Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Which is what he tried in family court and got BTFO by the judge.
Kinda hurt his credibility a smidge.

Except he didn't. He basically railroaded his client, didn't object to things he should have, and despite that, made an absolutely absurd sentence recommendation of no time at all. That's what pissed off the judge, who threw the book at her.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Does Nick plan on doing an evening stream today as well? I really hope for another drop from @MNPublicRecords if he does.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Except he didn't. He basically railroaded his client, didn't object to things he should have, and despite that, made an absolutely absurd sentence recommendation of no time at all. That's what pissed off the judge, who threw the book at her.

I was referring to Nick objecting during the CHIPS case hearing where the standard for evidence is lower and hearsay is allowed.
But Nick knew better and tried to talk over everyone and later claimed his lawyer was incompetent and colluding with CPS.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The AI voices for Sean, Kurt, and Nate sound like something Rekieta would request. He mentioned during his copestream that more AI voices were coming.
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I wonder what the actual paypig statistics are for Supertips against Superchats for Nick's streams.
It seems to me most go for Superchats, which must piss Nick off that JewTube is taking a 30% slice of his pittance.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The AI voices for Sean, Kurt, and Nate sound like something Rekieta would request.

lol no shit. Nick is living in hell with five years of probation without any substances to cushion the blow, having to go cap in hand to his PO to ask for permission to travel. He’s hitting out in impotence at his former pals who didn’t fuck up their lives like dumb dildos and genuinely thinks this is going to hurt them.

Just say no to drugs and cuckoldry, kids.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Just say no to drugs and cuckoldry, kids.

The problem is that daddy and mommy brought both home with them.

Must be great to be Nick's kid. No parents but a grumpy, drunk chauffeur.

 

[Nova902]

Joe is a disrespectful prick who is always late to streams with other people, streams from his car, talks over and interrupts when other speak.
If Joe and Nick stream together, they will always be late, ill-prepared for the trial and have nothing productive to say about what is going on because they did not even bother to read a summary of the previous trial to know all the witnesses.

Nick would have been better off if he had picked a trial that was not as widely streamed and reported as the Read trial, because then the fact that he had no fucking clue what was going on would not have been as obvious.

On the other hand, Joe could teach Nick all the tricks how to dodge collection, he will need it come December.

All those words to say he is a Jew...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It seems to me most go for Superchats

No fucking shit. Supertips is not even known outside of this online ghetto. Once YouTube takes notice I would expect channels that use them to be warned or perhaps struck without warning. Adding multiple lawyers to the AI voice mix won’t help them. There is legal precedent here, with a Dabbleverse-famous attorney (Vincent Imbesi, known as Vince the Lawyer or VTL) having successfully sued Kanye West for unauthorized use of his client’s voice on a record.

Shit’s about to hit the fan.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick now says if you say anything negative about his wife or kids you will get banned. Feel free to criticize him though he says

I have yet to see a single goddamned person say a single negative thing about Nick's kids. And this is a pretty fucking brutal corner of the Internet at times.

No, not even from Cynthia. She's been behaving herself.

The most I have seen to date is that a few people opine that Nick's kids look emaciated.

But that's not them saying "Ha ha! Look at skelefaggots skelly offspring!" That's them saying '"Jesus fuck, Nick! Feed your kids for fuck's sake!"

Now, his wife, OTOH? Yes. Because she's a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE, and a shitty excuse for a mother. Fuck Kayla (just like Aaron did, amirite?).

But let's be real here, Nick. This is to stop the people that are gonna be throwing shade on you forever about Kayla Nudity Units (KNU) and $50. Something you are more assblasted about than anybody else. Including you wife. How'd ratting out Aaron work out for you? Was his draconian punishment of $50 worth the ridicule you will endure forever for being a degenerate cokehead loser?

(he doesn't mean this, you'll get banned for it too).

No shit!

And he told all his mods that too, I bet. The "only my wife and kids" part is bullshit.

Once again, I would like to point out that a more rational person in his position would just GTFO the Internet for a year or two.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There is legal precedent here, with a Dabbleverse-famous attorney (Vincent Imbesi, known as Vince the Lawyer or VTL) having successfully sued Kanye West for unauthorized use of his client’s voice on a record.

Shit’s about to hit the fan.

Las Vegas has a solid law that protects use of someones voice without written consent.
NRS 597.790 to be precise.

Supertips being blown up would be funny as hell. Would be a nice nuclear holocaust for the Dabbleverse.

 

[CoomerTine]

I have yet to see a single goddamned person say a single negative thing about Nick's kids. And this is a pretty fucking brutal corner of the Internet at times.

No, not even from Cynthia. She's been behaving herself.

The most I have seen to date is that a few people opine that Nick's kids look emaciated.

But that's not them saying "Ha ha! Look at skelefaggots skelly offspring!" That's them saying '"Jesus fuck, Nick! Feed your kids for fuck's sake!"

Now, his wife, OTOH? Yes. Because she's a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE, and a shitty excuse for a mother. Fuck Kayla (just like Aaron did, amirite?).

But let's be real here, Nick. This is to stop the people that are gonna be throwing shade on you forever about Kayla Nudity Units (KNU) and $50. Something you are more assblasted about than anybody else. Including you wife. How'd ratting out Aaron work out for you? Was his draconian punishment of $50 worth the ridicule you will endure forever for being a degenerate cokehead loser?


No shit!

And he told all his mods that too, I bet. The "only my wife and kids" part is bullshit.

Once again, I would like to point out that a more rational person in his position would just GTFO the Internet for a year or two.

Fucking Cynthia

She’s been calling out Nick for two years and people thought she was just some crazy cunt

 

[Owlbear]

Nick now says if you say anything negative about his wife or kids you will get banned. Feel free to criticize him though he says (he doesn't mean this, you'll get banned for it too).

Hey, Nick: When someone says in your chat that you dosed your 8 year old child with coke, it's not a negative thing about the child. That's entirely about you. It's because you're a druggie crackhead and your "it doesn't harm anyone else" cope is false.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Las Vegas has a solid law that protects use of someones voice without written consent.
NRS 597.790 to be precise.

Supertips being blown up would be funny as hell. Would be a nice nuclear holocaust for the Dabbleverse.

But I’m not sure I see any of these people suing over the use of their voice. But man that would be awesome if they did.

 

[john marston]

Now, his wife, OTOH? Yes. Because she's a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE, and a shitty excuse for a mother. Fuck Kayla (just like Aaron did, amirite?).

He doesn't care about that. If anything, he gets off to it.

He has to make sure that April is happy because he wants to continue fucking her and to ensure that she doesn't go to public with a tell-all story about how creepy old man Rackets seduced little old her and kept her inebriated on drugs and locked away in a literal crack house.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Las Vegas has a solid law that protects use of someones voice without written consent.

What I mean by shit hitting the fan is that this is going to draw attention to Supertips that will not be conducive to its continued operations on YouTube. MAPton is a fucking moron.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

But I’m not sure I see any of these people suing over the use of their voice. But man that would be awesome if they did.

The more people he offends by doing this, the likelier it gets that they band together and share the cost to go after Melton.
It would be Triple-A grade kino.

What I mean by shit hitting the fan is that this is going to draw attention to Supertips that will not be conducive to its continued operations on YouTube. MAPton is a fucking moron.

I have been wondering why Youtube allows this. I guess they have flown under the radar so far.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nicholas Robert Rekieta,

Libertarian when it comes to his precious hard drugs, but a Statist when it’s time to shut down criticism of them. Freedom only counts when it suits him.

Nick isn't a libertarian, his ideology is simply "I want to do whatever I want with no consequences" and it'll shapeshift to accommodate that.

He's a free speech absolutionist when he feels like he personally is being censored

He's pro moderated chat when people are discussing things that he dislikes (his kid testing positive for cocaine, his "ex" girlfriend still living in town)

All trials should be public when he can make money off of streaming them

His trial should be private because he's embarrassed

Simple as that

 

[Captain Manning]

Fucking Cynthia

She’s been calling out Nick for two years and people thought she was just some crazy cunt

I can relate. People here thought I was nuts back in late 2020. This whole thing has evolved dramatically from where we were at in 2019. Complete 180.

To be fair, you also can say the same about Faran now too. I am now like 99.99999% certain that the story she told about those text messages she had with Nick is actually true. The one where Nick claimed Kayla wanted to swing. The only thing I'm still 50/50 on is whether Nick was telling her the truth about Kayla suggesting the swinging, or whether it was HIS idea.

The only issue I ever really had with Cynthia and Faran was dragging their dumb bullshit problems with @elb on here. Just leave that crap at the door. Nobody cares. Aside from that, their posts were actually mostly okay.

 

[Maude Snew]

Will I ever get to be as big as Nick? Not likely.

Amen, brother. There aren't enough sandwiches in the world to keep up with his cocaine bloat. He's almost Tomlinson-esque these days.

 

[AnOminous]

I was referring to Nick objecting during the CHIPS case hearing where the standard for evidence is lower and hearsay is allowed.

Oh, so he objected the only time he wasn't someone else's lawyer and was basically supposed to shut the fuck up.