Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

I regret to inform everyone that coomalot has crashed another car in his make a wish race.

I will never forgive Coomalot for not crashing the Cyberfrog car.

Can you all imagine the image of that? It would be a meme in this thread forever.

Especially if it were on fire!
 
He does dumb shit but the problem is he never doubles down on his dumb shit, he usually just lets it go and moves onto the next thing. Are we sure he's actually black and it's not some kind of weird trick by EVS as the latter sure acts like a darky a lot more than the actual darky.
He did say Dax was way more of a black guy than him when he told Dax off that one time.
 
EVS is doing a victory lap over Yellowflash’s flop of a campaign on his latest live stream.
He would do that regardless. I will say though I do find it funny that the 1st result on Google when typing in "Golden patriot" is a mobility scooter. Lol

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Let's be real anime and manga for the most part suck. Most of the good stuff is from the 80s and 90s when it largely stuck to western(white) storytelling conventions. Now it's all character driven nonsense with absurd plots.

Anime especially really had a chance to take over and gain a global audience seeing as how Hollywood's storytelling chops have also declined but they failed to capitalize and now it's as niche as ever.
I can relate to this seeing how I had a knack for 80s/90s/early 2000s anime due to how stylististic it was. Much of anime just seems the same today, but kids enjoy it a bunch.

Creativity and selling stuff rarely have anything to do with the other. Taylor Swift, McDonald's, all those cringe romantic drama movies on Netflix - they all sell well, but they are also generic slop built on an established bestselling formula without rocking the boat that much. If anything, if you want to sell a lot of stuff, getting too creative can even be a detriment, as normies tend to fall back on what they are familiar with and like.

I doubt that, as a businessman, July is going to solicit or publish/distribute works that don't fall back on popular tropes one way or the other. Whether this is bad for Comicsgate, who knows, but then again, does Comicsgate even exist anymore? It's just a bunch of catty obese middle-aged man acting like mean girls now, and many would kill to even have the fraction of "failure" July is currently experiencing.
Creativity is often times a one-shot unless it's done and gets a lot of attention and profit, like what A New Hope accomplished when it first came out. That's why quid-pro-quos happen: if I do this regular film/story that you want, I can get my own film to do. That type of thing.
 
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Just thought I’d clip this from Ethan’s latest live. Yellowflash saw that EVS was stream sniping him so he played the clip of Ethan licking the urinal. TUG was on the stream and he promptly left because he wanted no part of the drama. EVS denies that he licked the urinal even though anybody with eyes can clearly see that he did.
 

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A good night out at the movies. Surprisingly funny. Go see it. No excuses. Get out of the house, nerd.
-- Ya Boi Zack, https://archive.ph/T5f7y

I wonder how many movies Richard sees in the theater, he makes it seem like quite a few. Doesn't he have late books he could be working on? I'm not saying, "Never go to the movies," but come on, it seems like he goes to so many movies. Between that and his sad attempts at playing videogames it's a wonder he gets anything done...

Please cancel this donation. I'm not a UNICEF kid. I don't need anyone's "support".UPDATE: I turned off the SUPER CHAT option years ago but I just checked and apparently there is a similar function called SUPER THANKS. Just turned that off as well.
-- Ya Boi Zack, https://archive.ph/isWYr

Hmm, I haven't checked but if UNICEF gives money to the mentally challenged you are more than qualified to be a (very old) UNICEF kid. (There is something repulsive about Zack having simps who pay for the privilege of being verbally abused by him.)
 
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Just thought I’d clip this from Ethan’s latest live. Yellowflash saw that EVS was stream sniping him so he played the clip of Ethan licking the urinal. TUG was on the stream and he promptly left because he wanted no part of the drama. EVS denies that he licked the urinal even though anybody with eyes can clearly see that he did.
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Hate yellowflash if you must, but this is king shit. Kino par excellance
-- Ya Boi Zack, https://archive.ph/T5f7y

I wonder how many movies Richard sees in the theater, he makes it seem like quite a few. Doesn't he have late books he could be working on? I'm not saying, "Never go to the movies," but come on, it seems like he goes to so many movies. Between that and his sad attempts at playing videogames it's a wonder he gets anything done...


-- Ya Boi Zack, https://archive.ph/isWYr

Hmm, I haven't checked but if UNICEF gives money to the mentally challenged you are more than qualified to be a (very old) UNICEF kid. (There is something repulsive about Zack having simps who pay for the privilege of being verbally abused by him.)
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Haven't seen it, liked the first so I'm sure it's fine.
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ZACK AM REAL MAN! ZACK NO NEED HELP! ZACK AM MANLY MAN MAN MAN!
Dumbass he's a fan(some fucking how) and he wants to help. Stop being a faggot and accept it.
 
Hate yellowflash if you must, but this is king shit. Kino par excellance

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ZACK AM REAL MAN! ZACK NO NEED HELP! ZACK AM MANLY MAN MAN MAN!
Dumbass he's a fan(some fucking how) and he wants to help. Stop being a faggot and accept it.
I like how the dono has auto-generated responses, so that even a fucking moron can handle the free money with social grace, and Yaboi fucks it up by being a spazz.

This is like missing in tee-ball.
 
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He said he liked it you nigger, what else do you want.
"They think movies are just products" its the accountant 2. Not an undiscovered Farini holy shit.
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"The movie is done when they're done. It has NO SET SCHEDULE!"
This fucking guy is amazing. Literally hating Drinker just to hate Drinker. It's so pathetic.

And I thought that mad max was "no one's favorite franchise"
 
Hmm, I haven't checked but if UNICEF gives money to the mentally challenged you are more than qualified to be a (very old) UNICEF kid. (There is something repulsive about Zack having simps who pay for the privilege of being verbally abused by him.)
You wanna hear something pathetic? When I was a kid, the actual freakin' UNICEF yeah, the United Nations Children's Fund, the same people that hand out rice bowls in third world hellholes gave me money so I could buy a Christmas toy.

(pauses, sneering)

Because apparently, some teacher filled out a form without telling me. She looked at me, messy hair, busted sneakers, sitting in the back of the class with my mouth half-open, and decided, 'Yep. That one's mentally challenged. That one's gonna need charity.'

And you know what I did? Like a damn idiot, I took it. I walked into a TG&Y, clutchin' this little charity voucher like it was a Golden Ticket, and I bought a G.I. Joe. Flint, to be specific. Had the shotgun, the beret, the vest.

(laughs bitterly)

And I thought I was king of the world. Some brain damaged king who needed international charity to own a plastic man who shoots communists.

LIKE A DAMN MORON!

SCREW YOU. I'll buy my own damn toys! I'll sell blood, I'll break bricks with my forehead, I'll rob a fucking vending machine if I have to! But I don't need your Super Chats, I don't need your GoFundMes, and I sure as hell don't need UNICEF telling me I'm too stupid to earn my own G.I. Joe!

You hear me, Internet? I'm not your charity case. I'm not your Make-A-Wish kid. I'm not your Special Olympics participant.
 
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