Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tingle]

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

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Fat.

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Sickly.

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Chunky boi.

I read that as "swap tits with and nobody would notice" at first and was really confused what you were getting at.

Also lol fat

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I read that as "swap tits with and nobody would notice" at first and was really confused

What do you mean, that is also a perfectly true statement. Just look at the picture, holy shit what a unit.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Tipster and Keffals are becoming the same person, they are going to merging into a blob.
P.s.-
If I chopped my dick off and was such a leach off society I guess the only joy left to be found would be food, so more power to him.

 

[Haramburger]

There's no way you get two weeks time off as a barista, so Keffal's friendship with coffee shop = ENDED, Streaming drama is now their best friend(again)

 

[BigPeanut]

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

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Sickly.

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Chunky boi.

My thick trans farting mommy dommy oshi…

 

[Toothp!ck]

And to think had he not cut off his dick he would have looked the same

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I enjoy watching an aging twink turn into the balding fat man he was always meant to be.

He cut his dick off just to still get male pattern fatness and baldness. Can't escape Mother Nature's design!

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I can only guess that Lucas's money supply has dried up and his roommates actually want him to contribute to the household and not just laze about all day getting stoned.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

He looks like a box of Franzia and the stench of cat piss in a human skin sack

 

[Drama Fan]

Lucas "managed to lost" his hard drives (plural?).

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How do you lose shit in your carry-on luggage? He truly is retarded.

Is this the data equivalent to losing all your guns in a fishing accident?

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

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Sickly.

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Chunky boi.

 

[King Of Braves]

It never cease to amaze me when absolute wastes of space like Lucas still have an audience somehow. Like, how do you reconcile supporting a verifiable shitbag? Are you just that deep in the tranny koolaid?

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

It never cease to amaze me when absolute wastes of space like Lucas still have an audience somehow. Like, how do you reconcile supporting a verifiable shitbag? Are you just that deep in the tranny koolaid?

Birds of a shit feather flock together.

 

[Xev]

Birds of a shit feather flock together.

Shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree Rands. We know troons procreate by grooming so his audience is probably people he groomed.

 

[Raiken]

i would say "run a mile around the block" but i think the open groin wound would make this near impossible.

i would eat myself to death too if i got over 1/10 of a million and just waste it on shit and have nothing to show for it.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The evergreen tweet.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Keffals looks like Bill from King of the Hill right down to the medical experiments done to him.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Speaking of the failed empire of Canukistan, recent gunt carrier and walking death spiral, Lucas “Keffals” Roberts, held a stream where he admitted to, once again, pushing back his “lawsuit” of the London (Canada) Police by an entire year; along with him fessing up and confessing he’s only really in it for the money, and not to incite change at the police department.

I'm shocked! Shocked!! Well, not that shocked, really...

Also, you have to love the Cosby sweater... I have no doubt Lucas also enjoys raping unconscious women.

 

[DickMain]

He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

What a beautiful tranx wxman holy shit what a complete and utter insult to the concept of femininity. An absolute perversion of the natural way of things. Lucas can't even capture 1% of 1% of a woman's natural beauty, not even a '5/10' woman.

 

[The Noticer]

Twink death really hit him like a truck. He is looking absolutely rotund. I thought HRT was supposed to give him a female fat distribution?

 

[Grander Fucktard]

Twink death really hit him like a truck. He is looking absolutely rotund. I thought HRT was supposed to give him a female fat distribution?

maybe he's just gassy and bloated, some probiotics and taping a few episodes of fart porn might cure that up

..then agains opiates can make him constipated so maybe he has to graduate to hot enema action