Official Kiwi Farms Sneeze Thread - for any discussion related to sneezing

[The false copy of Sunder]

I enjoy sneezing. It feels good. I am convinced that some part of the autonomic nervous system involved in the process of orgasm is also involved in the process of sneezing. Do not look at me that way; you know what I mean. Involuntary contractions. The pleasure it produces in your brain. I do not sexually enjoy sneezing. I enjoy sneezing.

If you have any comments or thoughts related to sneezing such as mine, or even very dissimilar to mine, you now have a place to share them.

 

[Axiom.]

*sneezes*
Ugh, allergies.
Who let a bitch in here?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You should sneeze yourself NOW! And get some piece of that pollen, of that allegies layer that's covered up so we can sneeze inside this dusty trapped room.

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

"Haha sneezing more like sneedin-" don't you fucking dare. You're better than that. I believe in you all to offer more than that to this niche topic.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Bless you

 

[7.62x38mmR]

Relevant infographic i found. I think the Rothschilds and Hyperborea might be involved but i'm not sure, my kabbalistic senses are just developing

 

[Napoleon III]

If you have any comments or thoughts related to sneezing such as mine, or even very dissimilar to mine, you now have a place to share them.

you don't need an autism hat in your pfp. we can tell

 

[Dysnomia]

I do not sexually enjoy sneezing. I enjoy sneezing.

Slippery slope. It's only a matter of time before your hard drive is full of sneeze porn.

 

[The Last Stand]

Bless you, OP.

 

[Hellwalker]

Paging @Tetra

 

[Tablet County]

"Haha sneezing more like sneedin-" don't you fucking dare. You're better than that. I believe in you all to offer more than that to this niche topic.

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Relevant infographic i found. I think the Rothschilds and Hyperborea might be involved but i'm not sure, my kabbalistic senses are just developing

Chnuck's Fnuck & Snuck.

 

[Tetra]

ACHO

 

[Mac Monster]

Salud

 

[Silver Higgs]

I let out all my frustrations with sneezes. I gather all the air in the room and let the loudest scream followed by a "cho" come out of my mouth. Feels good, everyone should try it.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I do not sexually enjoy sneezing. I enjoy sneezing.

All this did is make me wonder is if a sneeze fetish exists

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'm very thankful my body has a convenient way to forcefully expel foreign body's from my sinus system. Imagine the hell of not being able to sneeze and anything that gets up there is stuck until you have to physically dig it out yourself.

 

[August Levasseur]

achoo

 

[Steak Tartare]

I have a relative who says the full "God Bless You" every time and it weirds me out

#gesundheit gang gang

 

[sasazuka]

I wouldn't say I enjoy sneezing but sneezing is far preferable to the "slow drip" I usually have during allergy seasons.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Any photic sneeze reflex havers online? You niggers oughta be mad jealous, I can pretty much sneeze on command. Just stare at a bright light, breathe through my nose, and I'm clearing my sinuses at Mach 2.