Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Falcon Sebben]

You need to be able to speak fluent Japanese to use any sort of sex industry service in Japan. It’s a protection thing, probably the only rule that guarantees the girls’ safety in that shitty, abusive underworld.

Thailand would be his best bet.

Depends on the place but not every sex club requires it especially if you go with a Nihonjin that can vouch for you. There are gaijin women that act as escorts out there and will come to your place to do you as will Japanese women who speak some English. Dunno exactly how that works, I just heard about it. Or you can head down to places like Shimbashi in Tokyo where Chinese whores try to pick up anybody who's a gaijin.

It's just a lot of places won't let you in the door if you're not Japanese because they're afraid that you might not act "properly". At least that's the excuse.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

In rare Greer Ws, the Jane Doe suing a slew of brothels and state representatives for their alleged roles in human trafficking has refused to dox herself to him via the Court and therefore her case has been dismissed (albeit without prejudice).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

In rare Greer Ws, the Jane Doe suing a slew of brothels and state representatives for their alleged roles in human trafficking has refused to dox herself to him via the Court and therefore her case has been dismissed (albeit without prejudice).

Can't be a W for him, as he was denied the ability to be a party

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nvd.166907/gov.uscourts.nvd.166907.158.0.pdf

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Yeah, he was never a legitimate party, but the hallowed brothels remain untouched.

This is the first step to avenging Dennis Hof, or whatever.

 

[StinkySnack]

Can't be a W for him, as he was denied the ability to be a party
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https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nvd.166907/gov.uscourts.nvd.166907.158.0.pdf

He’s had motions to intervene denied exactly the same way in the past (denied as moot), and still claimed them as a win. His broken brain believes the cases are dismissed because of his motions to intervene.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He’s had motions to intervene denied exactly the same way in the past (denied as moot), and still claimed them as a win. His broken brain believes the cases are dismissed because of his motions to intervene.

Last time it was at least denied in the same order that dismissed the case, so you could at least argue that his arguments helped persuade the judge somehow (it didn't). Here he doesn't have even that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

In rare Greer Ws, the Jane Doe suing a slew of brothels and state representatives for their alleged roles in human trafficking has refused to dox herself to him via the Court and therefore her case has been dismissed (albeit without prejudice).

Greer won the battle, but he's lost the war. He doesn't know who Jane Doe is, so he can't venmo her a dollar and woo her. Now he has no legal way of finding out.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I am not too sure about the particulars of thai prostitutes, but I would figure he'd mange to fuck that up hilariously, or end up robbed.

He'd end up publicly flogged.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Do we know at what time's the hearing next week?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Do we know at what time's the hearing next week?

1PM

 

[obsdj]

1PM

That is Mountain (Utah) time, so adjust accordingly to your own zones.

It's probably too much to hope that Greer will be late, but it sure would be funny.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Crap, that's night time here. How in the hell am I going to explain to my girlfriend what I am watching?

 

[obsdj]

Crap, that's night time here. How in the hell am I going to explain to my girlfriend what I am watching?

Tell her it's interracial amputee porn. Less embarrassing than the truth.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Crap, that's night time here. How in the hell am I going to explain to my girlfriend what I am watching?

Tell her it's the new Hardcore Edition of the People's Court.

 

[Walking Clock]

That is Mountain (Utah) time, so adjust accordingly to your own zones.

It's probably too much to hope that Greer will be late, but it sure would be funny.

He was late to the Ariana Grande trial because he programmed his phone for the wrong time.

In true Greer fashion, he tried showing the judge his phone as proof of his own stupidity, but the judge wasn’t having it.

 

[StinkySnack]

Crap, that's night time here. How in the hell am I going to explain to my girlfriend what I am watching?

You haven't told her about Greer yet?

 

[Swole McPole]

You haven't told her about Greer yet?

Every time I try to tell my wife about a particular lolcow and his antics, I see her eyes begin to glaze over about two minutes in and the acknowledgements start to become robotic because she's stopped listening. She's just going through the motions of appearing to listen to be polite.

She's an ex-lawyer (now retired) so I thought that Rekieta and Greer would both be of some interest to her. Not in the slightest. (She was even less interested in Andy Ditch and the Pooners on Grinder phenomenon.)

I think part of the problem is that there's no way to tell these stories quickly. If you attempt a two minute summary, they might sound like a jackass, but you can't convey the rich tapestry of their weirdness -- which is what makes them interesting, But if you start to fill in the detail, not only do the lolcows sound weird, but YOU start sounding weird for investing so much time and energy into following their exploits.

Best to keep it to yourself.

 

[StinkySnack]

Every time I try to tell my wife about a particular lolcow and his antics, I see her eyes begin to glaze over about two minutes in and the acknowledgements start to become robotic because she's stopped listening. She's just going through the motions of appearing to listen to be polite.

She's an ex-lawyer (now retired) so I thought that Rekieta and Greer would both be of some interest to her. Not in the slightest. (She was even less interested in Andy Ditch and the Pooners on Grinder phenomenon.)

I think part of the problem is that there's no way to tell these stories quickly. If you attempt a two minute summary, they might sound like a jackass, but you can't convey the rich tapestry of their weirdness -- which is what makes them interesting, But if you start to fill in the detail, not only do the lolcows sound weird, but YOU start sounding weird for investing so much time and energy into following their exploits.

Best to keep it to yourself.

Interesting. My gf is actually fairly invested in Greer and often reads the updates with me. Sometimes she says things like "Don't post that, you sound like an asshole", but I just give her a look and post it anyways. It's nice to have someone to laugh about it with IRL.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Bf is confused but accepting of my fascination with lolcows. The entertainment value of people like Ralph and Greer is obvious, but he just doesn't get Cobes or Chantal at all.

He can't understand why I still watch when I have such a visceral, autistic reaction to seeing the poor personal hygiene, questionable diets and hearing open-mouthed chewing.

 

[TractorGirl]

I made TractorHusband listen to the Rekeita streams reading Russholes book on a 12 hour-each-way road trip. The man has the patience of a saint, I would’ve left him halfway if he made me listen to 20+ hours of retards laughing at retards (that didn’t amuse me)