Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stiffy]

Is Nick aware AI generated content, is currently exempt from the US copyright protections?

Doubtful he knows shit about a.i. Sadly this also is the reason the fat, greasy pedo Melton can openly use anyones cloned voice as a superchat for now. I do believe the celebrity "likeness" case precedent will be considered soon though. There's a bunch of dubious Youtube psychology channels misrepresenting Jordan Peterson's voice. It's only a matter of time before someone like that goes to court over it.

 

[AnOminous]

ETA what just made me smile is that Rekieta is acting like he is a million sub channel with a loyal horde of followers. Those days are gone never coming back. Trying to bully bigger channels and more popular e-scum is going to end badly for him.

Those niggers are just going to rain down on his dumb hooknosed ass. And the entertainment value will be amazing.

 

[Vibralldo]

Husker Du - Makes No Sense at All

Plus, they're from Minnesota.

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I got a great season 2 opener

 

[Fapcop]

Without getting too detailed, every time I see photos of Nick’s sons I just can’t imagine how hard it is to be a boy with Balldo for a father. Nick loves to mouth off about dorks, nerds, and anyone he thinks lacks ample masculinity. Does he speak to his sons that way? Considering how they carry themselves, I sure fucking hope not. I can’t imagine how hard he is on them for being different. One of the boys has a distinctly “alternative” look that seems like he might be heading down a pronoun-conscious direction that would devastate any parent who’s not a progressive shitbag. I guess that’s one way for a male child to give Nick a big fuck you for abandoning the kids for drugs and swinging. But Nick is the worst possible role model for them. I hope they’re spending a lot of time with Dan Sletta.

None of the kids are coming out unharmed (remember how the oldest suggested that he’d be in charge of making sure they stay sober?) but the most damage is probably being done to the favorite daughter.

No, I’m NOT saying she’s being diddled, but given what we know about Nick and their family dynamics there’s no way she doesn’t have a really weird psychosexual relationship with them.

With weird, inappropriate remarks like: “You’re such a pretty girl, you’ll make your husband so happy one day. Even if we need to pay for a boob job because you’re flat like an ironing board.”

There’s a reason why she’s Nicks favorite despite apparently also throwing temper tantrums. And it’s probably because she has learned to be flirtatious and imitate her mom at a far too young age.

Hopefully the boys have Dan in their lives as a rolemodel. But statistically the outlook for their sister is that she’ll either become an office slut with a thing for older men, or go from dirtbag to dirtbag like her dad, and end up with a coke or heroin habit.

Shower me with puzzle pieces, I deserve it.

Sorry sir, I can not in good conscience do that to a man so passionate about the English language.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I'm dying to know what they're going to morph into by the end of the trial

Co-conspirators?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I hate how he will defend cocaine on his livestream but not in court, the fucking coward.

So, the next guy who gets his house raided for having a harmless cocaine orgy is going to get just as fucked by the law as Rekieta did? Have a fucking spine and tell the judge the same thing you tell your livestream viewers.

What we should have got:

Your honor, I remember that night like it was yesterday. I was just finished having my third tri-weekly cocaine orgy when the constabulary rudely bashed down my door.
My children, whom I buy $5000 of American snacks per week for, were greatly startled and traumatized.
I have looked at WebMD and Erowid at least twice, and determined that cocaine is objectively less harmful than alcohol. Therefore, I should be able to just use it all day every day.
As for my daughter - who tested positive for cocaine - I already submitted her to the government's finest physicians, but they could not help her illness. So, I gave her the finest Colombian alternative medicine I could find, and it worked! Who are you to send me to jail for that?
Just because Andy Warski cannot handle cocaine, I should sacrifice my freedom for his safety?
Mattah fact it was youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu who dealt damage to mah family!

What we got:

Your honah... I am told I'm very smart. Sometimes smart people make mistakes.

He had his chance to stand up and be the big libertarian man in court, but he can only do it on livestream while showing his faggy tattoos. Disappointment.

A true lolbertarian legal genius would point out that the Rekieta domicile is obviously a house BOAT, and is thus under the sole jurisdiction of Wakandan Admiralty law.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What are the Rekieta Keeedz learning about adult relationships?

The girls are learning that men want women who are slutty, anorexic, purposeless doormats, who are really only good for being a cum receptacle and brood mare and are too fragile to navigate life without chemical assistance. They are learning that women are weak and men are cruel.

The boys? The boys are learning that females are sluts, who have no loyalty or consideration for their partners or their children. They are learning that men should not respect women and that masculinity is performative. They are learning that men are weak and women are cruel.

 

[Vibralldo]

There’s a reason why she’s Nicks favorite

The fact Nick proudly proclaims he has a favorite at all is fucked

 

[IrishGuy088]

I often wonder how Nick really feels about losing touch with Drex. That one had to have left a mark.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

The fact Nick proudly proclaims he has a favorite at all is fucked

This isnt uncommon. I've seen guys say "to my son's the fields. To my daughters the fruits of those fields." Its absolutely disgusting simp behavior. I dont know what's worse for a child development. That level of preferential treatment or coke as a 9yr old.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

I often wonder how Nick really feels about losing touch with Drex. That one had to have left a mark.

Don't worry he'll find another if he fucks up.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

The fact Nick proudly proclaims he has a favorite at all is fucked

Nick is one of awful parents that expose their children to their abhorrent lifestyle early and groom them into it so they can have a buddy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact Nick proudly proclaims he has a favorite at all is fucked

The emotional incest in that house must be off the charts. Remember Kayla being excited to wear her son’s suit jacket for a sexy photo shoot? It’s not just the girls who are getting fucked up by those two. All of the children are being subjected to emotional manipulation and abuse, on top of a complete lack of boundaries about sexual matters because Nick thinks that parents should talk to kids about their sex life and share details. He said this like it was a normal perspective. Seriously, pray for the Rekieta children.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Your honor, I remember that night like it was yesterday. I was just finished having my third tri-weekly cocaine orgy when the constabulary rudely bashed down my door.
My children, whom I buy $5000 of American snacks per week for, were greatly startled and traumatized.
I have looked at WebMD and Erowid at least twice, and determined that cocaine is objectively less harmful than alcohol. Therefore, I should be able to just use it all day every day.
As for my daughter - who tested positive for cocaine - I already submitted her to the government's finest physicians, but they could not help her illness. So, I gave her the finest Colombian alternative medicine I could find, and it worked! Who are you to send me to jail for that?
Just because Andy Warski cannot handle cocaine, I should sacrifice my freedom for his safety?
Mattah fact it was youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu who dealt damage to mah family!

What we got:

Your honah... I am told I'm very smart. Sometimes smart people make mistakes.

Did anyone else read this in Ralph's voice?

 

[Fapcop]

What are the Rekieta Keeedz learning about adult relationships?

The girls are learning that men want women who are slutty, anorexic, purposeless doormats, who are really only good for being a cum receptacle and brood mare and are too fragile to navigate life without chemical assistance. They are learning that women are weak and men are cruel.

Don’t forget the lesson they’ve all learned on multiple, humiliating occasions in front of perfect strangers (and highway patrolmen):

That they’re giant burdens preventing their dad from having FUN. And driving them around for a few hours isn’t a fun occasion for bonding, but a punishment inflicted on their long suffering dad akin to a good whipping.

Then again: They’ve probably been iPad kids ever since they could hold their heads up. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’d react with confusion if the driver started talking to them while en route to a school function.

The boys? The boys are learning that females are sluts, who have no loyalty or consideration for their partners or their children. They are learning that men do not respect women and that masculinity is performative. They are learning that men are weak and women are cruel.

The boys are likely bullied to by Nick. Not BULLIED, but just little comments like “Don’t be a fag”. Reminders that they’re not supposed to be weak, effeminate nerds and cucks, because Nick HATES those. And totally not because he hates himself.

 

[Grayback]

The girls are learning that men want women who are... anorexic

Well, a broken clock is still right twice a day.

I kid. Sort of. Not entirely.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The boys are likely bullied to by Nick. Not BULLIED, but just little comments like “Don’t be a fag”. Reminders that they’re not supposed to be weak, effeminate nerds and cucks, because Nick HATES those. And totally not because he hates himself.

Guaranfuckingtee that Nick makes a lot of “jokes” about whatever each kid is most sensitive about, then tells them they “can’t take a joke” if they show any discomfort whatsoever. It’s not like he’s a sociopathic asshole with the entire world except his kids.

Dads like Nick are a dime a dozen. They see each child as an extension of themselves, not a distinct individual with his or her own traits, opinions, affinities and ideas. None of those shit stains had any business having children.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So I saw this on my news feed

https://web.archive.org/web/20250424225216/https://www.joblo.com/the-leader-original-design-captain-america-brave-new-world/

Given the AI arc we've had I had to do a doubletake

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Given the AI arc we've had I had to do a doubletake

What’s this character’s name, Stan Andrews John?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

If anyone wants a perfect case study on what a lack of sexual boundaries between parents and children can do - not necessarily physical incest, but pretty much everything else - grab a hold of Anthony Kiedis’ “Scar Tissue”. I don’t even think he was aware of the abuse his father did to him; Kiedis, of course, goes on to be a pervert himself. (Multigenerational abuse is catalogued here, as his grandfather had no boundaries either, taking Anthony’s dad to a whorehouse as a kid.)

Makes for great/horrible reading, especially when you find out that Cher is a boy rapist.