Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

I never thought I'd actually see the day!!! So long and farewell to the Baldoverse!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It finally prolapsed.

 

[MugolEx]

It was fun while it lasted.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Well, we knew this day was coming.

He lost the "Balldo" tag though. That makes me sad.

I would respectfully ask he either be given that back, or @Himedall All-seeing Waifu gives him "Horrorcow." He absolutely qualifies for Horrorcow. The reason I never pushed hard for it was because the Balldo tag was unique and funny.

I maintain Nick’s thread belongs in the Beauty Parlor on account of his eating disorder, fake diagnoses, and raging narcissism.

 

[Vibralldo]

RIP sweet prince, we barely knew you, Balldoverse Board
Get used to it, Nick. Irrelevance, aside from us laughing at you of course, is all that awaits a deadbeat like you now.

Nick will always be the greatest lolcow of all time to me

 

[CoomerTine]

Did he say he was giving up on the KR trial? I saw on Twitter he’s covering other things.

Seems like he is, he’s starting a new trial

 

[dustnight]

JeERrrsH give me back my Balldo you NERD

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

And now Nick's life goes back to normal...it goes back to normal right??

 

[Vibralldo]

And now Nick's life goes back to normal...it goes back to normal right??

Well he has the montegraph defamation case
And the potential fbi hacking charges
And he has to avoid drugs and alcohol for 5 years after having replaced all his hobbies with drugs and alcohol and his only friends are major addicts that are incentivised to get him back on drugs for content

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The reason I never pushed hard for it was because the Balldo tag was unique and funny.

It was weird too.
Just how nick would have liked it.

 

[Fapcop]

Also want to add, Kayla exhibited disinterest annd even disgust towards Aaron in particular during the hot tub stream. Null explicitly pointed this out on MATI. Aaron claimed later (on Kino Casino IIRC) that this was all a work by him and Kayla to “throw people off the scent.”

I don’t trust Aaron with everything, but this in particular actually makes some sense.

Unless you’re a total scumbag degenerate like Nick who likes to flaunt this shit to everyone, it makes good sense to go: “Yeah, maybe we will chill it a bit if we’re going to stream from a hot tub.”

Rumors about Hedonism and Nick swinging were flying pretty thick already. Aaron is probably the smartest of the bunch (Granted, it’s hardly the Nobel committee here!) and Kayla’s mind may be dulled by Xanax 24-7, but she has shown in the past that she actually cares about what people say.

 

[Potato CPA]

The Balldoverse finally collapsed. Took a hot second to find my way back here.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I don’t trust Aaron with everything, but this in particular actually makes some sense.

Unless you’re a total scumbag degenerate like Nick who likes to flaunt this shit to everyone, it makes good sense to go: “Yeah, maybe we will chill it a bit if we’re going to stream from a hot tub.”

Rumors about Hedonism and Nick swinging were flying pretty thick already. Aaron is probably the smartest of the bunch (Granted, it’s hardly the Nobel committee here!) and Kayla’s mind may be dulled by Xanax 24-7, but she has shown in the past that she actually cares about what people say.

Not to mention that walking around naked off camera in Aaron's studio while he's live, is hardly the behavior of someone who is disgusted by him.

 

[Fapcop]

And also Aaron shouldn't become the pet retard of the farms just because people are overly emotionally invested in Nick taking L's. It's embarrassing. If Aaron is stupid enough to take you up on it who gives a shit lol

Aaron gets plenty of shit, and nobody is giving him a free pass. He’s not even that interesting. (Unless you have a boner for talkradio and live in MN I suppose.)

Only reason he’s even brought up sometimes is because he became tangentially involved with a lolcow, and has a gaggle of pedos and literal mouth orbiting him.

 

[3MMA]

It’s getting real fucking faggy with this shit.

Yes

Because some users apparently need a reminder.
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I haven’t seen one cow tip plan ITT all day. Saw a few jokes & some good & bad advice, & some ridiculous srs bznz fun police. I’m now blind.

Oh for fuck's sake, can none of you autists take a joke? Did you seriously think I expected Aaron to post his banned words to let us guess if one was Kayla's code name? Calm the fuck down.

I think they also need a reminder in what cow tipping actually is. Serious posters getting afraid Nick might try to hurt Aaron because of jokes or even dumb comments is not a gay op or cow tip. Some ITT have OD’d on serious internet business pills & can’t even handle obvious jokes, even the ones that say “this is a joke.” It’s not a gay op nor a cow tip to joke about Aaron dropping Kayla’s Qover name, so enjoy that fact, gay reportfags. Can’t believe a mod bought that BS. I’d understand if all the deleted posts were removed for something else, but everything I saw wasn’t a gay op or cow tip. Have fun one day to any miserable no fun allowed faggots reading this. May you shitpost & enjoy it rather than make up scenarios in yr head & claim them as what went down. To be fair, maybe someone did post a big gay op but I didn’t see it & I certainly didn’t post anything like that.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

He's alive...


Apparently his case is all over. It's done and dusted. This is amazing to hear Kiwibros! Will never need a lawyer ever again. Nothing to worry about now, nothing at all.. uh....Wait.
- 5 years of probation hell (ongoing)
- 28 day jail sentence if he pisses hot just once (ongoing)
- Community service (hasn't begun yet)
- Has to prove his worth to the state by having "gainful employment" (boring cope and snooze streams last week. TBA if that's still ongoing)

Yup. It's all over Nick.
Now why don't you pour a whiskey and relax. You lying cunt.


(Phone fagging, couldn't get archive to work sorry)

 

[There She Glows]

Aaron gets plenty of shit, and nobody is giving him a free pass. He’s not even that interesting. (Unless you have a boner for talkradio and live in MN I suppose.)

Only reason he’s even brought up sometimes is because he became tangentially involved with a lolcow, and has a gaggle of pedos and literal mouth orbiting him.

Believe me I'm not trying to get into the "how bad/uninteresting is Aaron" derail because whatever side you land on the conversation is boring and repetitive (and I agree with you). I just think some are starting to treat him like a pet retard because they don't want Nick to get a W under any circumstance. Possibly I am expressing myself poorly because I am sick as a dog with a fever today.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Not to mention that walking around naked off camera in Aaron's studio while he's live, is hardly the behavior of someone who is disgusted by him.

And Kayla is the rotting corpse of a theater kid remember.

 

[Retink Retunk]

The Balldoverse has officially collapsed.

"Mr. Non Practicing Lawyer, tear down this Balldo wall"

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Apparently his case is all over. It's done and dusted. This is amazing to hear Kiwibros! Will never need a lawyer ever again. Nothing to worry about now, nothing at all.. uh....Wait.

The tweet he is replying to is utter retardation. “Bruce Rivers’ fans would give you a pass!” No, they wouldn’t, and here’s why:

1. Bruce’s son Michael, who fought addiction since high school, died from an overdose in November. Unlike Nick, Bruce does not take substance abuse lightly.
2. Bruce’s catchphrase is STOP SELF SNITCHIN’. Live-streaming your coke bender and talking to cops as they’re taking you away is literally that.

Once the body cam footage comes out, I look forward to a Bruce Rivers reaction video.