Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Three4Free]

New janny selfie just dropped.
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...and another one.

Spoiler

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

New janny selfie just dropped.
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>Goodbye Horses

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Waiting for my three day ban

Why? Just spoof your router's MAC address by one digit and power cycle your modem. Then delete 4chan's site cookies.

 

[Bulbous Junklord]

Well, looks like it's time to mosey. I enjoyed all the reddit karma for my lukewarm takes, fruitbirds.

 

[Free4Ever]

Why? Just spoof your router's MAC address by one digit and power cycle your modem. Then delete 4chan's site cookies.

Some ISPs whitelist MACs. So you'd have to call them to get re-connected.
(FWIW, mine give me a new IP if I just turn my router off and on again.)

 

[triforce9001]

Well, looks like it's time to mosey. I enjoyed all the reddit karma for my lukewarm takes, fruitbirds.

Grow a spine, faggot.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

>must turn off my VPN if i want to post
>can't use my own IP because rangebanned
>must use e-mail to post
>but not just any e-mail, but an "approved" one
>get mail from proton that my account can't be used for registrations on 3rd party sites in order to protect their reputation
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, fuck that site (4chan)

As for Protonmail, I think they only want you to enter a backup e-mail address in the settings. I had a similar issue a few days ago (unrelated to 4chan).

 

[Vermilion A]

Not surprised at all that they are enforcing a gag rule on even talking about what happened except in the sycophantic "I'm glad to be back!" bullshit that was probably samefagged by jannies themselves. Absolute zero transparency or even any attempt to engage with their community except through ban waves, which was the cause of all the problems (the sharty existing in the first place) to begin with.

You can tell which posts the jannies are making because they don't mention this site. It's always:
>wow this site is so much better than reddit isn't it
>wow this site is so much better than X isn't it
because these are the sites the jannies want the users to go when 4chan gets shut down. They don't want them here or on the altchans.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Our new 4cuck sisters better not pump and dump us. Surely you have room for two families?

Well i'm sitting on both places since 2022(that's not my first acc, i lost password from mail for first one)

 

[JayseeDenton]

It's up!
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However, the questions and answers board (qa) seems to have been wiped entirely
Despite claims that the flash board would be retired, it is still available, however posting is disabled

Wow!

This is great. I'm sure the downtime purged a lot of the fat, whether it was bots left on a slow burn from years ago that died, lifeless faggots who finally touched grass, or any other number of reasons going offline could have brought an end to the spastic nature of the website and a return to form whereaaaaaaaaaaand it's still shit.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I CAN FINALLY POST AG-ACK!

 

[Paranoia Machine]

4chan refugee Kiwis

I will not say that I fully enjoyed your presence here, however over the weeks you were here, I was shown that you are not all as terrible as I had assumed you all to be. Some of you turned out to actually be pretty cool users at times.
That being said, please keep in mind that /pol/ has been shown to be compromised by letter-people organizations and that your jannies are all a bunch of tranny degenerates playing popularity games. If you choose to return to where you came from, just be aware of what you are going back to.

To those of you that managed to assimilate, and even those that managed to keep your head down during this time, you are always welcome back and we will be happy to have you.
To those that couldn't find their place on the site or just weren't feeling the community; via con dios.
To those that thought this was /r9k/ or /b/, please see my wise words of encouragement below.

Spoiler: Wise Words of Encouragement

Don't go back to 4chan. Just kill yourself. it will be better for your family in the long-run and I promise that most of them will likely be relieved to no longer deal with this burden. Seriously, if you are considering suicide and are a /r9k/ or /b/ user, just do it. The sickness is coming from inside of you. Here. Take this knife. Do it. Die. Die for the world to be a better place. do it! DO IT!!

Anyways, it's been a neat little crossover episode.

 

[AnOminous]

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

Personally I welcome these huddled masses yearning to sneed free.

 

[23iwakura23]

Our new 4cuck sisters better not pump and dump us. Surely you have room for two families?

I'm all over the internet, and have been lurking here for a while before this whole thing, so now that I've finally been bothered to make an account, I'm sure I'll poke my head in much more often to say hello.

 

[mikumikumikumiku]

Where do I go to apply to become a janny? I’m sure theres some vacancies now. Us oldfag farmers need to infiltrate!!

 

[Margo Martindale]

Bans page has already been mentioned. Literally all you need to do is just say fuck jannies lmao.
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Also, it appears someone from here is touring,
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Kek, called it someone would get banned for posting the dancing miku

 

[JayseeDenton]

4chan refugee Kiwis

I will not say that I fully enjoyed your presence here, however over the weeks you were here, I was shown that you are not all as terrible as I had assumed you all to be. Some of you turned out to actually be pretty cool users at times.
That being said, please keep in mind that /pol/ has been shown to be compromised by letter-people organizations and that your jannies are all a bunch of tranny degenerates playing popularity games. If you choose to return to where you came from, just be aware of what you are going back to.

To those of you that managed to assimilate, and even those that managed to keep your head down during this time, you are always welcome back and we will be happy to have you.
To those that couldn't find their place on the site or just weren't feeling the community; via con dios.
To those that thought this was /r9k/ or /b/,

Spoiler: Wise Words of Encouragement

Don't go back to 4chan. Just kill yourself. it will be better for your family in the long-run and I promise that most of them will likely be relieved to no longer deal with this burden. Seriously, if you are considering suicide and are a /r9k/ or /b/ user, just do it. The sickness is coming from inside of you. Here. Take this knife. do it. Die. Die for the world to be a better place.

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It really sucks because even though I made my account shortly before the crash happenned, and even though i've lurked here for 5 years, my join date will forever taint me as one of them.

Now i know how those indians that migrated here in the 90s feel.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Grow a spine, faggot.

You guys ever seen Aeon Flux, episode 5 where her clone tells Aeon to take a stand.
This is just like my not-animes.

 

[Haramburger]

You're always in The Crab Shack 3.0(or future expansion packs)

 

[Purple Francis]

It really sucks because even though I made my account shortly before the crash happenned, and even though i've lurked here for 5 years, my join date will forever taint me as one of them.

Now i know how those indians that migrated here in the 90s feel.

You can redeem, saar. You've earned it.