Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

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When Shia LaBeouf was making Fury he refused to bathe, cut his face, and removed a tooth.
[LaBeouf] walks out into the hallway and says, ‘hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out…’ and he takes out a knife and cuts his face,” Logan Lerman recently told British GQ. “For the whole movie, he kept opening these cuts on his face. That’s all real."
No, I got it removed for the movie,” LaBeouf told Kimmel last night of his missing tooth in the movie. The actor evidently had problems getting it down in the more proper parts of Los Angeles because every dentist told him it didn’t “make medical sense. So I got it done by some guy in Reseda next to a Radio Shack and he didn’t ask too many questions.”
The apparently pungent dedication to his craft was not popular with the crew: “Shia was warned about his behaviour by several people on set, including Brad Pitt and director David Ayer” and was allegedly moved to a different hotel. “He didn’t heed any of their warnings and found himself staying in a small bed-and-breakfast hotel away from the rest of the cast.”
http://www.indiewire.com/2014/10/sh...e-cast-got-a-tooth-pulled-making-fury-271340/
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2014/01/shia-labeouf-brad-pitt-extreme-hollywood
 
I really love how this turned out. It is one of those rare occassions when 4chan's collective autism manages to produce something hilarious to behold.

I wonder how they're going to fuck with Shia this time. If it is at all possible to make him look more unhinged than camping an empty flagpole in the middle of fucking Nowhere, Tennessee is making him look.
 
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Praise kek! This is the greatest timeline of all.

I love the fact Shia goes on the whole "If you read the bible you shouldn't hate mass immigration and abortion?" schtick, doesn't he know these shitposters from the new right or alt right are typically atheists? They don't care. I don't myself don't care about the bible's stance on much. He's fighting against a strawman that doesn't exist.

Shit, even a lot of people who have read the Bible are seeing through the left's bullshit. You don't have to be a Christian to realize that it's weird that suddenly a bunch of Christianity hating hippies are suddenly thumping the Bible when it comes to defending mass immigration.
 
No matter how stupid this is, I hope to God it'll last over 8 years

If there's anything Shia can be praised for it has to be his tenacity. Many cows would have given up after one bad experience, let alone multiple run-ins with the police. Classic example is fucking Andrew Dobson, who has been forever scared off conventions due to "PTSD" caused by a spray bottle.

Shia's pride won't let him quit. Because if he stops, Trump and his supporters will have won. Can't have that.
 
Apologies if this has been mentioned somewhere in between pages 2 through 6, but I love the whole irony of "He Will Not Divide Us" and here's Shia, squatting alone in a field, his little hashtag protest completely devastated, all to protect a fucking flag whose only importance was when /pol/ decided to play Capture the Flag with it.

Futility, thine name is Shia Labeouf.
 
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