Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[monstrous bubo]

“Umm, yeah, I’m going to need you to call me Brianna and come in on Saturday to suck my girl cock. That’d be great.”

 

[YouTube Autist]

"im worried about all the times i keep accidentally startin to go number 2......"

What?? Why is this a problem? There's no law against using a toilet to urinate and defecate at the same time. What am I missing here?

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
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(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

The filter makes his face as smooth as fiberglass but leaves his wrinkled and specked upper body untouched.

 

[Law]

Why would anyone, man or woman, think this is an appropriate outfit for an interview?

Pippa Bunce was working as an executive for Credit Suisse is way more heinous outfits.

Remember, if your male boss sexually harasses you by bring his TF fetish to work on Wednesdays, it makes him a #womaninbusiness
Also neon pink lace? Ready for the C-suite!

 

[Pig Cups]

For the first forty-five years of my life, I was what you might call "aspirationally female." That is to say, I still identified as male, but I knew that I wanted to be a woman. I saw it as an unattainable goal, the stuff of sci-fi and fantasy, that some day an external force might come down from on high, extend a well-manicured hand, and transform me into the woman I wanted to be—the woman that, critically, I wasn't.

Shoulda just acknowledged this, left it at that, and moved on, bud. It would have been one of your better choices, and would have made life in general much easier for you. Probably would still be a neurotic mess either way, but at least you wouldn’t have a self-inflicted wound serving only to make things harder for you.

So don't feed the TERF inside your own head. Yeah, you've got one. We all do. It's the voice that says that as a trans woman, I am fundamentally different from a cis woman in a way that I can never overcome. It's the voice that says that, as a trans woman, I deserve women's spaces less than a cis woman. It's the part of you that still puts femininity up on a pedestal and worships it, the part that looks on with envy to any cis woman in your life, the part that looks in the mirror and still sees a man and believes that your body makes you somehow lesser. The call is coming from inside the house, my dears.

That’s called your conscience. It’s that omnipresent, niggling voice of reason telling you that what you’re doing is extremely stupid and broken from reality, because *you* know it is, deep down. That it’s all an act and nothing you can ever do can bring that dream to fruition. It’s both hilarious and maddening how they all work tirelessly every minute of every day to shove that voice down and ignore it. Great recipe for positive mental health and stability, that is. Whatever…let them wallow and suffer in the detritus they so clearly want.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Guess what isn't good enough. C'mon guess.

I'm wondering if it was a single stall, in which it is kind of weird for the other man to walk in there and just stand there. Maybe he was just as equally stunned by the troon as the troon was by him walking in. Usually if I open a single-stall bathroom and see someone, I apologize and close the door as soon as I can. But this man would frighten me in the women's restroom, so no sympathy from me. Should have just stayed a man so you don't have this problem or hold your piss. Really not our problem you make poor life decisions.

Troon gets bad advice from other troons regarding interview-inappropriate outfit, gets mocked after the fact by interviewers. Tries to pass it off as “well I didn’t want to work for your dumb company anyway.”

I would not wear that to an interview. Dresses are really hard to make professional. It's easier to go slacks and a nice blouse. With dresses, you have to use stockings to be professional enough for an interview, and make sure it isn't low-cut. That dress isn't that low-cut, but it's still lower than I would have worn for a dress.. The knee-high boots are not appropriate either, imo. They're always so bad at dressing it's laughable. The post under this one also features some god awful troon-fashion.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Troon gets bad advice from other troons regarding interview-inappropriate outfit, gets mocked after the fact by interviewers. Tries to pass it off as “well I didn’t want to work for your dumb company anyway.”

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If I, for whatever reason, wanted to give a real piece of advice to trans women, it would definitely be "for the love of God, stop wearing knee high boots!".

They're always too old for them and have no clue when to use them. They are never for any kind of serious occasion. They're not even for the grand majority of casual occasions. There's no reason they should even own ones that look like those.

Snow boots are fine when it snows. Hiking boots are fine when you're hiking. They need to forget any other kind of boot exists.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That is esteemed lolcow and fan favourite Uncle Bibby.

Thank you for the ID and the link!

I was familiar with his full-body appearance, but not up on the lore enough to know his writing. He sure doesn't seem as self aware as his thread says.

 

[Fapcop]

Heh, his most recent video is another big fat L - he drunkenly bitches about being outed by a 17 year old at a party

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The kids are alright.

BTW here’s Lilah’s profile picture for the lolz

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The shoulders on that bloke are something else lmao!

There’s a few moments where the filter glitches and you can just so obviously see it’s a man.

If I, for whatever reason, wanted to give a real piece of advice to trans women, it would definitely be "for the love of God, stop wearing knee high boots!"

As a knee high boot on women enjoyer, I strongly support this message!

 

[Yakka Hula]

They are never for any kind of serious occasion. They're not even for the grand majority of casual occasions.

My zip close knee high Dr Martens are for winter wearing traction while going on errands or going to a casual meal. Or to standing concerts, since they’re slightly platform and high heeled, so I can actually see the damn show as I’m short.

A job interview? Hellllllllll no. Simple coordinating heels (with hose if I’m wearing a dress and not dress pants). Maybe work once I’ve been there awhile and have a better feel for the office culture.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Never forget that it’s women that encourage this behavior the most

NOT ANY MORE FUCK THESE NIGGERS. I AINT ENCOURAGING SHIT.

And corral others into being secret-keepers and co-conspirators.


I don't think it's that reliable a tell anymore, unfortunately. First, a lot of heterosexual women started saying 'partner' instead of 'boyfriend'. But over the years, almost every heterosexual man at work uses 'partner' when referring to their girlfriends. Mostly leftists, obviously, who think that they're being allies or something.

Funnily enough, it's always husband or wife if they're married, I haven't heard anyone in the past few years (or ever, come to think of it) refer to their spouse as 'spouse'.

partner from a straight man/woman seems to me like "yeah we've been dating for a long time. And we've moved in together, and we have a couple of pets. But we will never get married".

I was going to post this in things troons have ruined because I went in a thread for Small Soldiers out of nostalgia and found this but then every single post was an L. There's more but I'm not going any further.

I dont post much is there a way to make this not stretch the page or whatever? I'm not sure if this will format right.

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a man wearing the face of a woman, wearing the fur suit of a dog, dressed as a sheep.
/null sigh > okay

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I was going to post this in things troons have ruined because I went in a thread for Small Soldiers out of nostalgia and found this but then every single post was an L. There's more but I'm not going any further.

I dont post much is there a way to make this not stretch the page or whatever? I'm not sure if this will format right.

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He didn't understand Ranma at all

 

[Aquarius]

4chan’s back! And that means /tttt/ is as miserable as always.

Spoiler: Screenshots

1. “Even though I pass”. Lol, okay, sure, bro.
2. Imagine being so obsessed with hearing underaged girls peeing that you want to kill yourself when denied the opportunity.
3. Do it, tranny.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner is expected to protect others as any "man" should. But if course being a strong man is just good ole toxic masculinity to these idiots.

Spoiler: IKD how to protect anyone

I'm told as a passing trans guy I need to "use my male privilege to protect the community". Like any other dude I have the fantasy of tackling an active shooter but obviously that's not realistic. A female coworker (I'm not out to her) said "if I was in danger the men here would protect me. Even you, I think." That last part was like, ouch! but of course she would have doubts.
I wish I could be a strong dude or even a tough butch but I'm pretty pathetic honestly. I'm not very smart or assertive and I tend to panic in even everyday crises. The coworker is far more capable in most situations than me. If anything happened I don't think I'd piss myself but I don't think I'd be very helpful either, I wouldn't know what to do. I could probably hit someone if adrenaline kicked in but I certainly wouldn't win that fight (and fighting is toxic masculinity anyway, right?)
I kind of resent that because I'm masculine I'm expected to be more capable than I was before when I'm absolutely not. But I recognize passing for cis gives me some social advantage and I probably should be.

Many of the comments are telling her how it's toxic that men are expected to protect women or giving "advice" on how to handle herself in a situation.

Spoiler: We're men who get SA'd slot but....

torhysornottorhys [score hidden] 15 hours ago*
As a TRANS man you dont really have male privilege because in the eyes of society we aren't male (you can "give up" being male but you can't opt into it, essentially, because why would they share out their power with people they see as failed women/barely even people?). People expecting you to endanger yourself knowing trans men have the highest rates of SA and abuse and tied rates of physical violence with trans women is selfish and gross. Also quite misogynistic/sexist honestly, like women automatically need protecting
That being said, there's nothing wrong with wanting to do it yourself. Don't underestimate the power of just being masculine and there, plenty of people willing to do harm to a woman won't risk it. Don't get physical except as a last resort to buy time, you don't know how far they're willing to go and if you're American there may be a gun. Even if you have a weapon you're more likely to get hurt yourself than successfully use it to hurt them. Based on the situation you're looking to deescalate by being a distraction or a deterrent: as a distraction you try to get them talking, try and send the other person somewhere safer, possibly to call for help depending on the situation, and as a deterrent you watch what they're doing openly and make it clear it's no longer 1v1. A lot of people willing to harm a woman alone are cowards and don't want witnesses.
Confidence and assertiveness are very fake it til you make it skills. It's not bravery if you aren't scared. Adrenaline helps but if you want you can practice standing and talking confidently in the mirror or to a friend, see what works and what doesn't for you
If you haven't already, take a first aid class. Barely relevant, I just think everyone should know first aid. A lot of charities do free ones

They claim to be men but notice they only want to be associated with effeminate gay men?



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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Pooner is expected to protect others as any "man" should. But if course being a strong man is just good ole toxic masculinity to these idiots.

Love this. Because protecting someone is writing walls of texts instead of you know, doing it.

 

[Fapcop]

4chan’s back! And that means /tttt/ is as miserable as always.

Spoiler: Screenshots

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1. “Even though I pass”. Lol, okay, sure, bro.
2. Imagine being so obsessed with hearing underaged girls peeing that you want to kill yourself when denied the opportunity.
3. Do it, tranny.

What’s the problem using a woman’s bathroom if you pass?

There are no vagina checks when you enter, nobody is going to call security, no side eyes or strange looks. You look just like any other woman who needs a bathroom, no?

Except of course unless you don’t actually pass and anyone who glances at you know you’re a fraud.

Confidence and assertiveness are very fake it til you make it skills. It's not bravery if you aren't scared. Adrenaline helps but if you want you can practice standing and talking confidently in the mirror or to a friend, see what works and what doesn't for you
If you haven't already, take a first aid class. Barely relevant, I just think everyone should know first aid. A lot of charities do free ones

This post is just hilarious and peak pooner cope.

Yeah lil dood! All you need to do is just stand there and let that masc energy fill the room.

Any would-be rapist sneaking around will lose their nerve once they see a rotund, 5 foot tall manlet waddle in their direction, shaking their tiny fist and announcing that: “Oh no you don’t you heckin’ rapearino! These women and queers are under my protection and imma start throwing hands if you try to SA or misgender anyone!”

 

[AfghanBlue]

I was going to post this in things troons have ruined because I went in a thread for Small Soldiers out of nostalgia and found this but then every single post was an L. There's more but I'm not going any further.

I dont post much is there a way to make this not stretch the page or whatever? I'm not sure if this will format right.

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Excuse the fuck out of you good sir, but that is Uncle Bibby. We don't touch him.
He is wonderful, an artist. He wants to be a cup.

Artcow Thread 'Patty Locke / Peter Locke / AuntBibby / UncleBibby / petermobeter'

Oct 5, 2022

Still from SMOOCH (promo video) [Link | Archive] | Zangief Time! (cosplay), 2014 [Link | Archive]​

Patty Locke is a prodigious lifelong creative whose portfolio includes five self-released albums, OC and costume design, music videos, a podcast, digital games such as Autism at the Mall, and countless other self-produced and self-starring works of singular charm.

Patty’s earlier life counterpart Peter Locke is an autistic treasure of an onscreen personality and one of...

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[rosecig]

What’s the problem using a woman’s bathroom if you pass?

There are no vagina checks when you enter, nobody is going to call security, no side eyes or strange looks. You look just like any other woman who needs a bathroom, no?

Except of course unless you don’t actually pass and anyone who glances at you know you’re a fraud.

They switch between this and claiming if they entered a men's bathroom they would totally be raped then thrown out because of how well they pass.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Pooner is saving herself for steamy rotdog sex, unfortunately I believe this means she will remain a virgin for life. I wonder what she'll do with her witch powers once she reaches 40.

 

[Bob Saggot]

One of the funniest part about trannies is their obsession with "passing." Like real women dont have to worry about "passing", they just are. We should start sending trannies to El Salvador, they wanna be women? The can make themselves useful to some inmates then..

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I desperately want my own dick to know how it feels to be inside someone. [...] Can't really achieve that sense of sensation or feeling with a dildo/strap on

You won't get that sensation with a rotdog either. To all intents and purposes, a rotdog is a dildo- just a particularly gruesome one made out of necrotic arm flesh that's permanently attached to you (at least until such time as the stitching comes loose and it drops off like MJ's nose).

Do these people really have this little of an understanding about the life-changing surgeries they want so badly? This is basic shit that anyone considering this surgery should be aware of.