Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Meowzers]

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(May 2024)
Uh oh, it's happening!

if there are gods and demons out there, they for sure are fucking with stephanie. first she fucked around with someone's womb and lost hers. now, she berated the poor's teeth, and now she's lost hers.

related and positive powerlevel, but staph's tooth woes actually freaked me out enough to finally schedule a dentist appointment for the first time in years. good news bxys, meowzers has a mouth full of strong, healthy chompers! i will not be one of those poors with bad teeth. thank you, wxmb wxzard. i will no longer neglect my dental health.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

For fucks sake, you are 36 YEARS OLD. 12 year old girls defy their parents better than she does. Unless her parents are knocking her unconscious and shaving her legs, or threatening to take away her bougie drink money, then there is no reason whatsoever to obey them. It's mindblowing.


But yet you obey his rules.


Still waiting for the infighting with her trans support group.


I think there is more offensive content in My Friend Dahmer than just 'he was gay.'


One for @RespiteontheSpitalfields


Sounds like projection.


Doubt.


She still doesn't know what suicide baiting means.

Alt text: A person wearing a shirt with text wrapped around an image. The image consists of a human skull surrounded by a type of vine with flowers attached that are the colors of the trans pride flag (pink, white, and blue). A crow sits atop the skull. Text reads, "Death before detransition."

Is this suicide baiting via t-shirt? Such a plantkin that she doesn't know it's a morning glory. Weird how her parents don't make her shave those hairy arms.


News flash: Italians can have different coloured hair. Also, you don't have strawberry blonde hair, it's mousey brown.


I will argue that Rammstein also 'try too hard.'


I would have liked to have seen it!


OK.


Couple of degenerates.


OK, good to know.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Imagine having your hairy-ass old man dad telling you to shave and you taking it seriously.🫩 Staph, you're an adult and while he is your dad you can respectfully defy him by pretending to listen and do nothing. It's not even a life hack!

Also, fuck. Morning glories are now ruined for me and I just got all the blue and white cultivars seeded in the garden.

Spoiler: Flower sperg

Eta: Heavenly Blue > Grandpa Ott > any pink mg cultivar.

Pick better plant symbolism instead of shooting for flag colors, Staph. If anything, Morning Glories represent mortality and unrequited love, Victorian era emo type shit.
Not defiance, resistance, etc.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Probably cos she's megabanned by like 500 users. Take the hint re not getting the confirmation emails lol


.. Gross. Peepeepoopoosexuality is gross.


Once again; weird repost, but okay.

 

[often puzzled]

Currently blocked by 456 users, including plenty who she'd no doubt consider her type of people*:



* they obviously do not return this sentiment

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unless her parents are knocking her unconscious and shaving her legs, or threatening to take away her bougie drink money, then there is no reason whatsoever to obey them. It's mindblowing.

Imagine having your hairy-ass old man dad telling you to shave and you taking it seriously.🫩 Staph, you're an adult and while he is your dad you can respectfully defy him by pretending to listen and do nothing. It's not even a life hack!

The hairy-leg saga is one of the first things I'd ask about, if Ma and Pa Frigly ever host a $20-a-question fundraiser.
HINT HINT YOU COULD BUY SO MUCH CHEMO

Are they really bitching about Stephanie's legs in 2025, when she's a wheezing lump with a scrabbly beard? The beard (and slack jaw and hooded eyes) is a lot closer to her parents' 70-year-old vision than her legs.

And isn't this what the whole Spoons Theory is supposed to teach about? She knows (in this scenario) that her dad complains about unshaved legs. She knows when she's going to see her dad. If Stephanie is not in the mood for discourse, she can wear pants on those days and not feel like she's letting down the Forces of Gender, because of her spoons.

Like if you have a tattoo of a bunch of penises on your arm, you wear a long-sleeved shirt when you see Grandma so it isn't a whole thing, and go around penis-arming the other 360 days of the year. That's all.

Doubt.

Either she's forgotten this pledge immediately, or Stephanie is embarking on No Vegetables 2025.

Then again, maybe Loki told her to make more promises so she can break them. It's kind of his thing.

Spoiler: olipop digression

My stance on Olipop was originally "ehh OK-ish but expensive, no thx," but now I gotta tell you: if you are in charge of another human being, whether because it is small or because it has brain problems, Olipop is a great tool for sneaking in fiber. Each can is 9 grams of fiber, like 30% RDA for an adult. Obviously eating normally is preferable, but if you can't make that happen, developmentally delayed people fucking love soda pop.

I can't speculate on the amount of Stephanie's daily consumption of Olipop, but given her fetishes, no wonder she's eating from the food bank and spending her disposable income on gourmet fart potion.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Either she's forgotten this pledge immediately, or Stephanie is embarking on No Vegetables 2025.

i wonder how she even grows her own veggies in THAT condition

 

[JaneThough]

Imagine having your hairy-ass old man dad telling you to shave and you taking it seriously.🫩 Staph, you're an adult and while he is your dad you can respectfully defy him by pretending to listen and do nothing. It's not even a life hack!

Also, fuck. Morning glories are now ruined for me and I just got all the blue and white cultivars seeded in the garden.

Spoiler: Flower sperg

Eta: Heavenly Blue > Grandpa Ott > any pink mg cultivar.

Pick better plant symbolism instead of shooting for flag colors, Staph. If anything, Morning Glories represent mortality and unrequited love, Victorian era type shit.

I cannot with her sometimes. No Staph actually the antidote to fascism is communidade. You don’t have to respond to everything you see.

Re: her dad. He probably wants her to look put together and honestly doesn’t care as much as she thinks. I don’t shave my legs regularly and have never had anyone in my family comment on it because when it’s time to look nice, I can do it. They want to instill SOME grooming in her (that’s not focused on kids).

Also she’s a community activist in NY who had only heard of AOC not when she historically beat a 10 time incumbent but when she stopped Amazon? Like I know conservatives who were already angry about her months before Staph heard of her and they’re FROM THE SAME STATE.

 

[RespiteontheSpitalfields]

One for @RespiteontheSpitalfields

Aww thanks for sending up the autism signal. First of all, it’s Excelsis, spell the damn thing right Steffles.

Spoiler: Sperging therin

I also love Skeletá, basically been listening to it non-stop since it came out. It is very different compared to previous Ghost offerings, but a lot of spicy fans seem to forget that this a feature of the group, not a bug. Every Papa is different, we’ve had everything from intricate Satanic choir music to surf rock. The sound is supposed to change and evolve, both for IC and OOC reasons.

Perpetua is an 80s child. I agree with @Cereal Killer — there’s Journey in here, some Iron Maiden, some Alice Cooper. Just some beautiful synth work, some glorious anthems for 80s dark fantasy movies that never existed, and some amazingly ridiculous stripper music.

Most the albums initially go through a phase where they divide the fandom. Ghost has this weird listening curve where you might hate a song at first, then you listen again and you love it. We’re in the thick of that now, but to bring this back to Staph — I see a lot of fans feeling either disappointed or miffed or confused that Skeletá has some Christian themes. There are songs that clearly reference God, and not always in a dismissive or disrespectful way (I mean there is a song about boning in a church, but it’s a banger with enough cowbell to restore my faith in humanity). So it will be interesting to see if she picks up on this more as she listens. My personal theory remains that Perpetua, the lost twin, was raised in the Christian faith and is dealing with the fact that he comes from a dark Satanic lineage. Does he embrace it? Renounce it? Take down the Ministry from within? Dun dun dun.

Here is where I’ll fight Staph — Ghost has a history of “memento mori” songs because historically, every Papa has died. HOW DO YOU PLAY EXCELSIS AT YOUR FUNERAL WHEN PRO MEMORIA EXISTS. Excelsis is the only song I actively dislike, it just sounds so musically and thematically smarmy compared to Pro Memoria. It is where I get up off my ass and stop the record. Hell, play Darkness at the Heart of My Love, if Copia bites it I’m gonna put that song on endless repeat and sob like a little bitch over a dude in a silicone mask.

Excelsis is also a ridiculous song for Staph to claim. With lyrics like:

It is the end of your penitence
(You’re a narcissist, you’ve never been penitent for shit)

It is the end of your sadness and pain
(About being asked to shave your legs? What about the pain the kids you abused went through?)

Come with me to the Holy Land
(I got bad news for you, Mx. Demonolator)

Anyway, Skeletá is a triumph but calling it a masterpiece is a little overwrought. It IS amazing hearing what Forge can accomplish vocally without the full mask in the way, all hail free chin movement.

 

[brooky]

The shaved leg thing is wild. Does she really think her parents are that concerned about her LEGS when she's a lumpy middle aged blob with facial hair?

It's probably just one of those generational things where they have a standard, and don't really know how to address the rest of it. They probably don't even know where to START when they see her. It would be so easy for her to just say "no" or even "fine" and then just not do it.

My mom has a weird trigger about holes in clothes, which obviously stems from something in her youth. She goes mental about holes in clothes-- even fashionably distressed jeans. Even when fashionably distressed jeans are the style for even stylish, wealthy mature women, which they are right now.

It's not the same as thinking distressed jeans are dumb, it's a legitimate emotional response. The idea of one of her grown children walking around holes in her jeans legitimately upsets her.

How do I handle this? I don't. This hasn't caused any problems since I was a teenager. I wear whatever I want because I don't live with her and I am adult who chooses my own clothes. When I do see her, I don't purposefully dress in a way that I know upsets her.

It's not hard.

For him to still bother her about shaving her legs while everything else is going on with her indicates to me that her dad has some weird emotional thing about his daughter looking like a total troll. (Understandable tbh.)

Or he hasn't said it in years, and she's fixated on it because she has no real trauma.

Or he says it as a joke, which if true: good for him.

 

[Meowzers]

Alt text: A person wearing a shirt with text wrapped around an image. The image consists of a human skull surrounded by a type of vine with flowers attached that are the colors of the trans pride flag (pink, white, and blue). A crow sits atop the skull. Text reads, "Death before detransition."

can't copy-quote original post but i hate how she does her alt texts. if i was using a screen reader i'd be so pissed hearing all those shit being read off. it'd be so much easier to just say "a t-shirt that reads "death before dretransition" with a crow sitting on top of a skull surrounded by flowers." there. one simple sentence. now i can scroll to the next tweet.

But yet you obey his rules.

let's take a second to remember how much ot an unreliable narrator staph is. do y'all remember when she had a conversation with a calm christian man when she was doing her dumb drum ritual, and then later described it as being screamed at? or how whenever she gets into a slap fight, she says that the other party was screaming at her despite the whole thing happening over text? i think the screaming fights she has with her dad are more like normal bitching and bickering kids have with their parents. staph just can't see anything as normal, though. even if it's a little bit negative to her, it's a verbally abusive screaming match in her mind.
the leg shaving thing is just so interesting to me. why does papa frigs care that his hairy ogress child has shaved legs or not? why does staph even consider listening to him when she's 36? it's so strange.

@Aunt Carol
again i can't quote but i also had a recent ollipop run in and thought of staph. except i saw it was 8$, ON SALE, for a pack of 4! yarbs buys this shit on the regular and then goes to the food pantry? infuriating.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Each can is 9 grams of fiber

9 grams of fiber! That's better than metamucil. I've had olipop in the past, but never thought the cost was worth it. As a supplement for a picky eater, though, it would be indispensable.

How do I handle this? I don't. This hasn't caused any problems since I was a teenager. I wear whatever I want because I don't live with her and I am adult who chooses my own clothes. When I do see her, I don't purposefully dress in a way that I know upsets her.

Part of maturing, I think, is realizing that constantly picking fights over little things like this just isn't worth it. Unforch for Steph, she will likely never realized this.

 

[a hapless toad]

the leg shaving thing is just so interesting to me. why does papa frigs care that his hairy ogress child has shaved legs or not? why does staph even consider listening to him when she's 36? it's so strange.

The biggest question to me is why doesn't this fat retarded bitch ever wear pants?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I seriously believe that Staph's dad says shit like, 'Whoa, Big Foot spotted! Your legs are looking hairy' and she dramatises it online to sound like he had a gun to her head whilst holding a razor.

She has moved Mastodon servers from disabled.social to mas.to

As you can see, it's the same posts as her previous server. She moaned about getting no engagement on disabled.social but I doubt this will change anything.


Her dentist probably just sees money if they submit to her name change. Yarrow still sounds like a feminine name, so no big deal, it's like they're using a nickname. I wonder what work she's choosing to have and how much it's going to cost her? She mentioned having black teeth and broken teeth, so I imagine it'll be a high price.


'Not a girl' but still quotes it.


Still straw manning in 2025.


I can't remember the farmer user who had access to her degenerate account on the Mastodon server, but I'm interested in what she has been posting lately.


Ok.

 

[Mike Tyson Any'tizers]

Two human spirit spouses? Did she spirit divorce someone, or have I just not been paying attention?

I imagine her dental provider is still referring to her internally by her legal name. They didn't change the name in her file, they "added [her] preferred name", which sounds to me like they'll just put "Yarrow" in quotations on whatever documentation needs to exist.

 

[squidward tentacles]

I imagine her dental provider is still referring to her internally by her legal name. They didn't change the name in her file, they "added [her] preferred name", which sounds to me like they'll just put "Yarrow" in quotations on whatever documentation needs to exist.

Yeah, in our (hospital) system, preferred names look something like Smith, John "Lilith". I have never gotten pushback about calling a patient their real name over the phone with other staff.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't remember the farmer user who had access to her degenerate account on the Mastodon server, but I'm interested in what she has been posting lately.

This is how so many of her Bluesky quotes go: failing to grasp context as she desperately tries to get the spotlight on herself.

Nora copied a quote, changing "monsters" to "monsterfuckers"--cute idea, posted and done. Stephanie latched on like Nora was really talking about monsterfucking, and tried to get people to ask her about her erotic spiritual adventures.

I imagine her dental provider is still referring to her internally by her legal name. They didn't change the name in her file, they "added [her] preferred name", which sounds to me like they'll just put "Yarrow" in quotations on whatever documentation needs to exist.

When I read dictation, so much of the time it just says "patient," although there are gendered pronouns sprinkled in. It makes the occasional doctor who says "Agnes reports that her knees are going out again" sound weird, even though that's what a normal person might write.

Dentists are here to deal with teeth problems; this isn't a bigtime gender victory. They updated the preferred name field on her chart, same as the Roberts who prefer "Bob," or the people with unusual names who have a phonetic spelling in the preferred name field.

 

[brooky]

Her dentist probably just sees money if they submit to her name change.

Also correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the pronoun laws only affect the government? And private businesses can't be made to respect pronouns, but can still choose to do so if they wish? Or am I completely mistaken?

Because I just find forcing non-pronouns on private businesses hard to believe in the Land of the Free. Next you'll tell me nobody is allowed to say happy holidays. Madness.

Your fucking dentist is going to do whatever he, she, they or it feel is best for them as a dentist. They probably don't even see a person, just a set of teeth, so they'll say whatever is on the form. It doesn't mean it's a fucking stand. It's just how things are done in your extremely liberal area. You could probably buy a gay wedding cake down the block without a lot of fuss, either!

Being so obsessed with being a victim must be exhausting. Even when she's literally NOT being discriminated against based on gender, she has to somehow make it about discrimination. Like I'm an old school SJW from way back but JFC Staph, give it a break. It's the fucking dentist, not a government death panel.

 

[A single cheeto]

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Cow crossover, Nora Reed has a thread over here.

Anyways I wonder how much of her precious pin and olipop money is going to the dentist's, and how much she'll bitch about the loss of money.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Two human spirit spouses? Did she spirit divorce someone, or have I just not been paying attention?

I imagine her dental provider is still referring to her internally by her legal name. They didn't change the name in her file, they "added [her] preferred name", which sounds to me like they'll just put "Yarrow" in quotations on whatever documentation needs to exist.

Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Dahmer ran away together, leaving her with psychotically violent rapist Richard Ramirez and also Heath Ledger.