Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Wünderkind]

Mpregrick? Babyfatrick?

 

[W@rui]

No one tell Patrick.

 

[Post Reply]

I don't know what drama is going on with the Catturd account on Twitter, but naturally Patrick chimes in with the most oblivious, self-unaware take.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I aspire to fat's ability to make enemies.

That would require you to become a fat faggot with bitch tits that's a perpetual loser. Ok, that last part might be redundant given the first part of the sentence but you get what I'm saying.

You would willingly pursue such an existence? There are far better ways to deal with such levels of self-loathing and/or mental illness.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

That would require you become a fat faggot with bitch tits that's a perpetual loser. Ok, that last part might be redundant given the first part of the sentence but you get what I'm saying.

You would willingly pursue such an existence? There are far better ways to deal with such levels of self-loathing and/or mental illness.

No, it's way beyond that. Ricky has a skill where you could put him with a literal identical copy of himself, and he'd piss himself off.

No matter how much you agree with him, his politics, or his takes, he will find a way to get into a fight.

 

[Well Intentioned]

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I can’t even really think of anything witty to add, kinda just stunned by his phenomenal stupidity and how confident he is in his completely retarded takes. Him saying this guy doesn’t have life experience is like imax levels of projection. He seems to be especially sensitive to the “lol poor” jabs lately, his butthurt about not living in a ghetto prompted him to break his script and all.

The only people who would be walking around with $3000 cash would be someone taking a bribe?

Off the top of my head...

- Drug dealers
- Gamblers
- People who might be depositing money from the bank for their business
- Old people who distrust banks
- Someone looking to make a cash purchase off of Facebook Marketplace (or whatever)

You really get a great sense of just how sheltered and retarded Patty is of the wide world around him and every attempt at trying to seem/appear worldly hammers that point home with all the intensity of Holden's hips whenever he finds himself sodomizing Porque Squealer.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

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telling his followers to get a gay-themed gang tattoo?

I am kill. He is such a treasure. Its very Tom Myersian. If this was all intentional for years it would be a revolutionary bit

Go. hahahah

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The only people who would be walking around with $3000 cash would be someone taking a bribe?

$3000 is only 30 hundreds. It's a bit much, but I'm sure there are tons of people who carry that much cash, or similar amounts.

If you eat out once a day on average, pay in cash to avoid the credit card surcharge, and tip nice you're burning $200 or so a week, wouldn't be hard to imagine that or more.

Just because fat fuck charges everything on mommy's credit card doesn't mean everyone does.

Any David Ramsey fan will likely be rocking envelopes of cash.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

$3000 is only 30 hundreds. It's a bit much, but I'm sure there are tons of people who carry that much cash, or similar amounts.

If you eat out once a day on average, pay in cash to avoid the credit card surcharge, and tip nice you're burning $200 or so a week, wouldn't be hard to imagine that or more.

Just because fat fuck charges everything on mommy's credit card doesn't mean everyone does.

Any David Ramsey fan will likely be rocking envelopes of cash.

Yes!! There are significant swaths of society of high and low economic attainment and old and young ages who believe in both carrying cash in the hundreds routinely as well as keeping thousands in cash on hand at home. Thousands on one’s person is less common as a daily occurrence but Nome’s story that she was going to be shelling out all day (plus probably giving every kid a $50 or $100 when they parted, a classic grandma move) is very believable.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

Meanwhile in country music today

>country

Bruh you have some BAD taste in country hahaha I need to get a fuckin AIDs test after listening to 30 seconds of 2 of those muhahah. Nigger RIFF RAFF is less of a gay nigger than these guys hahaha srsly dude not even fucking with you or are you fucking with me lmao

 

[Well Intentioned]

>country

Bruh you have some BAD taste in country hahaha I need to get a fuckin AIDs test after listening to 30 seconds of 2 of those muhahah. Nigger RIFF RAFF is less of a gay nigger than these guys hahaha srsly dude not even fucking with you or are you fucking with me lmao

To be honest, a lot of that shit is popular right now with 'the kids.' Not really my bag, but I find arguing about what is/isn't country is about as retarded a debate as what is/isn't punk rock music.

And I think the only somewhat 'modern' artist out of that are the Turnpike Troubadours (who are awesome.)

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

I think the only somewhat 'modern' artist out of that are the Turnpike Troubadours (who are awesome.)

what do you think of this guy? I kinda like it, its very honky tonky:

 

[NaggotFigger]

Piggertits is still fatly fighting with the same civilian. And if somebody told him to get a fucking grip, he'll call you a Nazi shitstain for not even bending the knee to his retarded faggy takes. Oh, especially the dispute was about Kentucky's denied FEMA Assistance, which he wished death to the racist Nazis.







Nice job being retarded and a fat faggot with bitch tits, stupid.

And bonus prison sentences to the 6x6 cages.

Spoiler: Ragepig

>where did you steal this quote?
>enjoy prison instead

Makes sense, retard.

Gay. Here's the selfie for clarity:

Very Fat. Obese also.

Bonus! Fatrick retweets a nigger and a Communist. Nigger's going to the half hovel and flatulent inside Niki's vagina again and then beat Rick into a pulp after he saw the niggeroni basement.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Piggertits is still fatly fighting with the same civilian. And if somebody told him to get a fucking grip, he'll call you a Nazi shitstain for not even bending the knee to his retarded faggy takes. Oh, especially the dispute was about Kentucky's denied FEMA Assistance, which he wished death to the racist Nazis.

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Nice job being retarded and a fat faggot with bitch tits, stupid.

And bonus prison sentences to the 6x6 cages.

Spoiler: Ragepig

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>where did you steal this quote?
>enjoy prison instead

Makes sense, retard.

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Gay. Here's the selfie for clarity:
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Very Fat. Obese also.

Bonus! Fatrick retweets a nigger and a Communist. Nigger's going to the half hovel and flatulent inside Niki's vagina again and then beat Rick into a pulp after he saw the niggeroni basement.
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>You have never seen my penis and never will
That makes three of us, Fatrick

 

[Well Intentioned]

what do you think of this guy? I kinda like it, its very honky tonky:

Sturgill is good. I also like Bart Crow.

 

[Red Frida]

The only people who would be walking around with $3000 cash would be someone taking a bribe?

Off the top of my head...

- Drug dealers
- Gamblers
- People who might be depositing money from the bank for their business
- Old people who distrust banks
- Someone looking to make a cash purchase off of Facebook Marketplace (or whatever)

You really get a great sense of just how sheltered and retarded Patty is of the wide world around him and every attempt at trying to seem/appear worldly hammers that point home with all the intensity of Holden's hips whenever he finds himself sodomizing Porque Squealer.

Pat seems to be implying support for civil forfeiture by saying there's no legitimate purpose to carry $3,000. Fuck this manpig.
Also $3,000 for a bribe is chump change. He should probably up that to about $80,000 to start seeming a believable sum someone would risk a job over.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gay. Here's the selfie for clarity:

Very Fat. Obese also.

He's really separated at birth with someone. They need to do a pigDNA test.

- FAT
- Smug
- Wears gay sunglasses
- Geography knowledge of a ten-year-old
- Obese
- Greasy
- fat
- Balding
- OBESE
-

 

[Maude Snew]

Also $3,000 for a bribe is chump change. He should probably up that to about $80,000 to start seeming a believable sum someone would risk a job over.

You'd think so but people are fucking stupid, people who'd accept bribes even more so. Time and time again there's stories about people getting caught with very low amounts, most of them because they were about as self aware as Rick here, thinking themselves to be the smartest person ever criminal masterminds who pulled one over on everybody. But, much like Rick the ones that get caught are the dumbest, fattest, most inbred low tier officials you could imagine who will just pocket your fifty to help along a random permit nobody else cares about anyway.

Rick of course still wouldn't know about this as nothing he has or has to give besides his spergouts is worth money to begin with and he spergs out for free. Plus he doesn't interact with people so he has trouble reading social cues.

 

[JustStopDude]

Noted gear head and car nut, Patrick Tomlinson can't figure out why any person would have cash on them prior to going to say a parts lot, a tool store, or say a car swap.

Side note, while in the military, I had around $2.5k stolen by a state trooper for traveling with cash in a "known drug corridor". I was on I-95, going to look at a used car.

Civil forfeiture is the most un-American bullshit that should be made illegal nation wide. It's simple a bullshit cash grab for local authorities and they know the average person isn't going to spend even more money to get their original cash back.

Pat wouldn't realize this because his parents and wife do not let him play with real money as it's a choking hazard.

 

[Something Awful]

New Lord of the Rings "joke" just dropped.



He's been doing these for years, but has never managed even a marginally funny one. Pure cringe and constantly misspelled names.



How do you write this shit and not immediately kill yourself out of shame?