Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Ellen's whole being is dedicated to American politics, apparently.
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Ellen discovers wordplay.
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It’s official, Ellen is probably the most sad, pathetic Canadian I’ve ever seen. Unless there’s some other bigger Lolcow leaf I’m forgetting or unaware of. I’m just waiting for her to start sperging about our healthcare when she lives in the land of “Kill yourself so the government won’t have to waste money on keeping you alive”.
 
Ellen can't talk shit about ai art when she draws hands like this

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Somehow i'm not surprised she bases characters off of people she knows, especially given the porn shit she did with her critics. That speaks volumes as to the kind of passive aggressive cunt she must be in person. Not to mention it shows she has a tendency toward abusive behavior. I bet her neighbors can't stand her. I wouldn't be surprised to find out her kids and especially her husband don't like having to put up with her bs much of the time either

That said, I won't be surprised if she eventually ends up in an internet slapfight with the wrong person, ends up showing how unhinged she really is, drives people off and then doubles down on it blaming everyone else and making looney comics about it. Either that or she'll be stupid enough to draw more of that revenge porn about the wrong detractor or critic, who realizes its a crime in canada to do that and the guy sics his lawyer on her with a letter to stop that shit or the cops will get called
She has the same problem every liberal or Empire supporter does(same shit) they have the hubris to think they are God. And these types are so easily trolled into doing stupid shit.
 
It’s official, Ellen is probably the most sad, pathetic Canadian I’ve ever seen. Unless there’s some other bigger Lolcow leaf I’m forgetting or unaware of. I’m just waiting for her to start sperging about our healthcare when she lives in the land of “Kill yourself so the government won’t have to waste money on keeping you alive”.
Most sad, pathetic Canadian is a real tough crown to shoot for while Peetz is still alive.
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She's got a pet cuck for a husband and has managed to turn subpar art skills and a very pedestrian sense of humor (so above average for a chick) into internet popularity; I don't know exactly how much she makes from her little enterprise, but probably way more than much better artists and much funnier people. There's something to be said for that I think, even if she's insane, stupid, inconsiderate, and a whore.
 
Ellen talks about politics on Threads. These screenshots are an hour older than the timestamp indicates. Unlike her I have irl stuff that stops me from being terminally online.
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Okay, she really is trying hard for that crown of most sad, pathetic, spergy Leaf I mentioned. Putting aside how much I really don’t want to hear about her brand of ✨empathy✨ and ✨human rights✨, how much time do you think she’s wasting everyday thinking about Trump? Instead of, I don’t know, trying to improve her shitty art or caring for her kids? Maybe trying to really bond with them before they put her in the bad nursing home?
 
Ellen talks about politics on Threads. These screenshots are an hour older than the timestamp indicates. Unlike her I have irl stuff that stops me from being terminally online.
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I know multiple people that have been deported from Canada. Their government most definitely cares about "illegals", at least if they come from the USA. One was roughed up and starved by Canadian border patrol. Yet Ellen can't stop talking about dumb, bigoted Americans that want poor innocent cartel members deported.
 
Ellen talks about politics on Threads. These screenshots are an hour older than the timestamp indicates. Unlike her I have irl stuff that stops me from being terminally online.
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The Haitians were definitely eating cats and dogs. "We have no reports of missing pets" because they instructed dispatchers not to log them and direct them to animal control.

The scale was vastly overblown, iirc it was all strays, but you cannot say it didn't happen when it did.
 
Ellen is certifiably retarded. Pierre Poilievre has repeatedly stated that he's in favour of Canada remaining a sovereign nation, and he's never said anything about taking away whatever "women's rights" she thinks he's taking away. At one point, he said there's only two genders, but it's not the government's place to meddle with the personal lives of its citizens. His actual positions are taking a more hardline stance on crime, as opposed to the Liberals retarded "catch and release" policy that puts violent offenders back on the streets shortly after their arrest, and pushing for more Canadian energy production. If she just spent 5 minutes listening to him, she'd know that, but that would require to her to look beyond her unbearably myopic worldview. She can keep sucking Carney's wrinkled cock if she wants, but if he gets in, and Canada gets absolutely raped because of another Liberal term, I'll put all the blame on Ellen
 
She's so mad. Just seething and strawmanning every waking moment.
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I hope Canadians never start to realize that the impotent rage just encourages us.

Edit: Goddamnit, ninja'd by a single second because I was proofreading my post.
Ellen can’t wait until all those evil White Canadian MUHSOGGYKNEES RACISTS (not her though, she’s one of the good ones!) get replaced with pajeets, who are known for their respect of women’s rights and dignity.
 
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