DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Thread is gonna be quiet on the days he's gone. It'll give the dents some time to scratch together some money for big, positive tips when he gets back though.

nah. it's gonna be infighting about how ACKsually dave isn't greedy, gay and he's depressed.

We have to give you the KF jannies a reason to earn their salaries so yeah there should be lots of detractor infighting that spills over to here.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So I wonder what his cope is gonna be about the break he’s going on. It’s happening pretty much right when he said it would to PPP, so is he just gonna admit what he said in those DMs was real and not some calculated snaking

Phil really fucked himself in the ass with that King Snake stream, because if he slips up and says he went to visit his parents, then he confirms he was telling the truth. The smart thing to do would be to keep quiet, but since Phil is quite literally incapable of passing an opportunity to be a victim, there's no way he won't say what he did, especially if people bait him by saying he took a vacation or just lazed about.

Of course, Phil already prepared his excuse by saying during the King Snake stream that he lied about some things and some are true. Basically his sissy faggot way of saying that everything will be a lie when it's convenient and everything will be true when he wants to be a victim. Despite all this, if he confirms anything to be true, then it's definite proof that, even by using his own logic, he intentionally fished for "drama merchants" that really had nothing to do with him and then used personal issues as emotional blackmail to get their sympathy and scam money from their supporters. But remember, he's a chill positive guy who stays in his lane and doesn't benefit from drama because only unhappy losers do that.

 

[Mr Clark]

I just noticed a khando is for sale in DSP neighborhood. For the low cost of $585k you to can get your own corner unit snort fort!

Be kept up by all the sniveling, yelling and door dash deliveries.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17581-110th-Ln-SE-3-Renton-WA-98055/347740375_zpid/

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

His hatred for Code Vein was always weird to me because first off, it doesn't have a hot woman protagonist,

I haven't played it myself but I do remember one character who's in there.


More than enough to get prudesydephil running for the hills whether she's in it much or not. You could tell him she's in one single scene and he'd still play the obstinate fag and refuse to do any research or change his stance. This sort of behavior is one of the few ways he feels he still has a measure of control over his gaggle of social lepers.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

We have to give you the KF jannies a reason to earn their salaries so yeah there should be lots of detractor infighting that spills over to here.

At last I can drop my content nuke on @Big Brown Schlub. He’s been terrorizing this board for years and IM TIRED OF IT!!!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Phil has always had neighbors right next to him in every place he's lived. His parents place is a duplex where they share a tiny space. He had neighbors screaming at him to shut up in his apartment. And now he's surrounded on both sides. Sad for a man who's made millions and always had his parents bail him out.

A guy who's given thousands by multiple family members every birthday and xmas.

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

My man I wouldn't fuck with him even a teeny bit. What I would do, is just camera the fuck up, put mics in the walls, and hoard info about him. Then trickle it to the wider community in such a way to where it wouldn't keep me from being able to continue doing it but he would have no idea who is doing it. This guy literally lies about everything, multiple times for every event. Some objective truth would be like a salve on a wound.

 

[marlimar]

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Burn it down for insurance money.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

DSP's Minecraft takes are one of the few things that make me MATI and I don't even play the game. He thinks Minecraft Java is so great because there's a ray-tracing mod. Nigger, Minecraft Bedrock was the fucking RTX demo, it's literally had ray-tracing since day 1. The hype for the controller mod is equally dumb because that's a native feature to Bedrock. He's basically admitting he's too retarded to go to the settings page and switch a few things.

Please let this man try to install mods. If he can't even get Nexus right (still paying the membership btw), there's no way in hell he's figuring out the shitshow that is the Minecraft modding community.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

At last I can drop my content nuke on @Big Brown Schlub. He’s been terrorizing this board for years and IM TIRED OF IT!!!

Test me, bish!

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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Test me, bish!

AIM AIM AIM

 

[Brother Wind]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

step one: wrangle Jenna to come live with me.

Step two: get her drugged up enough to not acknowledge her sister

Step three: keep coming around and be disappointed when neither retard recognizes their family and I bought half a house and dragged a crack whore into it

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

step one: wrangle Jenna to come live with me.

Step two: get her drugged up enough to not acknowledge her sister

Step three: keep coming around and be disappointed when neither retard recognizes their family and I bought half a house and dragged a crack whore into it

Now you're living in a dented community, next to a smelly ebeggar who leaves their garbage everywhere, and a crackwhore who keeps filling your bath tub up with Kool-Aid and simp cum.

win/win

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I'm a little disappointed about the disco elysium wage quit. Though Phil was never passing the shivers check to find the killer from the looks of his stats spread. Also he was clearly sick of the game, but what was interesting was him having Harry walk around with no clothes on. You can really brute force some rolls by going full clown outfit for some of the game.

Also is Phil wagequitting in an attempt to prevent TIHYDPs? Handholding, gin brain and Phil clowning around has all but killed them off at this point

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Also is Phil wagequitting in an attempt to prevent TIHYDPs? Handholding, gin brain and Phil clowning around has all but killed them off at this point

They could always rebrand them, or make a new series called TIHYDF (This Is How You Don't Finish).

 

[Coke Zero]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

I would just put up a flag or sign with Phil's May first face in the yard or a window or something and just let Phil's mind run wild with what kind of ops are going on in that house.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

I would try to use bureaucracy to choke the little gout pig. Have routine inspections come in and see if you can force PP Burnell to have to spend money on renovations due to mold. See if you can get him written up for the pettiest of HOA infractions, etc.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Also is Phil wagequitting in an attempt to prevent TIHYDPs? Handholding, gin brain and Phil clowning around has all but killed them off at this point

You could easily tihydp his disco elysium playthrough as is. I debated doing it and wrote some timestamps down, but damn, I just don't have the time or desire to sift through a dozen hours of that shit to find a few gems.

 

[RougeRed]

Fun question for the board.

One of Phils neighbouring khandos goes up for sale and you buy it. How do you fuck with Phil without giving the game away?

Blasting Liquid Richard too obvious and ChaKing songs are right out, however tempting.

By being friendly, and sociable. Every chance you get, you try to start a normal, adult human conversation with him. Hell, just saying "Hey, Phil." every time you saw him would probably cause him a panic attack. Coming by his house to invite him to go on a jog, or talking about your normal, healthy social life would make him so uncomfortable that he'd probably threaten to call the cops on you.

 

[Comma]

New Sock just dropped
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It's a new Kick account, but the same name pops up in archives, showing they've been around supporting DSP since at least 2020:

Of course it's the typical sad and lonely individual that throws thousands upon thousands of dollars towards e-thots and a scummy PC building company that crashed and burned after some shady practices:

https://twitchstats.net/most-subs-gifted/cjour82

(one sub is at least $5)
Thot 1: https://www.twitch.tv/marzzzzy
Thot 2: https://www.twitch.tv/duaffy

Perfectly fits the gullible demographic which DSP relies upon.

 

[San Dimas High School]

You could easily tihydp his disco elysium playthrough as is. I debated doing it and wrote some timestamps down, but damn, I just don't have the time or desire to sift through a dozen hours of that shit to find a few gems.

I think the easiest way to do it would be to have a split screen, where one half plays one of those compilation videos of streamers losing their shit at different parts of the game, and then the other half has DSP misunderstanding or just goat laughing the same parts.

Those compilation videos kinda debunk his claim that the game isn't good for streaming.