Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Breadbear]

I am now picturing Vicky w a speak and spell angrily punching at it whilst flipped over in her wheelchair with her bedazzled mask.

So I know what you mean, but my retarded ass first imagined a see and say.



TBF with Vicky, she could just replace the sounds with a couple stock phrases and she'd be set.
THE COW SAYS

I SHIT MYSELF

 

[CobraPlissken]

People like her is why I'm afraid of having kids. Imagine being a well-meaning parent (as hers seem to be) and giving your child the very best money can buy and they still end up becoming a munchie, a wastrel, a fatty, a tranny, a scat fetishist, or ALL OF THESE at once? I can't imagine how humiliating it is for her parents to answer "how is Victoria doing?" from friends and family. If I had a child like her, I'd either kill myself out of shame or consider my child dead.

 

[Fapcop]

People like her is why I'm afraid of having kids.

PROTIP: That’s why you have 2 or 3 kids or more. Even if one turns out to be a fuck up, you can pat yourself on the back for batting a decent average.

Imagine being a well-meaning parent (as hers seem to be) and giving your child the very best money can buy and they still end up becoming a munchie, a wastrel, a fatty, a tranny, a scat fetishist, or ALL OF THESE at once?

Yeah, that’s the sad truth. Even if you’re a good parent who does everything right, there’s a (small)chance that your kid is just… Rotten.

It also happens to good people who raise their kids right. Fortunately, the risk is small. And on the flip side, kids are amazingly resilient and you regularly see people raised by monsters who by all measures should be fuck ups themselves, be productive, kind people.

Seriously though: Kids are a blessing and you shouldn’t let lolcows stand in the way of what will likely be your greatest joy.

I can't imagine how humiliating it is for her parents to answer "how is Victoria doing?" from friends and family. If I had a child like her, I'd either kill myself out of shame or consider my child dead.

I suppose they deal with it through expensive therapists, and by focusing on the kids who aren’t… Whatever she is.

Friends and family all likely know what a painful and embarrassing chapter this is, don’t bring her up by name and instead just say things like “How are the kids?” Instead of bringing up her name.

 

[Flamin Park]

People like her is why I'm afraid of having kids. Imagine being a well-meaning parent (as hers seem to be) and giving your child the very best money can buy and they still end up becoming a munchie, a wastrel, a fatty, a tranny, a scat fetishist, or ALL OF THESE at once? I can't imagine how humiliating it is for her parents to answer "how is Victoria doing?" from friends and family. If I had a child like her, I'd either kill myself out of shame or consider my child dead.

It's not for me either, but Vickie's parents sound like the sort who think money does the parenting for you, and those types have always produced obnoxious brats. It's just that said brats flock to troonery to express it now

 

[Fapcop]

Poor Vicky is still suffering. But in between reposting meme and doing her performative ally ship, she let us know how she’s doing!



Victoria previously accused the same account for being a (HUFF!) dang, dirty kiwi farmer.

What a sad life. The only people who care enough to ask how her hospital stay is going, are the people who make fun of her.

I’d feel bad for this chick, if not for the fact that it’s entirely self inflicted.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

When hospitals put you on IV "fluids", you know they know you're bullshitting.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's been in a private hospital room all week. No wonder we haven't heard any tweets, she's on her own personal version of an all-expenses-paid luxury vacation with spa treatments.

They clean your room for you, take away all your trash, feed you, sponge bathe you, and even help you to the toilet if you ask! What fun!

Actually come to think of it, is that one of the big reasons behind this hospital stay, too? Is there more roommate trouble afoot? She was saying things had gotten really dismally filthy a month ago and was begging for help that never came. By now it must be absolutely horrifying. I wonder if the "I spent a week in the hospital, now you have to believe me" is for both her professors and the roommate(s).

 

[Fapcop]

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She's been in a private hospital room all week. No wonder we haven't heard any tweets, she's on her own personal version of an all-expenses-paid luxury vacation with spa treatments.

They clean your room for you, take away all your trash, feed you, sponge bathe you, and even help you to the toilet if you ask! What fun!

Actually come to think of it, is that one of the big reasons behind this hospital stay, too? Is there more roommate trouble afoot? She was saying things had gotten really dismally filthy a month ago and was begging for help that never came. By now it must be absolutely horrifying. I wonder if the "I spent a week in the hospital, now you have to believe me" is for both her professors and the roommate(s).

Here’s to some sassy, black nurse at the check in desk looking her up and down as Victoria reports her symptoms and going: “Can’t keep anything down? Well don’t worry hun, you’re in no danger of starvation!”

And shit, pour out a cold one for the poor smuck who had to make heads and tails of years worth of munching in her records.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Vicki, you're obviously reading your thread and keeping up with updates in real time. As soon as we say you're being bathed by nurses up you pop to tell us about your shower. And apparently that you've been just not washing yourself for God knows how long before now.



I have spent a while in the hospital and no I don't really know what she means, because many people who are in hospitals nonetheless manage to take a shower a day. And there's 0% chance she has no shower at home. I shudder to think of the condition it's probably in, though.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

When hospitals put you on IV "fluids", you know they know you're bullshitting.

No, if they know you are bsing, they simply discharge you. Munchies get what they get because they go the extra mile. They take substances or do things to themselves to induce certain signs or symptoms. I wonder what she has been up to. I wonder if she is using unsavory methods to fabricate a positive guaiac.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I have spent a while in the hospital and no I don't really know what she means,

I too have no idea what she means.

I guess cos she planned to go in she probably brought her own toiletries, but I assume all women here who've had to ask their partners to bring their skincare products in and have ended up with a mishmash of stuff that doesn't add up to a proper cleanse + moisturise view washing in hospital similarly to me. It gets you clean but you feel like shit, want to go home, and don't even have the stuff you're used to having for basic functions like washing. So its just yet another thing not going right for you.

You're in a sterile, not at all homely environment, possibly having to walk through other wards to get there. Though she has a private room so doesn't have to face that, probably for the best because she'd get some ideas if she had to go past actual sick people.

Is she just meaning how good it is to feel able to get up and wash yourself after you've been ill and gross in bed a while? Because you don't need to be in hospital for that, and she doesn't even need to be ill for that given even getting into her bed will make her gross with the old food detritus.

She's basically admitting she almost never showers, as far as I can infer.

I'm not sure how her completely necessary power chair fits in here, is showering one of the times she's conveniently able to ambulate? Or does she get nurses to push a basic hospital wheelchair and transfer her to one of those stools? Given how clearly done with her shit they are, I'm guessing the former.

@Larry David's Opera Cape I didn't know what that test was so looked it up- for those who don't know and cba, its a test for assessing whether blood is present in feces and can produce false positives if you eat a range of foods including red meat and some vegetables, plus iron supplements.

So if she's done that then we can all be glad she might at least have had some vegetables recently.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have spent a while in the hospital and no I don't really know what she means, because many people who are in hospitals nonetheless manage to take a shower a day. And there's 0% chance she has no shower at home.

She could have been on telemetry, especially if her electrolytes were off, and without a waterproof box/"OK to remove for shower" order.

Or just been declining a shower and getting bed baths instead; there's a difference in how clean you feel, especially the scalp. Usually a cooperative patient being unable to shower in the hospital means they're unstable, immobile or have a big-ass dressing; she's putting her "didn't wanna" in the same category as someone with a chest tube.

 

[Greedy Fly]

I have spent a while in the hospital and no I don't really know what she means, because many people who are in hospitals nonetheless manage to take a shower a day. And there's 0% chance she has no shower at home.

I could understand if you've just had a surgery or are hooked up to a bunch of things and aren't allowed to just jump in the shower. Knowing Vicky she did her usual helplessness LARP, hoping the nurses would bathe her.

 

[Fapcop]

No, if they know you are bsing, they simply discharge you.

It generally takes a lot for them to do that though. Even hardcore junkies with years long paper trail of jonesing for pain meds are more likely to get a Toradol shot than get told to F off and leave.

After all: Doctors have no incentive to keep seekers and munchies out, and the penalties for getting it wrong can be severe.

Munchies get what they get because they go the extra mile. They take substances or do things to themselves to induce certain signs or symptoms. I wonder what she has been up to. I wonder if she is using unsavory methods to fabricate a positive guaiac.

It’s not exactly hard to nudge your numbers a bit off so they have to give you IV fluids.

But apparently she can keep food and fluids down after just a day or two in the hospital? How very strange.

Almost as if a hospital stay wasn’t necessary at all.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It generally takes a lot for them to do that though. Even hardcore junkies with years long paper trail of jonesing for pain meds are more likely to get a Toradol shot than get told to F off and leave.

After all: Doctors have no incentive to keep seekers and munchies out, and the penalties for getting it wrong can be severe.

Labs grossly normal, imaging (if even indicated) negative, you're going home with a 14 page print-out on managing abdominal pain at home and instructions to take something OTC. Incentive? There's no bed upstairs and there's 3 people in the hallway waiting for the cubicle this mong is occupying in the ED.

My region must be more unusually short on beds than I thought, if this isn't the norm everywhere.

 

[Flamin Park]

I feel so sorry for the poor nurses who have to put up with Vicki's bullshit, asif their job wasn't already overworked and underpaid

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

8 days in the hospital proves she's very, very sick and not faking, just like she says "sure, like insurance would pay for this expensive wheelchair that cost SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS if I didn't really need it."



What's she watching in the hospital? Fodder for her to figure out a new grift. This means Victoria was watching a show about an addicted doctor and a limitless supply of "zebra" patients since age 8.

So quirky! Victoria's always been so interested in frogs, which all autistic people love. Remember all those times she talked about frogs before?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So quirky! Victoria's always been so interested in frogs, which all autistic people love. Remember all those times she talked about frogs before?

Frogs are an affectation of zoomer chicks who grew up on Tumblr. That's why enbies are fixated on them as well as "autistic" people whose "autism" most curiously manifests as attention seeking and gender fetishism.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Maybe don't lie in bed for nine days, fatty.

https://archive.md/uiB7K

I don't think she quite understands what "proprioception" means. How would lying in bed make you lose awareness of where your neck is in space?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's going to claim she has the dizzies and has to be bedbound now.