create a thread by clicking this link, write who you are in the thread title (exemple: I am Alex Hogendorp's mother and I want to get verified), and post a photo of you with a paper that says "kiwifarms". That should probably do the trick.

 

[Xev]

Oh great. Now Dear Leader is going to come in here and call us all retards.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Oh great. Now Dear Leader is going to come in here and call us all retards.

>Inb4 threads gets locked over this.

 

[Daisy 1664]

Create a thread by clicking this link, write who you are in the thread title (exemple: I am Alex Hogendorp's mother and I want to get verified), and post a photo of you with a paper that says "kiwifarms". That should probably do the trick.

Sorry. Thank you for the instructions. I somehow missed reading your post.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Sorry. Thank you for the instructions. I somehow missed reading your post.

You're lucky anyone is entertaining this larp and not just telling you to fuck off, Alex.

 

[Nome]

@Null. I would like to prove my identity in order to confirm that someone else is using my son’s account in the past few days.

Why are you sacrificing us to Dear Feeder's hungry mouth

 

[Null]

@Daisy 1664 email me photo id to jcmoon@pm.me

 

[Red flaming panda]

I fucking curious to know what "Alex's mom" even sends Null.

 

[Star Classic]

By far the stupidest thread on this site.

 

[Red flaming panda]

By far the stupidest thread on this site.

You ever been on the Skiwi?

 

[slungus22]

You ever been on the Skiwi?

shiwi**

 

[Star Classic]

You ever been on the Skiwi?

No, but if its any worse than this I want to be far away from it.