He should livestream from a mexican tattoo parlour and get paid to get tattoos, the placement and type at the donor's suggestion, the size by the monetary amount, personally I would spend literally scores of pesos to put a "D A M A G E D" across his brow.
Could still be suicide. The instinct to survive can override the desire to die.
It’s prudent to remember that time that Ralph “took LSD” and broke/lost his phone at the beach (possibly the same beach/town since it’s near Merida).
Which I've been searching for anything. Funny enough this is what Grok pulled up.
Or just the favorite spot of drunk/drugged out American retards.
Ralph is such an absolute mark that he could have had his phone stolen at the baggage claim. He's so inept at living that he causes himself debilitating injuries by traveling. It could honestly be anything.
The cartel doesn’t stage/publicly dump dead bodies unless they’re intentionally sending a message, and those are usually corpses of Hispanic/mexican narcos (either rivals or former allies who were caught stealing/snitching/collaborating with the enemy)
My bet is something hotel related, rage pig couldn’t stop Ralphamaling it up and yelled at some random clerk. Hotels really don’t want to deal with drunk rage pig behavior, it’s actually happened at restaurants before.
Fat boy's going to milk the hell out this. He's reading the forums and xitter posts seeing people talk about it, so he's going to stay silent for a few more days to squeeze an extra $20 out of next stream.
He gave himself carpel tunnel syndrome from the last spite-visit to his first spite-baby. So it's par for the course really, when he cobbles enough pesos together to flee back to his fermenting piss bottles, he might have one eye, he might be wearing a colostomy bag or he might have sprouted two new hairy tits. Anything is possible on the kieeeelll streaaaam dot tay vheee.
Ralph may have made a few wrong turns in life if wandering around Colombia without a phone or computer is the absolute best case scenario for his current whereabouts. It's ranging from Ralph being alone and scared in a foreign country to Ralph being murdered by a drug cartel, and I suspect the answer will not be in the middle somewhere.
Hm...
Let us pray:It's that time again! Ethan Ralph has not made a tweet in over 24 hours.
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I believe this weekend he was supposed to go see Faiths son, meaning Ralph is already due for his minimum 1 near death experience per trip to California.
Did Ralph...
You Just Never Know What Will Happen Next on the Killstream...
- Miss his flight
- Lose his phone
- Have a heart attack while gooning to Hunter Moores trafficking victims
- jseizure up and passed away in a puddle of shattered piss bottles
- get lynched by the Nazis
- Receive a bullet to the head attempting to short change some poz loaded prostitutes
You say this now, but if it really happen just imagine how smug and comfy you'll feel.
It'd make sense, but when has Ralph traveling ever made sense? It's completely within the realm of reason for Ralph to fuck up his travel plans and never make the flight in the first place. There's a narrative where Ralph, in despair of fucking up his Colombia sex trip, manages to get completely blasted and accidentally killed himself.
Ralph has gotten kicked out of at least one airport in Merida before for being a drunken mess. He could have run out of airports in Merida willing to deal with him? So maybe, with his travel plans ruined before even getting on the first leg he got drunker, took a ride to the beach and wound up face first in the surf.