Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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I feel like Smokey is of the few YouTubers that the goblin could actually beat in an online slap fight. Looking forward to hearing him saying nigger is not a racial slur. I love the way he says nigger boy it's satisfying.
Niggernerd said:
*puffs joint* i would never say the slur man. This guy however WOW he said the word
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Off-topic but I always found Smokey and Kiwi's feud with Nova to be really gay and retarded, it just feels like they're milking him for content, much like they used to do with Chance before they started getting strikes. Their pandering also rubs me the wrong way, which sucks as they're one of the better sources for lolcow news besides the forum
 
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William Gloryhole intercepted another package meant for Mr. Cyrax containing an XBOX Series X. He also plans on auctioning said XBOX, along with a Dell gaming laptop that was intercepted around 3 weeks ago.

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Charlie Barkin said:
Off-topic but I always found Smokey and Kiwi's feud with Nova to be really gay and retarded, it just feels like they're milking him for content, much like they used to do with Chance before they started getting strikes. Their pandering also rubs me the wrong way, which sucks as they're one of the better sources for lolcow news besides the forum
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I'm pretty sure the same shit happened with White Bowser before MBM got involved with him.
Kind of funny now only after Marty is dead and the dust has settled Smoky and Kiwi might involve themselves.
 
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cugel said:
I feel like Smokey is of the few YouTubers that the goblin could actually beat in an online slap fight. Looking forward to hearing him saying nigger is not a racial slur. I love the way he says nigger boy it's satisfying.
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Smokey would just get buck broken trying to talk to rax. Trying to calmly get a word in while being called a nigger vitch would drive him nuts and he'd probably back off to protect his channel lmao
 
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Earl of Slander said:
I've long maintained that if one were to measure the angle of repose of a giant pile of bed bugs that it would likely perfectly match the angle of his (lack of) shoulders. I like to think of Raxx as a macabre three-kids-in-a-trenchcoat situation.
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This got me thinking, and has probably been said Here before, but quite frankly, Cyraxx might just be a hive mind of bugs and bacteria taking the shape of a person.
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Well well well...what have we here? Nigger Boi, huh? Oooo, I'm really scared!
So you're the one MusicBizMarty's talkin' about? Hee hee!

You're joking? You're joking! I can't believe my eye!
You're joking me, you gotta ve! This can't ve the right guy!
He's ancient, he's Euro, I don't know which is worse!
I might just pop a scab if I don't die laughing first!

When the Drift King of Akron says there's trouble close at hand,
You'd better pay attention now 'cause I'm the Drift King, man!
And if you ain't shakin', there's something very wrong,
Cause this may ve the last time you hear the Drift King Song.

Woah-ah!
Woah

Woah-ah!
Oh-woah

I'm the Drift King of Akron!
He's the Drift King of Akron

Release me now or face the dire consequences!
Marty's dead and William's trolling. You dipshit, come to your senses!

HA! You're jokin'! You're jokin'! I can't believe my ears!
Will someone shut this nigger up? I'm drownin' in my tears!
It's funny! I'm laughin'! You really are too much.
And now, you stupid nigger lover, I'm goin' to do my stuff!

Pfft, what are you going to do?

I'm gonna whip my dick out. 😈

Hee hee! Ee hee! Helicopter, vitch!

Woooooooooah! The sound of smackin' coffee cans is music in the air!
But I'm poorly tuned 'n' uncultured, although clearly I don't care!
It's much more fun, I must confess, to create some traced art.
It's hard, you know, but theft, oh boy! Now that's how I can start!

Release me fast!
Or you will have to answer for this retarded act!

Oh vrotha! You're somethin'! You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehendin' the position that you're in!
It's hopeless! You're finished, you haven't got a prayer!
Because I'm the Drift King of Akron, and you ain't goin' nowhere!
 
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