Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[parsnip]

Clipper So Thorough Joe Burrow, like faggot Doom, is firmly on Team Melton-Rekieta. So be aware of that before you share any of his clips, as STJB is likely now following the Doom MO: deceptively editing in order to make Melton and Rekieta look honest and blameless.

I don’t understand how grown men can act like this:

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THESE are Nick Rekieta’s new friends. Imagine if your own father was involved in such gay shit on this very public basis. If the Rekieta brothers go Menendez brothers on his emaciated ass, not a judge in the land will find fault with them.

So Aaron's kids have two fathers who don't feed them cocaine? Sounds like another win for the toe to me.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick. Nicholas. Nicky Rackets.

You are not funny. Like, ever (except accidentally when you humiliate yourself yet again).

Nick can’t stop tweeting about Aaron even when he’s streaming. Fucking OBSESSED.

Central Minnesotan father of the year and the runner-up here.

On the one hand, the father whose daughter tested positive for hard drugs.

On the other hand, the father who says he placed his own daughter in a situation where she was around the father whose daughter tested positive for hard drugs AND his container of hard drugs.

 

[Swole McPole]

Aaron's biggest mistake was having any kind of sex with April ever if you ask me.

And now I'm mortified because I know Aaron saw me talking smack about his ex-wife's vagina.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hate that Aaron showed the picture. Could you imagine the daily ribbing Aaron could give about fucking Nick's wife?
Goddamn it Aaron. You could've had the perfect response to anything Nick says ever. "I fucked your wife". Sharp, clean, irrefutable.

Luckily, Jesse P-S is around to clap back.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On the other hand

Nick vs. Aaron reminds me of when shitbag MP Neil Hamilton sued shitbag businessman Mohammed al-Fayed. They are both notoriously odious individuals, so much so that shitbag journalists were for once unsure who to champion (while claiming objectivity). “Can’t they both lose?” became the familiar refrain.

In this case, they’ve both lost — but Nick is so far losing more and my sympathy has many more worthy recipients than either of them.

 

[Father Balldo]

What are you talking about!? He was! He was one of the Marines that raised the flag on Iwo Jima! General Mattis gave him one of his 37 Congressional Medals of Honor for that!


Well, if nobody else is gonna link it...

I know a lot of people here don't care for Kurt, but he's not wrong on this one.

@Balldo's Gate put it best: The daughter testing positive for cocaine really is the win button for like 99% of the population now.

I, for one, am glad to see Kurt is okay.

What game?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

What game?

I think it's 'Schedule I'

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Nick. Nicholas. Nicky Rackets.

You are not funny. Like, ever (except accidentally when you humiliate yourself yet again).

Nick can’t stop tweeting about Aaron even when he’s streaming. Fucking OBSESSED.

>I know not to give my daughter coke
>You asked her if she wanted coke?

Now wait a minute, Nick, he didn't say anything about asking... are you telling on yourself here? Are you in the habit of asking your kids if they want some cocaine? Is that why you thought that's what he said?

You drugged your child, Nick. You let other men fuck Our Wife, Nick. You've already lost.

Now, come on, snort your coke, sweetie. Think of all the sober kids in Africa!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Oooooooooo, shots fired….

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"I left my daughter near cocaine! That makes me better than you who gave her cocaine!"

Toe is a fucking subhuman retard

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now, come on, snort your coke, sweetie. Think of all the sober kids in Africa!

[EDIT] Archives. 1/2/3

Nick just can't keep away from social media. He is seething all day and he has nearly all 5 years still to go.
And then along comes someone with an honest to go picture of a printed out incident report, hahahahaha.
lol

 

[Fapcop]

I got to thinking.... Does April have a job and was she able to qualify for the income screening on the place she is renting. But then again this is bum fuck Minnesota so the probably don't do shit that a smart landlord would be doing. If they did it make me wonder if Nick helped her secure the place and if his name is on the lease as well. If so then the place could be subject to search. At the minimum I hope the land lord got a good sized security deposit from these crack heads.

She does have a job. And unlike suckers like us, she can lay down, look at the ceiling and even smoke a cigarettes while working!

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Nick just can't keep away from social media. He is seething all day and he has nearly all 5 years still to go.
And then along comes someone with an honest to go picture of a printed out incident report, hahahahaha.
lol

Nick's reply will be predicable "Liars told the pastor that my kids were dirty and hungry, not the pastor himself, fat stalker nerd child"
He was bitching on his return stream that "family members used the government to police my relationship with April". My instant thought was "haha based".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am too lazy to archive everything, but Aaron is clowning him even more.
Sadly Nick is yet to respond, bit it should be kino.

 

[AnOminous]

In this case, they’ve both lost — but Nick is so far losing more and my sympathy has many more worthy recipients than either of them.

If being a loser were an Olympic event, Nick would have won the gold, Melton the silver, and Aaron the bronze at worst.

"I left my daughter near cocaine! That makes me better than you who gave her cocaine!"

At least in his version of events, he didn't do that knowingly. Nick literally sneakily hid cocaine in his couch. Now, just allowing that degenerate pervert near your kids at all is bad, but at least if he's telling the truth, that isn't anywhere near as bad as what Nick did.

And again, depending on how sincere you think Aaron's story is, this was the impetus for him leaving the cuck-cule.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

- He wishes he could have managed Kyle Rittenhouse's social media after the acquittal bc he thinks he'd have been able to make him richer (or something).

 

[Fapcop]

If being a loser were an Olympic event, Nick would have won the gold, Melton the silver, and Aaron the bronze at worst.

At least in his version of events, he didn't do that knowingly. Nick literally sneakily hid cocaine in his couch. Now, just allowing that degenerate pervert near your kids at all is bad, but at least if he's telling the truth, that isn't anywhere near as bad as what Nick did.

I cut Aaron a lot of slack. Mostly because slimy psychopaths like Rekieta have a gift of worming their way into people’s lives.

Yeah sure, their charm don’t work for long, and it doesn’t work on everyone. But it works long enough and well enough that shit like this happens. “Wait… Did my friend Nick just LEAVE COCAINE IN MY HOUSE WITH MY KIDS HERE?!?”

And let me just remind everyone how this thread routinely sucked Nicks dick for years.

Aaron isn’t blameless, but in his defense most of the degen shit was when his kids were with their mom, and it wasn’t 24-7. As for letting someone like Nick into his life at all, are the Farms really in a position to throw rocks lol?

 

[Sneed Force One]

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"Get your Rittenhouse Dakimakura pillows for only $29.99, an 18+ version of a 17 year old boy is available for only $5 more! You like anime tits, don't you Rittenbros! If you don't that is REALLY weird and GAY"

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

I don’t understand how grown men can act like this:

They're probably white too which makes it even worse.

 

[Melty Butter]

Read Stream Day 3 - Rekieta Notables

Requisite bad AI Thumbnail:

- Boring Day. Only a 1/2 day of court.

- Another medical emergency?

• Timestamp 2:29:26 (around 10:20 AM Central): After looking at his phone, "I've gotta step away for a second", came back 3 seconds later with "I've gotta go deal with a quick [indecipherable] for a family member". He returned 5 minutes later.
• Timestamp 3:14:00: "I have - I have to step away for one more emergency. One second". He returned 2 minutes later. (It's probably just a sick kid. I'm just documenting it for obvious reasons.)

-Very odd conversation in chat concerning Geeks and Gamers with Nick participating. Spoiling bc it seems dumb, but could mean something to others.

Spoiler: Geeks & Gamer Stuff

This conversation is not complete. Eric July and EVS was also discussed. This was all around 1 hour or so into the show.

- He mentioned that there would be no pee tests today.

- Today was Branca Misogyny Day. I'm not gonna belabor it bc I assume most of you are not following Karen Read and don't care...

Spoiler: Branca Bitch

• There was a phone DM argument bw Read and the victim shown to court.
• Neither Branca nor Nick seems to know that she was a Managing Director at Fidelity who owned a 4-bedroom home and probably made 3x as much as her cop boyfriend or anyone in that cop community who hated her. That's notable for everything in this trial.
• Nor do they seem to know that she mothered the victim's two kids for two years.
• Instead, according to Branca, she's a desperate, clingy, worthless, pathetic bitch looking for a "meal ticket".
• Nick piled on bc he's done no research, though he mostly laughed bc he thought it was a typical argument bw a man and a woman in a committed relationship.

Context: Something about April and Aaron

 

[AltisticRight]

If Nick told the truth:

If Nick told the truth:
*Slurp slurp gargle gobble slurpslurp slurp*
*Swallow*
Then he's back to lying.

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Nick. Nicholas. Nicky Rackets.

You are not funny. Like, ever (except accidentally when you humiliate yourself yet again).

Nick can’t stop tweeting about Aaron even when he’s streaming. Fucking OBSESSED.

What does this even mean? It's a complete wetbrained non-sequitur. Aaron bragging about his daughter knowing to not touch the coke was interesting too. Why was she put in that situation to begin with?
So the pot is not as black as the kettle? Interesting flex.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

How are Nick's viewership numbers?