Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MadStan]

Nick for the first time looks in a reflected vanity mirror and reveals the source of his troubles for the last few years.

 

[200MB]

Ngl, camelot should end it all.

It looks like he's trying to.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

And yet somehow I suspect the room with the weird and funny sex accessories was immaculate.

Name mayne shit was maculate like a mofugga

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I hope it still is the same way and his PO has to navigate over all manner of filth to put them in the right frame of mind for a visit with him

Rekieta hasn't changed his heart so if it isn't currently a pig sty it will revert to one all too soon. Bodycam will be a delight to view.
When is the last time Rekieta showed signs of life? A day? Has the PO already dropped the hammer on him after the pill popping?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Bodycam will be a delight to view.

I don't know if 'delight' is the word I would use...the only delight to be had will be the retarded excuses Nick will come up with as a cope for the (presumably) apocalyptic state of his home.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I don't know if 'delight' is the word I would use...the only delight to be had will be the retarded excuses Nick will come up with as a cope for the (presumably) apocalyptic state of his home.

Going from places in Asia to the hellscape of socialist Australia and soon back to the wilds of an urban sprawl, I still sometimes marvel at how a trust fund supported nobody like Rekieta can fill in so many bingo cards so quickly. The Silent Hill house, the horder house, the neglected kids, the kid testing positive for cocaine, the plastic surgery butchered wife, the mid girlfriend, the arrogance, the failure, the felony conviction, the potential for more charges.
It's genuinely hard to imagine looking at the edge of the map how in the fuck he ended up where he ended up.

 

[arc minsk]

Going from places in Asia to the hellscape of socialist Australia and soon back to the wilds of an urban sprawl, I still sometimes marvel at how a trust fund supported nobody like Rekieta can fill in so many bingo cards so quickly. The Silent Hill house, the horder house, the neglected kids, the kid testing positive for cocaine, the plastic surgery butchered wife, the mid girlfriend, the arrogance, the failure, the felony conviction, the potential for more charges.
It's genuinely hard to imagine looking at the edge of the map how in the fuck he ended up where he ended up.

if he gets sober or comes to his sense(s), in a few years he will be repeating most of the advice in this thread as his new philosophy on life as if he thought of it himself. in the wildfires of addiction and post sobriety it will take a long time for a guy's brain to settle right. especially someone as indignant as him on top of the live-fast-die-hard dweeb, college cheerleader, first girlfriend at 42, rockstar lifestyle enjoyer in a ford mustang.

 

[Folgers Can]

I have had the unfortunate privilege of cleaning hoarder shit, both in private life and work life. (At least I got paid decently for the second.) The smells, the mustiness, the not-quite-sure-if-it’s-food-or-clothing sour stench, literal piss jugs. Layers of human offal in a lasagna made in hell, slowly going back to the earth and reverting to a mineral state. There’s some serious PTSD there, lol.

Am I close?

For what it's worth as a frame of reference, when covering police photos of Gene Hackman's deadly hoarder hellhole earlier this month, Aaron considered the Spicer house pretty much worse because at least in the Hackman photos you could "see floor" from time to time. Mind you, this somewhat cleaner house was the one so infested with rodent feces that Hackman's wife contracted the hantavirus infection that killed her. Just let that sink in:

[Timestamp]

The released Hackman photos that looked cleaner than Nick's place, for comparison:

 

[Fapcop]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

I assume your kitchen and living room was spotless, which would make it… Another win for the toe!

A double win in fact, when the arrest footage comes out. Even Grok agrees!



“Further tarnish Rekieta’s image”. Kinda wild that he has fallen so far that even AI’s dunk on him.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

do they keep giving this guy cars because car crashes are the biggest appeal of these races? he's like a content generator for the tracks

It's free advertisement for the races on the KiwiFarms atleast.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I assume your kitchen and living room was spotless, which would make it… Another win for the toe!

A double win in fact, when the arrest footage comes out. Even Grok agrees!

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“Further tarnish Rekieta’s image”. Kinda wild that he has fallen so far that even AI’s dunk on him.

not as wild as the fact Rekieta actually argues with those AIs when they say stuff he doesn't like (ie the truth)

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Null should have IT Department'ed him and told him he needed to create a KF account and report him through the normal channels.

Watching Nick make an excuse that he fears being doxxed while Null has his phone number and everyone has his home address would be spectacular.

Considering the statements made by Nick about Null being a robot, not understanding human interaction and acting like an IT guy, that would be so funny. If I were in Null's position, I would have done it 100%

Aside from his ex-boyfriend Aaron The Bull, has skelly gone after any men?

He has made fun of Ron Toye, but to my understanding, he hid from him when they ended up in the same restaurant.
He made fun of Legal Mindset's eyes and also made fun of Kurt.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Honestly Kiwi Farms should sponsor him so that every time he crashes both he and the site would win.

Never offer money when you'll get the same results for free. However, what you should spend your money on is a fresh bottle of Rickey's World Famous Louisiana Hot Sauce! Factoring in our favorite Non-Lawyer I am sure both Nick and his fans would enjoy a thick hot sauce that contains more pepper mash than other hot sauces on the market.

Made from aged Louisiana Red Cayenne Peppers and hints of garlic to create a unique flavor and creamy mouthfeel. The slightly sweet yet stronger aroma could help Nick reminisce on better time to where he frequently enjoyed other mens' creamy sauces.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Camelot? more like Crash-a-lot

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The only consolation is that he didn't last long enough in the race to take out over half the field again like last time. Maybe his own team knew what a disaster he was on the track and sabotaged him for his own sake. This guy should not be behind a race car, he's grifting off dumb youtubers to pay to support his dream that no one else is stupid enough to fund.
Coomalot treats Youtube creatives as a shark tank for stupid investors.
It could be worse though, he could have gone the Nick Rekieta route instead.

He makes me not want to shop at Menards anymore. They're partially funding his constant attempted murders of other drivers.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Menards kills Nascar drivers?

I never realized how much I need a ceiling fan until just now...

 

[Captain Manning]

I cant adequately describe to you what dreadful condition that home was in.

How did it smell?

The correct question to ask here is, "did it smell better or worse than April's vagina?"

It's important to ask that, because no matter which way Aaron answers, it'll piss Nick off. You might even say it'll be another win for the toe.

Though you probably shouldn't answer that, Aaron. Let Nick destroy himself.

 

[Fapcop]

not as wild as the fact Rekieta actually argues with those AIs when they say stuff he doesn't like (ie the truth)

Well, the good news is that you can train them and point them to accurate information.



I’d obviously never do any gay ass army recruitment, but Imma just leave this here, and when I check back in with Grok later hopefully hear how Nick is a felonious cuck.

@Null… It seems that Grok is aware of the farms, since it specifically mentioned it. Don’t know if you know, but I think it’s interesting.

You might even say it'll be another win for the toe.

Grok seemed to understand it, when I used that phrase.

Don’t know how Aaron feels about the fact that their gay feud managed to catch the attention of an AI. But I’m sure Nick is seething that Grok is counting those Steeltoe Ws.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I can adequately describe that you’re a fucking loser and unlike some here sucking your nuts you need to lose some teeth

You are "remarkably" (Imholte favorite word) hostile to Aaron. lol
Rekieta keeps his ex boyfriend relevant to this thread and makes Aaron money in the process. Rekieta is a documented domestic abuser, Aaron I don't think is or not on the same level since his stuff all seems more innuendo and on the lower standard to get court action.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

For people who have forgotten just how filthy the Rekieta home is, or doubt that it is much worse than what we have seen, just take a look back through the thread to see the condition of things that Nick has voluntarily shown on the Internet. Below, his desk at some point in the past few years:

Just look how fucking filthy his room is. Mousepad uncleaned, covered in dead skin. Boxes everywhere, including under the desk where his legs are supposed to go. Computer case resting on the carpet, no stand or anything. Empty cans on the floor among piles of cables, everything completely unorganized. Desk unusable since there is so much junk on it, including rags(??). Carpet unvacuumed. That is the thing that really gets me, how the fuck can you put your bare feet on carpet that isn't vacuumed, makes my skin crawl thinking about it.
Also some photos stolen from an AltisticRight post here. Desk is still filthy, and there are empty bottles everywhere around the desk. Multiple open containers with liquid on the desk, just waiting for a spill on equipment. Also a shitty gaming mouse (not a good Logitech gaming mouse btw, one of the bad ones). Not one of their good productivity mice either.

Also, let us go to some photos from late last year where Nick streamed his kitchen. Notice of course that there are no doors for the cabinet under his sink. Later, his cope would be that he left the doors off his cabinets in memory of the handyman who was working on them who died of cancer (yes, he really said this).

Countertops completely covered in junk. And I want to point out something that I think was missed before but I only noticed just now as I was finding this picture. Notice the case of cans on floor next to the sink?

Who puts an entire cardboard case of cans on the floor next to the sink? Why do this?
My Mom always told me that they way a person treats their home, their immediate surroundings, and things around them, is ultimately a reflection of the internal self. If people live in filth, it is a reflection of the filth inside of them. It costs no money to have a clean home, to clean up after yourself, to use a vacuum. All it takes is for you to CARE about something outside of yourself for more than a few seconds. A much smaller-scale of this problem is the kind of person that doesn't return a cart to the depot at a grocery store, or someone who litters. They have an attitude of "someone else will take care of it." They live in filth in the real world, because their mind is in a perpetual state of filth.