Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IngusNSFW]

Maybe we should just be thankful he doesn't have a thing for scat.

Actually...

Yup. I wonder what video he's releasing tomorrow through he did say he'd do an update video in the comment section of the VDay page, Probably more easter eggs and some more custom stuff or another poorly executed mechanic.

Off-topic but I want to point out how weird this picture is... I just have no words :/

Spoiler: ONII-CHAN!!11!11

 

[GethN7]

I get the feeling this project started off decently enough, but soon became bogged down from the developer not being able to have a reasonable sense of scope, a bad case of featuritis, allowing his personal preferences and especially his fetishes to dominate to the detriment of the plot and gameplay making coherent sense, and getting a swelled head from having so many fans who did like what he was doing he didn't want to hear criticism.

Toss in shady copyright shenanigans, inability to handle anything less than glowing praise, and letting his vision blind him to his actual level of competence, and no wonder this project has become a trainwreck of creepiness and bruised egoism.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Actually...

Everything about that picture is unsettling. It reminds me of a gag in Excel Saga in which a loli character who has giant boobs. Except that one was meant to be funny and disturbing

I get the feeling this project started off decently enough, but soon became bogged down from the developer not being able to have a reasonable sense of scope, a bad case of featuritis, allowing his personal preferences and especially his fetishes to dominate to the detriment of the plot and gameplay making coherent sense, and getting a swelled head from having so many fans who did like what he was doing he didn't want to hear criticism.

Toss in shady copyright shenanigans, inability to handle anything less than glowing praise, and letting his vision blind him to his actual level of competence, and no wonder this project has become a trainwreck of creepiness and bruised egoism.

So basically, an even weebier Daikatana?

 

[GethN7]

Everything about that picture is unsettling. It reminds me of a gag in Excel Saga in which a loli character who has giant boobs. Except that one was meant to be funny and disturbing


So basically, an even weebier Daikatana?

In fairness to John Romero, he eventually admitted Daikatana sucked and he was an idiot who let his ego outpace what he could deliver. Took him awhile, but at least he eventually humbled himself.

Whether Alex here will do the same remains to be seen, but if he doesn't, calling it a weebier Daikatana would not be far off the mark if he doesn't do what John Romero did and take a pin to pop his swelled head and admit his project is deeply flawed at present.

 

[vertexwindi]

In fairness to John Romero, he eventually admitted Daikatana sucked and he was an idiot who let his ego outpace what he could deliver. Took him awhile, but at least he eventually humbled himself.

Whether Alex here will do the same remains to be seen, but if he doesn't, calling it a weebier Daikatana would not be far off the mark if he doesn't do what John Romero did and take a pin to pop his swelled head and admit his project is deeply flawed at present.

John Romero had actual reasons to have an ego though, considering he's worked on some of the most influential games of all time like Wolfenstein 3D, Doom and Quake. And he also did Commander Keen.

Eva has nothing. He's got no real experience in either game design or programming.

 

[Accel_Rider]

John Romero had actual reasons to have an ego though, considering he's worked on some of the most influential games of all time like Wolfenstein 3D, Doom and Quake. And he also did Commander Keen.

Eva has nothing. He's got no real experience in either game design or programming.

Hey now, Eva made Lunar Scythe and that fighting game he made to impress Mike Z

 

[Dysnomia]

THAT ASS IS ENORMOUS. And those are definitely not the default boobs for Ayano. I know re-sizing her bust is a veeeery important feature in the game but with those hips and the anorectic waist she's looking more like a dumbbell than ever.

I'd say this is a good, honest direction to take the art. Just make it a full-on fetish game and be open about it you damn weirdo. There is not a single non-autistic person on earth who could think of this as a 'serious' game anymore. We're way past that point.

And God I know it's SUPPOSED to be that disgustingly animu but it still makes me want to claw my face off...

She looks like she's about to engage in hentai grade sex or is having flu fever induced hallucinations. I think only the twelvies take the game seriously. Because their young brains aren't developed enough to understand what's really going on. Hopefully Tiny Build can get the game out before they age out of being interested in playing pretend revenge on their bullies and shipping OCs.

 

[IngusNSFW]

She looks like she's about to engage in hentai grade sex or is having flu fever induced hallucinations. I think only the twelvies take the game seriously. Because their young brains aren't developed enough to understand what's really going on. Hopefully Tiny Build can get the game out before they age out of being interested in playing pretend revenge on their bullies and shipping OCs.

The best tinybuild can do is reinforce his spaghetti coding and provide feedback. To actually get the game progressing the main Dev, or excuse me sorry reddit fanboys reading this. I meant "Devpai", needs to step up his game and stop streaming and acting like a elementary schooler and focus his attention to this project. He started this and he ain't gettin' out of this one, lmfao.

Spoiler: smol powerlev

Tbh, I never played games like this to get back at my bullies, but rather as a way to get rid of general anger instead of punching your pillow since it does shit justice. And that shipping OC's make me barf when it's not realistic and in a game like this...? Oh god no.

 

[RK 672]

Nevermind the pillow; he probably has an Ayano realdoll by now.

He actually was considering buying a real doll years ago.

https://web.archive.org/web/2010102...oman_could_ever_love_me_i_must_choose_between

 

[Keystone]

He actually was considering buying a real doll years ago.

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And I bet some people/lurkers thought we were kidding when we said he was probably buying love dolls with his Patreon shekels. I guaran-fucking-tee you he's got at least one love doll in his closet by now.

Also I just gotta say that @Ride proving our autistic armchair analyses and predictions to be true with screencaps like that is a really good feeling

 

[Honeybunny]

He actually was considering buying a real doll years ago.

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Could you imagine Alex trying to rationalize to his parents why he bought a realdoll?

"No mom you don't understand, I need it! Without my Yumiko I'll never be able to satisfy my grown-man urges!"

 

[Keystone]

Could you imagine Alex trying to rationalize to his parents why he bought a realdoll?

"No mom you don't understand, I need it! Without my Yumiko I'll never be able to satisfy my grown-man urges!"

I'll bet you that he hides it from his parents. Because that might just be the thing that would make them boot him out of the house.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

I guaran-fucking-tee you he's got at least one love doll in his closet by now.

Real dolls also require a significant amount of maintenance to stay clean and look presentable. Seeing how Alex is incapable of learning how to code, cook his own tendies, or go outside, I doubt that he puts in even the minimal amount of effort to maintain his doll.

Spoiler

@Ride if you find pictures of his doll please spoiler it first.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

The blog post was updated. He's running late with the new build video.
Maybe it's because he feels the need to stream every night.

 

[FataBataRang]

He actually was considering buying a real doll years ago.

Yeah, I know. That's how I know what a real doll even is, sadly.

 

[A Sign]

Real dolls also require a significant amount of maintenance to stay clean and look presentable. Seeing how Alex is incapable of learning how to code, cook his own tendies, or go outside, I doubt that he puts in even the minimal amount of effort to maintain his doll.

Spoiler

@Ride if you find pictures of his doll please spoiler it first.

Spoiler: doll sperging

You also have to change their poses every so often as their "bones" will get stiff and ruin the doll (unable to move the joints and I think the silicone losing its elasticity?) you also have to powder them with cornstarch though baby powder is fine to keep the skin from getting sticky, tacky & dirty, and yep clean out those holes with a syringe set up (bulb or just one of those plastic ones) and then after that fully flushing with anti bacterial soap and water and making sure its dry after with a cloth on a stick or a sponge stick.

 

[vertexwindi]

With all that effort needed, couldn't you just pick up a girl at the bar?

 

[A Sign]

I think even a blow up doll (ones with a face and clothes already, not ones that need dressing up and a fleshlight in the plastic cooch) would be too much work for him.

I wonder if he tried cam girls, since you don't have to go outside and they wont be able to smell his swamp ass (tho idk if the webcam could hide any filth he might have on his body)

 

[IAmNotDavid]

At this point if @Ride found a video of Alex fucking a doll while screeching "LUNAAAAAAA" I wouldn't even be surprised.

If it doesn't already exist, I hope he accidentally streams himself doing it in the near future.

 

[UniqueHair]

With all that effort needed, couldn't you just pick up a girl at the bar?

If Eva could pick up a real girl at an actual bar without her creep meter going off the charts, we probably wouldn't have so much material, ahah.

He gotta use them patreon bucks if he ever wants to be near a 'real girl,' and it'll be her occupation, not a choice.