Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

Nick needs to prove that streaming is a real job to his probation officer. Otherwise he might have to start doing something minimum wage like cleaning floors or working the checkout counter. That means getting up in the morning and dancing for his dinner 8 hours a day. We all know where Nick wants to be, and it's not in his basement covering a trial. It will be interesting how long he keeps this up because he hates law talk and he hates trial streaming. He's publicly humiliating himself for his hate watchers so he doesn't have to go get a real job.

 

[Ed Craven]

That has been my response to these people claiming that he is back while they cite the viewer count for his comeback stream. Most of them are hate watchers

There is not a single person watching this stream not looking out for him slathering his tongue over the rim of his glass of “water”

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Nick has a very shallow pool of panellists left to draw from, when it comes to law at least, as he's alienated them all aside from the ass kissers who can't do any better, and he can't hold a trial stream on his own like other youtube lawyers can.

Not only that but he's been out of the game for two years and that ground has long since been ceded, people who subscribed to Nick for the trial streams have new favourites to follow and this Karen Read trial is being covered by most of them and has been for months now. Nick is late to this party.

 

[Ed Craven]

Less than twenty minutes into the trial he’s already complaining about how bored he is.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Less than twenty minutes into the trial he’s already complaining about how bored he is.

To be fair, a non law channel talking about law, sober and clean, no corner demon to blow him under the desk, Nick is living in hell of his own creation.

 

[Je$ter]

And he hates speaking about the law and legal cases, he’s said this.

Looks like this is still true. He is already saying he is bored

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Elissa Clips is gonna be eatin’ good for a while. These seethe clips are bangers. He just can’t stop producing salt.

 

[Owlbear]

Just to reveal the current lawtube pecking order:

• Emily D Baker is at 19k viewers
• Attorney Melanie Little has 16k viewers
• Court TV has 13k viewers
• Andrea Burkhart is at 3.8k viewers
• Nick has 2.6k viewers
• Kurt the sperg has 380 viewers

So Nick is somewhere between the Washington lesbian and the autistic sperg. He's not in the same league as Emily D Baker any more.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Less than twenty minutes into the trial he’s already complaining about how bored he is.

Someone should start a poll for how long Nick will stick with this case. I have 4 days.

 

[AnOminous]

And he hates speaking about the law and legal cases, he’s said this.

I love that he has to spend five years doing something he hates, forbidden from the only thing he loves (drugs) or he has to work at McDonald's.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Someone should start a poll for how long Nick will stick with this case. I have 4 days.

I'd rather bet if he sides with the Commonwealth on this one and talks shit about Karen and her defense team.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Elissa Clips is gonna be eatin’ good for a while. These seethe clips are bangers. He just can’t stop producing salt.

I noticed she's directly uploading Nick's content again instead of reactions to circumvent copyright.

Did you get the regain green light from the Balldo @elb? Or are you smashing through the Copyright Cuck Blockade?

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

To be fair, a non law channel talking about law, sober and clean, no corner demon to blow him under the desk, Nick is living in hell of his own creation.

He's not sober. At the start of the stream he stated he took his "wake up meds". Modafinil and Adderall.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I love that he has to spend five years doing something he hates, forbidden from the only thing he loves (drugs) or he has to work at McDonald's.

The wages of sin are more than just death, apparently.

 

[Ed Craven]

I love that he has to spend five years doing something he hates, forbidden from the only thing he loves (drugs) or he has to work at McDonald's.

I think McDonald’s might be a more dignified job than this. There’s so much dead air in this current stream and when this faggot is flapping his lips it’s just the most trite nothingness. I’d kill myself if my job was to host a show and I just played someone else’s live stream while staring at the ceiling.

 

[Edward Teach]

Is that shirt he is wearing one that he wore to that gays 90's place?

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

You know what Nick needs? A little bump of coke to get the energy up in this stream.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Someone should start a poll for how long Nick will stick with this case. I have 4 days.

Dude this is like water boarding for a coke addict like Nick. Imagine having access to cocaine on the regular and then having to hard-cut to your office job. He’s forever going to be craving that yayo because his domestic and professional life is like nails on a chalkboard to him.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Just to reveal the current lawtube pecking order:

• Emily D Baker is at 19k viewers
• Attorney Melanie Little has 16k viewers
• Court TV has 13k viewers
• Andrea Burkhart is at 3.8k viewers
• Nick has 2.6k viewers
• Kurt the sperg has 380 viewers

So Nick is somewhere between the Washington lesbian and the autistic sperg. He's not in the same league as Emily D Baker any more.

'i made you! i made you!!', nick continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a balldo

 

[Owlbear]

You know what Nick needs? A little bump of coke to get the energy up in this stream.

Don't worry, he'll go out for "gas" in a few hours and come back 45 minutes later with some "flour" on his nose. just like old times.