Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[RandomGibberish]

So is Karl done?

His last video only got 200k views.
And only because most of the people were curious to check his next video after the apology.

He normally gets at least 600k views for his non drama content.

His defamation content gets 3x the amount.

But even he wouldn‘t be too stupid to do more of that.
I don‘t think he can afford another lawsuit now.


And his apology video only left everyone a bad taste in their mouth.

You know those slimy used car salesmen that know how to lie to your face without blushing?

His apology was only there to tell a narrative, not the objective truth.

He needs 30 minutes to gaslight us about how the collective memory of hundreds of thousands of people is wrong?

And he is the only one that has the correct info?

People are stupid.
But not that stupid.

His audience must be older than 18 years old because of his long term content and the topic about retro games he covers.

So everyone should have the life experience to smell out rats.

Which proves why people don‘t want to associate with a slimy rat anymore.

 

[Skullomania]

So is Karl done?

I guess it depends how he intends to handle the situation moving forward along with how long it'll take for people to just forget and stop caring along with other factors like the YT algorithm.

As a soy gamer myself, I would get Karl's vids rec'd constantly regardless of what I was watching was even tangentially related to speedruns or gaming. If he chooses to go through with an appeal and persist in shit talking Billy on future vids, I can't imagine it'll turn out well for him regardless of the views he gets from people coming in to shit on him or support his delusions.

If his most recent upload is anything to go by, he will take the Completionist route in possibly moving on from the controversy as if nothing has happened while continuing to bleed subscribers and slowly phase as his view counts stagnate. But he IS an absolute legend, surely he will do something Legendary and catch everyone by surprise.

 

[KarlJobber]

The real Jobsts were right about you KarenKarl. Neck yourself before Christmas. Do the World a favour

What's the lore on this? Is this why he didn't name his kid Jobst?

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

What's the lore on this? Is this why he didn't name his kid Jobst?

Because "fuck you dad!" unironically

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What's the lore on this? Is this why he didn't name his kid Jobst?

You could try reading the thread, there is a long discussion about it, including screenshots in which he says he did not talk to his dad for 10 years and has no contact to his family.

 

[Colon capital V]

What's the lore on this? Is this why he didn't name his kid Jobst?

You call yourself KarlJobber and you don't even know the most basic shit of what's been discussed here? Lol, maybe learn how to actually read next time newfaggot.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Because "fuck you dad!" unironically

Its impressive both his mothers and fathers side of the family cut him off. But I guess he is an exceptional faggot.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Its impressive both his mothers and fathers side of the family cut him off. But I guess he is an exceptional faggot.

Remember, the name Jobst is biblical, come from Job, who is described as such:

Job is presented as a good and prosperous family man who is suddenly beset with horrendous disasters that take away all he holds dear[...]

One might say Karl's fate has been preordained.
He is a true prophet.

 

[McSneaks]

Nah he's going to double down and start putting his ads at the end of unrelated videos because that's where you get the most views

Them damn dirty jerlawyers tried to tell me not to talk, now I BIG TALK WHEN I WANT! ME KARL ME KNOW THING.

Honestly I hope Billy pays for Jirard's lawyers like Notch lol

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

We're not finished yet

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We're not finished yet

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Billy should stick to things he can influence, i.e. his own case.
Jirard would have to lay open his entire financials to prove there was no embezzlement or fraud.
There is no way he will do that, so there won't be a lawsuit.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Billy should stick to things he can influence, i.e. his own case.
Jirard would have to lay open his entire financials to prove there was no embezzlement or fraud.
There is no way he will do that, so there won't be a lawsuit.

You doubt his legal expertise? The hot sauce man?

 

[PrestonHolt]

The only reason i wanst to see Jirard sue Karl is just so he would eat a bag of dicks when on discovery he fucks over himself and his family over the creative money management they did off the books, I don't want to see that litigation becasue i don't want to give Karl easy W

 

[RandomGibberish]

It would be really funny if everyone Karl has ALLEGEDLY defamed would come together to class action sue his ass.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The only reason i wanst to see Jirard sue Karl is just so he would eat a bag of dicks when on discovery he fucks over himself and his family over the creative money management they did off the books, I don't want to see that litigation becasue i don't want to give Karl easy W

I'd love to see that fat, smug bitch Jirard finally eat shit, though.

I'm still salty over the JonTron stuff.

 

[Yabbit]

Billy should stick to things he can influence, i.e. his own case.
Jirard would have to lay open his entire financials to prove there was no embezzlement or fraud.
There is no way he will do that, so there won't be a lawsuit.

As both funny and unlikely it would be, would Jirard even have to get that far? I said it before but remember Karl has no money and is already a cool mil in legal debt. What lawyer would want to work for him? If Jirard actually sued, would Karl financially have no choice but to settle?

I'd love to see that fat, smug bitch Jirard finally eat shit, though.

I'm still salty over the JonTron stuff.

At least Jon won in the end. Comfy channel, comfy wife, comfy kid, staying off X. Living the dream.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

At least Jon won in the end. Comfy channel, comfy wife, comfy kid, staying off X. Living the dream.

I wasn't even aware of the wife and kid part. Good for him.
Makes his upload schedule even more understandable.

Now he just has to leave NYC.

 

[Ongemakkelijk]

Suffah Karl

 

[Blipli]

I'd love to see that fat, smug bitch Jirard finally eat shit, though.

I'm still salty over the JonTron stuff.

Can you fill me in on that?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

As both funny and unlikely it would be, would Jirard even have to get that far? I said it before but remember Karl has no money and is already a cool mil in legal debt. What lawyer would want to work for him? If Jirard actually sued, would Karl financially have no choice but to settle?

If he does it would be a lulsuit, because there is significantly more to this story than the clearcut case with Billy.
I do not think Jirard and his family want this case looked at by a court. No way they would be happy providing discovery.
He could try it just in an attempt for force Karl to settle and make a retraction video, but what if Karl does not settle and has to fold or even loses?
He has significantly more to lose over this than Karl does.

I just want to see Karl appeal and get stomped harder by the AU court system because they think he is a retard.