Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Marche]

I would answer your question about why people are upset, but Mald, you've already answered that question yourself. Take your own advice when you read this post

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Edit: oh he's on a rampage right now. No comedic emotes poking fun at streamer!!!!
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classic narcissist can't handle self deprecation humour

Imagine if instead of being mad in discord he used that time to work on heartbound! In this hypothetical, we may even get the april update by june(probably too optimistic)!

Entitled? you took peoples money, they ARE entitled to it.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

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literally insane behavior, my dude

Paving the road to drop the game due to harrassement.

I would answer your question about why people are upset, but Mald, you've already answered that question yourself. Take your own advice when you read this post

"Sorry, I got too comfortable doing shit that wasn't working on my game, if I work on my game now, I won't have as much time for the other shit I started doing instead of making my game."

I talk with friends who make games, they tell me YanDev is a inspiration of what you should not do, I guess Mald disagrees, he sees it as a pilgrimage he must take.

 

[Roachbound]

what the fuck is this guy paying 15 people for? does he have 15 prostitutes that fluff him between streams or something?

10 of them are purely moderators, 2 of them are the programmers/developers for his minecraft mod and also moderators(these are the 12 mods he posted about in his "pay your mods" youtube video that i recommend not watching), one is the composer for heartbound/makes his own games to be published under mald+ludwig's studio, one is the other staff at the ferret rescue and the last one is his partner

 

[GhaeicSD]

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literally insane behavior, my dude

Holy shit, this is the excuse he's going to use to pivot into abandoning the game. What a lazy, scummy fucking weasel. Maybe people would actually support the updates if they, I don't know, had substance? But then again, how could they be substantial when your game's foundation is a global array of sand and pebbles?

"I just want to work on my game"...do ya? He claims he spends 4 hours a day on "dev time" but doesn't break down what that includes in the slightest. 4 hours every day adds up very quickly. We know he complains about the dialogue and storyline system being the bottleneck. If he's as good at programming as he claims he is, he realistically could rewrite these systems to be modular and easier-to-manage compared to now in 2, maybe 3 sessions since he already has all the dialogue typed out. It's convenient he claims to not use a proper version control system that could paper trail his progress so we could see what he spends his time doing.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

So which happens first? Suicide or trooning out? My money is on trooning out, he's already got the gross, greasy looking troon hair down

He's obsessed with being manly, it's why he sells himself as an internet dad and fakes his voice, so I genuinely doubt a troonout

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

He's obsessed with being manly, it's why he sells himself as an internet dad and fakes his voice, so I genuinely doubt a troonout

He shall troon out, from a boy to a real man.

 

[MercuryMan]

Holy shit, this is the excuse he's going to use to pivot into abandoning the game. What a lazy, scummy fucking weasel. Maybe people would actually support the updates if they, I don't know, had substance? But then again, how could they be substantial when your game's foundation is a global array of sand and pebbles?

"I just want to work on my game"...do ya? He claims he spends 4 hours a day on "dev time" but doesn't break down what that includes in the slightest. 4 hours every day adds up very quickly. We know he complains about the dialogue and storyline system being the bottleneck. If he's as good at programming as he claims he is, he realistically could rewrite these systems to be modular and easier-to-manage compared to now in 2, maybe 3 sessions since he already has all the dialogue typed out. It's convenient he claims to not use a proper version control system that could paper trail his progress so we could see what he spends his time doing.

He has been fake working on his game since 2023. After wow drama, he did two last-minute patches and then just stopped cause that was too much work.

 

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

10 of them are purely moderators

He pays 10 fucking people for his dead stream chat and gay discord? Insane behavior.

 

[Shaneequa]

10 of them are purely moderators, 2 of them are the programmers/developers for his minecraft mod, one is the composer for heartbound/makes his own games to be published under mald+ludwig's studio, one is the other staff at the ferret rescue and the last one is his partner

5 missing jannies

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

My money on the next update either coming around June (if you look at his track record) or in a year when the steam warning text will be back.

It's still crazy some of my programmer friends take him seriously even after all that.

I don't know how he managed to make normal people think he's some kind of indie dev while all he does is write dialogs for a RPG maker game.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

It's still so funny to me he can't finish a rpgmaker game as someone who was "A BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE WITH GREAT EXPERIENCE IN THE GAME DEVELOPMENT FIELD".

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

published under mald+ludwig's studio

Mald wishes it'd be published by his studio, but apparently it's so shitty even his they/them composer friend (who somehow released more games than the 20 year veteran AAA h4x0r "developer") would rather self-publish they/them's games.

 

[The Stranger]

He's obsessed with being manly, it's why he sells himself as an internet dad and fakes his voice, so I genuinely doubt a troonout

Maybe after his 4th puberty he'll develop a sense of responsibility and work ethic ()

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

>whenever some gaming news happens
BLIZZARD DEV AMAZON GAMES SMALL INDIE DEV DEFCON BLACK BADGE DEFCON WHITE HAT HACKER BLACK BBC SLAVE ME ME ME
>whenever some asks him what the fuck he's doing with his game
IM A STREAMER AND A FERRET KEEPER
what the actual fuck

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Why even continue? He said it doesn't make money, he seems to have no passion for it clearly, it gets him "harassed", etc. Jason should just shut it down and admit that he wants to be another Streamer that shoves terracotta gnomes up his ass.
Edit: He's just more successful Yandere Dev at this point

IF yandev had been 10 years later he'd be in the same boat as Jason. Making hand over fist on twitch while doing jack shit until he has a meltdown.

It's still so funny to me he can't finish a rpgmaker game as someone who was "A BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE WITH GREAT EXPERIENCE IN THE GAME DEVELOPMENT FIELD".

20+ years of video game experience.
10 additional of doing jack shit with a gamemaker game.

 

[Roachbound]

It's still so funny to me he can't finish a rpgmaker game as someone who was "A BLIZZARD EMPLOYEE WITH GREAT EXPERIENCE IN THE GAME DEVELOPMENT FIELD".

if you go to his linkedin, you'll see he literally doesn't even list any game dev experience while working at blizzard lol. My old post for reference

Him using blizzard to point to his game dev experience is like a janitor at a hospital pointing to his medical expertise.

 

[Aidan]

Hilariously insane behavior, dude. He's a boomer throwing a tantrum because he can't handle any accountability or negative feedback, plus he can't control the narrative sufficiently anymore. Making a game he got paid tens of thousands to make years ago isn't paying the bills but streaming games and being smug on the internet for 12+ hours a day is, damn that's rough. No one with responsibilities is going to feel bad for this nepo manbaby and he can't handle it.
Most people don't have the luxury of throwing a tantrum and taking a day or two off with last minute notice or to push deadlines back repeatedly.

Why even continue? He said it doesn't make money, he seems to have no passion for it clearly, it gets him "harassed", etc. Jason should just shut it down and admit that he wants to be another Streamer that shoves terracotta gnomes up his ass.
Edit: He's just more successful Yandere Dev at this point

He cannot admit failure or a lack of ability, a core facet of being a cow.

 

[FrogMinutes]

IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT
unless the ferret farm is turned into a game studio to help with development
another 5 years is needed to complete the game. minimum

 

[Star Classic]

IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT

AND WE LIKE THAT

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

I wonder if he'll attempt to never acknowledge the obvious solution of bringing in outside help to finish the game since he's so busy making money, i.e. the textbook scenario of when to hire someone. Maybe he'll come up with some elaborate excuse like maintaining his magnum opus' autistic integrity so it can be the best product it can be, and bringing in other writers/devs would compromise it.