Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[sozjak]

Hope you guys like this lol

 

[Catter]

turkey is an africanbvll nation full of black kangs slaughtering wh*tes doe
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i have more in common with the average sudanese than i will ever have with a y*ropean

BRAPA POOPA!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sooty Soot]

can't explain it here due to certain reasons, I DM'ed you the video on disc.

OH NONONONO TURKXISTERS WHAT IS THIS?

 

[Nome]

@Catter @Sooty Soot
What the fuck kinda technology is this for you to be sending messages 5-6 minutes into the future

 

[TwoToes]

 

[Sooty Soot]

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BUILT 4 BBC

 

[Nome]

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I hope somebody poisons her IV drip with botulinum so that she dies quicker

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

BRAPA POOPA!!!!!!!!!
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another 5 turkbvlls have gotten their visa in germany right after you posted that

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

BUILT 4 BBC

Said an underage girl is built for bbc again award.

 

[Sooty Soot]

@NuII's Clitty💦 Don't make me go on a Snopes-esque deboonking explaining why she doesn't look like a child in this image, soicuck.

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

@NuII's Clitty💦 Don't make me go on a Snopes-esque deboonking explaining why she doesn't look like a child in this image, soicuck.

 

[Sooty Soot]

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As we can see in the above image, Yotsuba is in a hospital bed. To measure Yotsuba's height, we can safely assume this bed is a standard 6 foot-long hospital bed. From there, looking at Yotsuba's posture, we can see that her midsection starts right before the sheets cover the rest of her body. Being able to see her chest and comparing that to the length of the hospital bed, we can safely assume that the uncovered areas of her torso are approximately 2 feet long, give or take a few inches. Adding onto this, with the length of the chest ascertained we can add 8 inches to account for the gut area. Using the image as a visual guide, this would mean that Yotsuba is occupying a little under a half of the hospital bed, meaning that her torso is approximately 3 feet long. Accounting for the legs, we can then safely assume that Yotsuba is approximately 5 feet, 4 inches tall, the standard height for an adult woman.
As such, this claim has been rated FALSE by Snopes and is a Danger to Our DemocracyTM.

 

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[Sooty Soot]

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̝̀#Ōp̂Hu͟n̆g̃͝é̝rSt͟ṙ͘ïk̆͞ḙ͘​

 

[Colon capital V]

If yotsuba never existed, what would 4chinz use to larp as its mascot instead?

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

If yotsuba never existed, what would 4chinz use to larp as its mascot instead?

probably some azumanga character because moot was also obsessed with that

 

[Sooty Soot]

I just remembered I had some /soy/storic threads saved in my 'jaks folder

 

[_DoinYaMom_]

Toss

 

[Sooty Soot]

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the soysphere is such a dnb in terms of OC
Speaking of, this page is officially dedicated to OC you Shiwisluts have made
I'll start first, I was tracing the Raising the Flag over the Reichstag image but lost motivation

 

[Nome]

probably some azumanga character because moot was also obsessed with that

he'd be the type of nigga to self insert as kasuga