Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Is he hoping that she's so low functioning that she'll mentally be a child?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

the "retarded clown boy" of Dick who does whatever he wants

Glass houses, pedophile who exists solely to deflect and make Dick look better in comparison. Vito unironically thinks he's better than Riley, as opposed to being nearly identical. Both fit the Pedo phenotype.

 

[Vect]

Ah, a triptych!


Lol, this funny pedo I hired! My penis is so hard!


This pedo is embarrassing me now. Why the fuck does he smell like that?


Can't believe I hired this pedo. Fuck my life dude.

 

[Vibralldo]

He wouldn't need to rape her, she's known to trade sex for drugs

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Aw sweet, literal retard fight. I can't wait for the day Marie realizes what kind of danger having this fat faggot around poses to her child, and just comes into the room with an axe and buries in Vito's head

 

[Love me not]

He wouldn't need to rape her, she's known to trade sex for drugs

Vito is salty he is the only friend of Daxipad that didn't get a taste of Mint

 

[BigPeanut]

Aw sweet, literal retard fight. I can't wait for the day Marie realizes what kind of danger having this fat faggot around poses to her child, and just comes into the room with an axe and buries in Vito's head

Dick is already a fat faggot pedo though

 

[blackface enthusiast]

These neurotic faggots deserve each other. Also Vito is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[iheartjosh]

Dax is such a weird pedo how he defends ryley so much

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's curious how this self-described white Christian nationalist is so enamored with a Mohammedan pornographer who sex trafficked teenagers,

But enough about Nick Fuentes, this is the Dick Masterson thread.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ah, a triptych!

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Lol, this funny pedo I hired! My penis is so hard!

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This pedo is embarrassing me now. Why the fuck does he smell like that?

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Can't believe I hired this pedo. Fuck my life dude.

Haha, did you guys know Maddox pretended to be this alpha male pirate character?! Everybody remember how much of a cuck he is? Dax totally owned him by marrying his ex-gf and having a kid with her. What a fag.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

he and his wife went to a big Lebowski screening/q&a with Jeff Bridges and he asked what he should name his son and bridges said donny and his wife might have agreed.

For all his bluster about not being like other people, Dax and his wife are exactly like other people. I can already hear the normiegroid excitement whenever they tell people about their kid how Jeff Bridges of the Big Lewboski guys! (Insert soyjak) was the one to name their kid.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, best known for being a pedophile pretending to be a comedian, has been receiving criticism after going on multiple diatribes about how he wants to rape the Dick Show producer Riley's "retarded girlfriend" "in her autistic cunt." These sexually violent remarks were in response to Riley making jokes about disrupting Vito's appearance at a live event which weren't taken very well by Vito and nearly led to the cancellation of the appearance.

Her cunt is autistic? How can you tell? Does it only like train shaped dildos?

 

[Incecticyder]

Her cunt is autistic? How can you tell? Does it only like train shaped dildos?

No but it goes wet on her self-made furry porn.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

Glass houses, pedophile who exists solely to deflect and make Dick look better in comparison. Vito unironically thinks he's better than Riley, as opposed to being nearly identical. Both fit the Pedo phenotype.

Dick choosing Vito as his sidekick always came off as a retarded choice. Vito is too radioactively disgusting to be a safe shield. The Dick versus Maddox dynamic worked, because Maddox was a egotistical schmuck not a pedophile.

It wouldn't surprise me if Vito actually gases himself up saying "I'm a non-offending pedophile. How dare these unwashed commoner pedophiles criticize me so impudently."

Truly the aristocracy of the pedophile world.

 

[alan thicke]

"It's worse than the pedophile stuff, because nobody believes the pedophile stuff."

Dick. People believe the pedophile stuff. People believe that Vito is a literal pedophile, and that you allow him into your home that will soon have a child in it.

Imagine drawing the line at Ralph, while still associating with Vito and Riley.

 

[Incecticyder]

Dick choosing Vito as his sidekick always came off as a retarded choice. Vito is too radioactively disgusting to be a safe shield. The Dick versus Maddox dynamic worked, because Maddox was a egotistical schmuck not a pedophile.

It wouldn't surprise me if Vito actually gases himself up saying "I'm a non-offending pedophile. How dare these unwashed commoner pedophiles criticize me so impudently."

Truly the aristocracy of the pedophile world.

Vito is supposed to be a magnet for the criticism to make sure Juju looks fine. It does not work.

 

[RussianParasite]

Maddox dynamic worked, because Maddox was an egotistical schmuck not a pedophile.

His gay faggot law suit aside, Maddox was perfect for the original TBPITU. He could come at things from an angle that was so unusual/wild that it always made for a good laugh, and it meshed well with the character of Dick Masterson for a long time.

I’m not saying Maddox is smart, but he’s smarter and a better entertainer than Vito (he’s also not a pedo). Vito brings absolutely nothing to that show’s format— or entertainment as an industry in general. I occasionally will listen to the “new” show when it pops up on my YouTube feed, although I can’t remember laughing even once over the past couple of years.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I can’t remember laughing even once over the past couple of years.

You mean to tell me that saying "I'm a pedophile" isn't the pinnacle of humor? Or "I want to rape kids" doesn't have you laughing until you piss yourself? Are you sure you even like comedy?

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

What a rollercoster of emotions those clips were. Only Vedo could find a way to both sound like a massive pussy and a deranged lunatic. It's a nice thing to say you'd rape someone Vedo? That's fucking retarded. Riley is a massive faggot too but you gave him a reason to actually go open season on your pedo ass.