Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

I just had to include a screenshot of a comment left on Nick's stream on April 21, 2025. I think it highlights perfectly the mindset of his audience.
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Maybe I'm just not clued into this. I've never heard of such of thing. If I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me.

I've heard of doctor's recommending that some people have a glass of wine with their dinner for stress relief but never "prescribed".

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Can you imagine police believing anything Nick says? At best he is a great example of bad junkie behaviors.

If this is in any way true, I bet the police will come to regret having Nick around.

I wonder if Nick kept on insisting and pushing to make himself a drug trainer to the police as part of his plea agreement.

Alright, alright, fine. You can be the "police trainer for drugs" for 5 years. Now go show us how a pee test is performed.

Edit: Nick being the good father he is, has to make some Mac and Cheese for his child. Where is Aaron when he needs him? And why is Nick letting the little kid decide what to eat? All carbs and processed cheese? Eh, microwaves are fast.

Edit2: Nick said he has wanted to do a trial stream for the past 2 years.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I can't tell if 3k viewers for his first trial stream in a long time is good or bad. Is it good because that's his core audience who stuck around the entire time and it's only gotta get bigger if he gets back into it or is it bad because that's everyone that showed up after he was gone and then popped back in their subscription tab and that's the largest amount he's ever gonna get?

I feel like the biggest blow that could happen to him is to get passed up by basically everyone he used to stream with.

 

[Edward Teach]

Well...meal request just came in at 10:32AM......daughter wants mac and cheese......seems like a healthy choice!

 

[AnOminous]

I've heard of doctor's recommending that some people have a glass of wine with their dinner for stress relief but never "prescribed".

It's a better recommendation than benzos, which are Satanic. I mean there's use for them but the vast majority of prescriptions for them are absolute bullshit.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

A single glass of wine with your meal is a fairly tame about of alcohol.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I've heard of doctor's recommending that some people have a glass of wine with their dinner for stress relief but never "prescribed".

It can happen with really severe alcoholics, because alcohol is one of the only substances of abuse that detoxing from can kill you. You have to be real deep in the bottle though, for them to tell you to taper instead of going cold turkey.

I took a substance abuse recovery and education course in college, and I remember my teacher described it like this, "Alcohol withdrawal can kill you. Opioid withdrawal will make you wish it could".

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Can you imagine police believing anything Nick says? At best he is a great example of bad junkie behaviors.

If this is in any way true, I bet the police will come to regret having Nick around.

I wonder if Nick kept on insisting and pushing to make himself a drug trainer to the police as part of his plea agreement.

Alright, alright, fine. You can be the "police trainer for drugs" for 5 years. Now go show us how a pee test is performed.

Edit: Nick being the good father he is, has to make some Mac and Cheese for his child. Where is Aaron when he needs him? And why is Nick letting the little kid decide what to eat? All carbs and processed cheese? Eh, microwaves are fast.

That's our Nicky, just like lowtax everything is a funny joke. I can teach the police which drugs young kids can ingest, I'm a bit of a professional in the field. Get it? GET IT?!?! I RUINED MY KIDS LIVES. ITS FUNNY AND WEIRD!!!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Not gonna be on the Internet a whole lot today, I just wanted to check in on Nick and see if he hates streaming and that he’s still gay.

*looks at shirt*

Yep! Still a faggot.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

If you look up "Karen read trial live" on YouTube rekeitas stream is super down the list. You have to really scroll to see it and there's many larger streams all the way up. Even a true crime podcast lady was pulling 2k

If you're getting competed with by "pretty lies and alibis" with like 75k subscribers that's probably not good.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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Can you imagine police believing anything Nick says? At best he is a great example of bad junkie behaviors.

If this is in any way true, I bet the police will come to regret having Nick around.

I wonder if Nick kept on insisting and pushing to make himself a drug trainer to the police as part of his plea agreement.

Alright, alright, fine. You can be the "police trainer for drugs" for 5 years. Now go show us how a pee test is performed.

i'm pretty sure he is attempting to joke about his probation.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Hey Nick, if you're keeping up with this thread, make sure you are taking a B12 supplement with your nitrous. Nitrous rapidly diminishes blood levels and store of B12 in the body. You will end up with a serious B12 deficiency using nitrous long term if you aren't supplementing it. You're better off with B12 injections to keep up with the depletion, but I don't think anyone would trust you with needles, you know, after the drug conviction and what not.

 

[Canard]

Let's see how badly it tapers off... Won't give a view, but my guess is that he will bore off most people soon enough.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Why does Nick still have the Joker picture up? It clashes and does not work.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

i'm pretty sure he is attempting to joke about his probation.

The joke isn't the probation, it is him.
Father of the decade.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Assuming that Nick is financially supported by his parents, and assuming he sticks with streaming as his day job to satisfy his probation, will Nick have to provide evidence of income to the PO?

It certainly seems plausible that he’ll continue these dreadfully boring streams a few hours a day as his “day job” but as viewers inevitably plummet along with his income, there’s a good chance he’s going to be making next to nothing. Can the PO eventually force him to get an actual job?

 

[Hellblazer]

It's just occurred to me that I've never heard him deny the 'gay' rumours, nor deny that he is in love with Aaron. If he has and I missed it, it's certainly not something he's brought up often.

Interesting, considering he talks about/denies every other thing the 'Farms has talked about, ad nauseum.

Spoiler: In b4

"There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's just funny!"
"Because it's just so funny and retarded that denying it is pointless"

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Why does Nick still have the Joker picture up? It clashes and does not work.

The sunk cost fallacy in action.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's just occurred to me that I've never heard him deny the 'gay' rumours

Nick has “jokingly” admitted to being gay.

 

[Vibralldo]

Why does Nick still have the Joker picture up? It clashes and does not work.

It fits because he's also a criminal and clown