Trotter print. A very, very deep trotter print because Patty is very, very fat.
Patrick doesn't care about brown people being blown up, just fashion rules being blown up.
Perhaps his novels were used to train AI models on being terrible at writing and AI has collectively sworn vengeance upon him?
Must be those stalker childs I keep hearing about.
Holy shit is that black ring is what I think it is?
I was coming here to post this exact picture.
"His shadow weighs 42 pounds, down at the beach he's the only one who gets a tan" - Weird Al Yankovic
First written about in 1798 by a Scotsman. I do like the old term for it. "Minimum brain dysfunction". Which we've seen in Patrick. Shit like this is more common due to explosive birth rates and older people having children as well as ever chancing criteria for diagnosing stuff. We used to just get rid of children that were too stupid to live, now we just pamper them so they end up like Patrick.
Doesn't a black ring mean you get off on being cucked by black men?
No, child. He won't. He'll use his corpulent frame to literally deny them access to the interior of his home. As for why he'll be wearing only his bathrobe (again) and he'll be assuming the Goatse position to block the front door and daring LE to "force their way in if they're brave enough", well, we're all too stupid to know the reason.
