Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 773 32.5%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 449 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 485 20.4%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.9%

  • Total voters
    2,376
So basically what he always does in the face of extreme public backlash?
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Getting a normal job, even something basic like warehouse work or shipping/receiving at a furniture store or something, would be his best bet for improving his mental health and his life but I doubt that's going to happen because he's too proud, too inept, and has no experience doing anything besides youtube and youtube related things.
On Easter Sunday, I saw a man that my family called attention too. He was a hobo that was dumpster-diving for bread. I was told that man was someone we knew. He had a store from which we bought bed-sheets at one point. So why the dumpster-diving? He lost all his money on gambling and prostitutes, which costed him his store and his wife. Point is, once you hit the level of having to dumpster-dive, you are more open on things that you would not otherwise do. Of course he is covered in tattoos so he might have a hard time getting such a job as the one that like tattoos are the ones that demand muscles too.

If he started streaming games regularly I can see him making ok money, but he would have to learn to ignore the trolls which I don't think he's capable of at this point. Or he'd have to start scrapping with trolls like DSP or Wings and it would get even more depressing really fast and deteriorate his brain even more.
Yeah but being paid to be insulted is better that doing it for free. Maybe he will learn to grow that spine of his. Or he can have it be on subs only mode.

It's really over for them both. Ian can't make a good response without acknowledging how badly he fucked up with the cps thing unless he disregards it like Denims (so much for learning empathy at 32). And Ethan looks on the verge of a nervous breakdown in every clip, his job and online presence seems so miserable and detrimental to any chance of peace especially with his family life. Does the current scene even allow a youtuber/podcaster/influencer/whatever to thrive and be ok like 10 years ago? There was always internet drama and "bullying" but now it's all politics and so personal. They should've all pulled a Pewdiepie - he got married, had a child, pulled away and only posts random videos or aesthetic vlogs once in a while to keep his audience going, but is off social media and is keeping his distance.
Ethan looking horrible is fine. Looking like that garners sympathy and support for him.

Ian will troon out and suffer the consequences.
You could have just said "Suicide" bro and I would have understood. Jokes aside, I did not want to add that as I feel that might happen regardless of which road they take.

There is only one possible way for Ian to come back to reality.

He needs to get off whatever medication he's on. Call it excuse making all you want but i've seen friends go through this, it's blatantly clear that around 2018 he got on some kind of ssri or something that "mutes" your personality, love of life, sex drive, and confidence (i wonder who suggested he do this?) and he's only increased his dosage ever sense.

If one day he just gets cut off somehow, he'll go through months of withdrawal and then wake up to the reality of what's been going on. It will hit him like a truck, and who knows what will happen from there. He either just quits the internet entirely, or goes on a de-apology tour.

He doesn't have to start kissing right wing ass disown his "new fans" (kek) or go back to saying nigger or any of that. He could honestly stop trying to do anything political or socially activist at all. If he just went back to being funny and entertaining like he used to be people would watch him. He would never get the veneer of invulnerability he used to have but people would watch his shit.
The thing is that in order to get over addiction and depression, you need both a lot of mental strength (which he lacks) and a supporting environment (which he lacks too). The things he would need to do are also the things that are impossible for him. All his good friends have left him, all of the people that surround him are willing to throw him under the bus and he cannot afford to leave his toxic wife as he will have no money or a job (that he has not ruined) to fall back on.

I know a lot of people are skeptical of SSRIs (for good reason) but I've seen them help a lot of people who genuinely needed them. BUT: I think you're right. I think Ian is overmedicated. He seems zonked out in most of his videos and there's a dull, listless look in his eyes.

I think he's the kind of person who doesn't need SSRIs but got prescribed them anyway, and when his symptoms didn't improve he kept upping the dosage. Mixed with whatever else he's taking it's probably got him really doped up to the point where he's basically in zombie mode.


and now despite the Aesop Fable happening in real time before our eyes, Ian is doing the same fucking thing and will get the same results.

"Hmm. A house of straw didn't work too well. I know! I'll make a house of sticks!"
Ian might be taking the wrong drugs too. Maybe different pills would have worked better. Then again, his wife is probably sucking the life out of him too so that might be part of the reason.
 
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So I guess no maximum damage pod today? They’re too heckin busy, especially anus

And a friendly reminder, don’t fucking @ them you inconsiderate swine!!!! You’re taking up their precious time. Anisa is watching Hasan and she can’t be fucked to turn discord notifications off

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So I guess no maximum damage pod today? They’re too heckin busy, especially anus

And a friendly reminder, don’t fucking @ them you inconsiderate swine!!!! You’re taking up their precious time. Anisa is watching Hasan and she can’t be fucked to turn discord notifications off

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So I guess no maximum damage pod today? They’re too heckin busy, especially anus

And a friendly reminder, don’t fucking @ them you inconsiderate swine!!!! You’re taking up their precious time. Anisa is watching Hasan and she can’t be fucked to turn discord notifications off

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They really should do one. It might be the most views they have ever had.
They are literally too stupid to even capitalize on hate. Fascinating behavior.
 
You know, if Ian really felt like he had some gay connection with Hasan Diddy Party Piker, and he was seeing his gay boxing event look to be a Snow White level failure, why not have your new bestie fight someone to move tickets? Surely there's some low sub "conservative" Ian can find to fight Hasan and give him a win over to get more people to buy tickets. Hell, if Hasan wasn't such a faggot and a friend he would agree to fight The Candyman as the main event and really sell tickets.

But no, you just keep looking like you're always crying as you work on your H3 response video, Ian, you're a big winner!
 
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I really hope this shitshow with H3 is the final nail in the coffin for their podcasts. Mainly so that I nor anyone else has to slog through it again.
I have to imagine its at least kind of a panicky shit show behind the scenes. It was already pretty poorly received but Ethan highlighting the more dramatic elements makes it radioactive. All the mental health/empathy obsessives seem like they're on the edge of a meltdown anyway.
 
why not have your new bestie fight someone to move tickets?
He was unable to get Hasan to do the Fortnite dance, the conga line, or the "say something nice about Ethan!" segment. Hasan was unwilling to be seen standing up in Ian's video. What on Earth makes you think Ian can convince Hasan to fly to Tampa and potentially get his ass kicked in front of literally dozens of viewers?
 
I'll say this one thing in defense of Ian, if I lived with Anisa I too would need to be doped out of my gourd 24/7/365 on whatever cocktail he's in not to go berserk.
This is very inconsiderate; everyone should view Anisa through the lens of looking at a person.
 
Ethan won. Hasan endorsed a guy who burned the Quran just to spite him, and iDubbbz has burned all his bridges except for the lamest group of fairweather friends ever assembled on the planet Earth. Not a single one of those brown misfits he's hanging out with will tolerate him for more than a few months. By this time next year he'll be planning Creator Clash 4 in the parking lot of an Arby's.

The response video is actually decent and basically just shows Ian as the spineless reprobate he is, and worse than anything a fucking liar. Calling the CC "poorly researched" is just doing it a service, he knew what was happening but endorses it because Anisa (the apostate who left Islam and denounced Muhammad) now wants to larp as Lebanese (despite being 8% Lebanese) just so she can try and get Hasan to fuck her.

Ian's life is truly a tragedy. I don't even know what lessons are to be learned from him. I guess you could say he's pussywhipped but I feel like blaming Anisa for everything is just excusing him for how shitty he's become. It's not her fault he's such a fucking loser that she could get him to do anything she asks, he was that way already.
A grassroots boxing match in an Arby's parking lot has too much soul.
And Hasan would never go to an Arby's. Make it a Chic-fil-a and now we're talkin.
 
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Bad Empanada is argentinian?! I was certain that he was arab.
He’s of Arab descent, from Australia and moved to Argentina
He is supposed to be an Anatolic Greek-descend man who identifies as a Turk (you can tell by his name Yannis). That is usually a thing that I presume would alienate anyone from their own family (it is like an Irishman pretending to be English or a Pole pretending to be German). Identifying as the ethnic group that oppressed your ethnic group is seen as a no-no in many places.
 
So I guess no maximum damage pod today? They’re too heckin busy, especially anus

And a friendly reminder, don’t fucking @ them you inconsiderate swine!!!! You’re taking up their precious time. Anisa is watching Hasan and she can’t be fucked to turn discord notifications off

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I think Hasan admitting to not even watching the yellow man cartoon the sword is from brings some funny questions up. It at least makes me question why he has that particular sword. Mix in the hasidic hatred from Hasan and we might have a stew going. Could be just some random shit he bought though.
hasan used to do mail opening streams where viewers could send him shit. most of the time it was just shirts or letters but some of the more parasocial types would send him swords and knives i think somebody sent him some super realistic airsoft guns as well.

he stopped those streams once he moved i think because he had way too much stuff and more and more people were just sending him stuff not as a gift but because they wanted him to shill their product for them.

so my guess is somebody send him the sword just because hasan mentioned he liked anime and since bleach is a generally known anime they assumed he would have known about it.
 
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