Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dizzyuntildeath]

'i made you! i made you!!', nick continues to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a balldo

It would be sad if it wasn't so fucking funny and the least of what he deserves.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

KEK! He’s getting 1000 live viewers on his trial stream, which while hundreds more than I thought he’d get is pretty sad.

2,600 live viewers on Nick's live stream.

Meanwhile Branca on the exact same dual stream is getting 600 live viewers.

Branca only interacts with paypigs which may explain why he has a smaller viewership.

Evidently people either want to see Nick drama, or they don't care how incompetent Nick is.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick needs to prove that streaming is a real job to his probation officer. Otherwise he might have to start doing something minimum wage like cleaning floors or working the checkout counter. That means getting up in the morning and dancing for his dinner 8 hours a day. We all know where Nick wants to be, and it's not in his basement covering a trial. It will be interesting how long he keeps this up because he hates law talk and he hates trial streaming. He's publicly humiliating himself for his hate watchers so he doesn't have to go get a real job.

Dude this is like water boarding for a coke addict like Nick. Imagine having access to cocaine on the regular and then having to hard-cut to your office job. He’s forever going to be craving that yayo because his domestic and professional life is like nails on a chalkboard to him.

Chin up Nick. Only 4 years and 360 more days and you can safely have a drink!

Ugh he’s already made a sex joke.

 

[Owlbear]

Ugh he’s already made a sex joke.

I am normally now in the EDB crew or the burkhart crew for these trials, but I tuned into Nick during the judge's announcements to the jury and heard exactly two comments about porn and zero other comments.

 

[Meat Target]

Just to reveal the current lawtube pecking order:

• Emily D Baker is at 19k viewers
• Attorney Melanie Little has 16k viewers
• Court TV has 13k viewers
• Andrea Burkhart is at 3.8k viewers
• Nick has 2.6k viewers
• Kurt the sperg has 380 viewers

So Nick is somewhere between the Washington lesbian and the autistic sperg. He's not in the same league as Emily D Baker any more.

I know Legal Eagle's a liberal faggot, but has he ever given his two cents on Lawtube or Nick? Or does he rightly consider it beneath him as a vulgar minstrel show of his profession?

 

[Pagan Min]

You know what Nick needs? A little bump of coke to get the energy up in this stream.

Nah, what he REALLY needs is to suck-start a shotgun...

 

[Vibralldo]

All that "I am lawtube" sperging and he still can't beat Josh's show that isn't even allowed on YouTube while covering trials like his fans wanted.

 

[PrestonHolt]

All that "I am lawtube" sperging and he still can't beat Josh's show that isn't even allowed on YouTube while covering trials like his fans wanted.

Thats becasue he doesn't have cute hamsters and reddit segment. (Also Null's genuine laugh is so much funnier than anything Nick ever produced on his show).

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Chin up Nick. Only 4 years and 360 more days and you can safely have a drink!

Don't worry Nick, you can do it!

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

He appeared right at the top of my youtube feed. In the five or seven minutes I was watching he had someone donating 10 subs and two people made super chats, of 20 and 5 dollars. It was incredibly boring and Nick barely said a word aside from asking the person speaking in the courtroom to go closer to the microphone.

Despite everything, he still has fans willing to throw money at him.

 

[Fapcop]

Chin up Nick. Only 4 years and 360 more days and you can safely have a drink!

Ugh he’s already made a sex joke.

Pour one out for April’s vagina. She’ll get an angry pounding tonight.

Addicts usually have a lot of pent up energy once they’re forced clean which means their sex drive goes into overdrive.

I suppose Nick being an absent father because he’s balls deep in April’s snatch is a step up from Nick being an absent father because he’s drunk and high though.

Can’t wait for the superchats, they’ll be the MVP of this stream.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He appeared right at the top of my youtube feed. In the five or seven minutes I was watching he had someone donating 10 subs and two people made super chats, of 20 and 5 dollars. It was incredibly boring and Nick barely said a word aside from asking the person speaking in the courtroom to go closer to the microphone.

Despite everything, he still has fans willing to throw money at him.

What's a good word for Donga Dead Air we can adapt into a Rekietism?
Rackets Retard Reaction?

 

[Sock Cucker]

Emily is live with 28K.
She has covered this trial from the start, but I stopped watching any lawtube stuff after Murdaugh.

 

[Fapcop]

Lol! Nick looks like he’s bored to tears. SUFFAH RACKETS!

EDIT: Now he’s just sitting and texting. The kind of high brow legal coverage his audience is craving.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Real riveting court commentary from Nick.
The World missed Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Emily is live with 28K.
She has covered this trial from the start, but I stopped watching any lawtube stuff after Murdaugh.

I don't know why anyone would bother listening to some tard who doesn't know jack shit and on top of that, blew off the original trial entirely because he was too whacked out of his mind on drugs to stream about anything but coom and degeneracy.

 

[Spergichu]

What's a good word for Donga Dead Air we can adapt into a Rekietism?
Rackets Retard Reaction?

Woah Balldosabe... cucked air.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Maybe I'm just not clued into this. I've never heard of such of thing. If I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me.

Surprisingly, prescribing alcohol is actually still a thing. Unsurprisingly if you're anyone other than a retarded Nick fan you'd realise it's only going to be in some very specific situations and not a case of "here's a script for a six pack and a fifth of JD, call me in the morning". I've personally seen/heard of it in 3 situations:

1)Ethanol prescribed for methanol poisoning
2)To manage DTs/withdrawal symptoms in a severe alcoholic who needed other medical treatment, who was refusing detox, and who would have refused all treatment and left otherwise
3)To a guy in his mid 80s, who was in palliative care

 

[Fapcop]

Not sure if I’ve been listening too long to the defender, but this case is seriously so fucking weird.

I strongly doubt that Nick can contribute anything else but: “That’s me Fr Fr!”

 

[Captain Manning]

I am normally now in the EDB crew or the burkhart crew for these trials, but I tuned into Nick during the judge's announcements to the jury and heard exactly two comments about porn and zero other comments.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

I know Legal Eagle's a liberal faggot, but has he ever given his two cents on Lawtube or Nick? Or does he rightly consider it beneath him as a vulgar minstrel show of his profession?

AFAIK, no. Legal Eagle mainly bitches about Trump.

On the one hand, you can say he's got TDS. On the other hand, he punches up. The opposite of Nick.