DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

Do we have odds that black mold will end him?

He'll be fine. Black mold wishes that it could be as toxic as DarkSydePhil.

 

[Awssum Possum]

I honestly think this Blue Prince slop is the worst game he has ever played. Absolute trash. Enter a bunch of randomly generated rooms, nothing happens, you run out of turns and have to start all over again. Enter a bunch more randomly generated rooms, nothing happens, you run out of turns, start again.

Absolute fucking slop.

 

[Niggernerd]

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What kind of a weird conversation is this?

My head cannon imagines this is one of his longer time dents larping again.

Glad you feel 100 , Jayde.

 

[A Guy™]

Just a random thought, what if he actually did cancell the first of the two preorders himself (the non-bundle one) after the second order with the bundle went through, then the second order was cancelled due to overselling preorders or due to him trying to order.
It's strange he tried to place orders for two. It's plausible that he really intended to order two for his wife, but from the way he was talking about it that sounds like it was more of an afterthought to give her one?
It would be all the more funny if he had a more proactive role and threw away his chance at one of the preorders himself.

He's a greedy pigroach, he tried to pre-order any and every separate version he could in the hopes that he could get one to go through. It just so happens his pigroach luck kicked in and he got both pre-orders he registered for then Wal-mart's system kicked him for being a suspected scalper. The operative thing to remember with DSP is that he is a pathological liar, he will lie about anything and everything just because he can, especially as he touted that people always "rally support" towards him whenever the trolls fuck with him. It's all part of the show.

 

[Iron Father]

This PaperThinn artist is pretty good.

My head cannon...

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I honestly think this Blue Prince slop is the worst game he has ever played. Absolute trash. Enter a bunch of randomly generated rooms, nothing happens, you run out of turns and have to start all over again. Enter a bunch more randomly generated rooms, nothing happens, you run out of turns, start again.

Absolute fucking slop.

It's a REALLY bad game. I rarely leave negative reviews, but I did on that game. Phil is playing the game at a snail's pace too, so he's going way too slow to hit the RNG brick wall, plus all the handholding. If this game wasn't being funded by a few whales, it would've been dropped after the first stream.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It's a REALLY bad game. I rarely leave negative reviews, but I did on that game. Phil is playing the game at a snail's pace too, so he's going way too slow to hit the RNG brick wall, plus all the handholding. If this game wasn't being funded by a few whales, it would've been dropped after the first stream.

It’s a good game, Phil is just dog shit at making it entertaining. Seatbelts but I sat and watched my wife play it for at least a couple hours and it was extremely entertaining. This faggot just doesn’t know how to play games or put on a show.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

It’s a good game, Phil is just dog shit at making it entertaining. Seatbelts but I sat and watched my wife play it for at least a couple hours and it was extremely entertaining. This faggot just doesn’t know how to play games or put on a show.

This really. I downloaded it but never booted it up yet. I have a feeling I still wouldn't like his streams if I knew what the game was like. Every game he exposes you too, feels like the lamest shit to play.

I started playing that French RPG that came out and it's actually really fuckin' good. But after watching two sessions from this moron, I decided to not watch him anymore because a good game can turn to shit from how he streams them.

His commentary has got really really bad. The viewers are only here to give him money and handhold him. There's nothing fun happening. If he's not whining, he's trying to be the tone-death, crass funny man that can't let emotional cutscene play out. This faggot whines so much with every sort of videogamy problem that comes his way (OMG WHERE DO I GO I HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS NOTHING I COULD DO) that you can't even just relax with it in the background.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

 

[Balr0g]

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That must be the biggest "break" in DSP's khantent since....his marriage?????

 

[SlushFiend]

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The biggest PoS.
I want to feel sorry for his mom but damn Linda, you spoiled your kid into a monster who thinks the world owes him everything just for breathing. Maybe if you didn't smoke when you were pregnant with him and actually told him no, you wouldn't have to be begging him to see you.

 

[Niggernerd]

The biggest PoS.
I want to feel sorry for his mom but damn Linda, you spoiled your kid into a monster who thinks the world owes him everything just for breathing. Maybe if you didn't smoke when you were pregnant with him and actually told him no, you wouldn't have to be begging him to see you.

She should have got him the wolverine doll

 

[myone]

I hope fat khet gets deported by ICE for crossing state lines as a horse masquerading as a US citizen.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I hope fat khet gets deported by ICE for crossing state lines as a horse masquerading as a US citizen.

That reminds me. Dave and Linda haven't seen Kat since the marriage. Like nearly 8 years. They are in for one big surprise.
(of course assuming this wasn't just another BS story Phil spun as part of his pity grift snakening.)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

That reminds me. Dave and Linda haven't seen Kat since the marriage. Like nearly 8 years. They are in for one big surprise.
(of course assuming this wasn't just another BS story Phil spun as part of his pity grift snakening.)

If I remember right, Linda bought Kat that exercise bike which Phil fucked up and went through that whole ordeal with the shipping guys to take it.

 

[Niggernerd]

Didn't khet bring friends from work over but got embarrassed because they could hear the man baby whining over street fighter?

 

[Prince Lotor]

His brain is fucking mush. The lie he really went with is just what "hacking" looks like in 80's movies. Things are just magically appearing and disappearing on his computer screen and then Main Character Phil managed to out clickety-clack them on the keyboard to seize back control of his PC and accounts, but the damage was done and his Switch 2 order had been canceled.
What a dumb nigger.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

His brain is fucking mush. The lie he really went with is just what "hacking" looks like in 80's movies. Things are just magically appearing and disappearing on his computer screen and then Main Character Phil managed to out clickety-clack them on the keyboard to seize back control of his PC and accounts, but the damage was done and his Switch 2 order had been canceled.
What a dumb nigger.

His orders were cancelled by a detractor hacker known as Zero Cool.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

he's trying to be the tone-death, crass funny man that can't let emotional cutscene play out.

Exactly this, I think Phil has a very fucked up view of masculinity.
He somehow got into his head that men aren't allowed to show/feel any emotions

I doubt Dave did beat little Phil into it so my guess is again TV shows from the 80s that might have taught him that.

Or maybe he's just scared that trolls will make fun of him for getting emotional in an emotional scene of a game ? (That would be stupid but it's Phil)

Its crazy how, no matter the game, he always goes out of his way to clown during any cutscene that could help his immersion and he refuses to read anything outside of chat.

He really should try to work on that as even old Phil knew what the story of games he played is about.
I doubt nu-Phil can summarise any game he played

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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His parents have been dying for years, and he's never ever been out to visit them.
The only time he went was to get married beg his mom for tax money.

The roach turned down a honeymoon; instead deciding to start the payment plan with mommy's money (and probably used the dent's money on pulls).

4 years left in his 10-year plan - think he'll make it?