Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Nick continuing to seethe about Aaron and Sean, claiming that getting a far worse deal than everyone predicted is actually better than Aaron paying $50 for sharing the nudes Nick's whore wife posed for.
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https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1917283326072705281

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fFlne

Pretty sure he was on stream gloating how everyone got the facts wrong and blasting out on Twitter how the cops didn't see his video just to get DENIED.
"I didn't say that, I didn't claim it was in the bag NERD, I just loudly screamed at everyone how the warrant was horseshit, it amazes me how the internet processes information".

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Jesse PS seems to be baiting Nick. I haven’t had the drive or the want to research enough to know of this is a doctored Kayla pic but if it is, watching Nick freak out about revenge porn will be fun.

Spoiler: Don’t Be Eating While Opening

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Don't do our boy Aaron dirty like that. He's the only one of the qover who escaped Nick Rekieta's House of Semen by choice.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick showed his prescription Adderall bottle, which prompted a chatter to say:
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...To which Nick replied that he hasn't been diagnosed ADHD, but he's pretty sure he has it.

Should be pretty fun to watch Nick right around the yearly adderall shortage.

(TLDR: Since the US in some respects is a communist hellhole, the FDA tells manufacturers how much amphetamine they’re allowed to make every year. You know: Soviet style plan economy. Since the amount they can produce hasn’t increased, and the number of Adderall prescriptions has grown dramatically, every year there is a shortage where everyone scrambles for whatever Amphetamine pills they can get.)

Using Adderall to feed his stimulant habit is also sure to backfire. He will need more and more to get his endorphins firing, leading to the classic junkie arc of running out of pills, early refills etc.

 

[AnOminous]

Using Adderall to feed his stimulant habit is also sure to backfire. He will need more and more to get his endorphins firing, leading to the classic junkie arc of running out of pills, early refills etc.

And going to street dealers "just this one time." A hundred times or so.

 

[Niggernerd]

Sean, Nate and Kurt should strike him just because it would be funny

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Kayla Rekieta, probably

I believe you mean "The great Kay-holio"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Two weeks ago or so, RekietAI enthusiast Bernie Garcon got knocked down by his AI provider, supposedly on an automated round for ungoodthink:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQULwnzdKukNRsVi161irqg/community?lb=Ugkx_ZV4N6WCK9r4vtHBuSESUq6biBzA3LrI

https://archive.ph/Go4Pe

I stand behind the "don't tip the cow" policy here on the Farms, but to use another barnyard analogy, "What's good for the goose, is good for the gander."
As a reminder, here is one of Bernie's all-time bangers:

 

[Zab McMann]

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Sane and well-adjusted.

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Hide the pain, Kayla.

Neither of those smiles reach their eyes. Kayla's could pass because of her weight gain, but Nick just looks soulless.

 

[Potatoherder]

I remembered to set a watcher and honestly it's not worth me logging it. $8 after rumble cuts doesn't matter at all for him. Nick fucked up by not doing enough to keep a deal like Viva and Quartering.

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Sean, Nate and Kurt should strike him just because it would be funny

You know for a fact if someone did voices for Branca, Viva, and Barnes they would all strike that person. If Nick does get a strike they will defend him.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Watching Nick repeat the classic tranny sound bites like: “You can just free speech somewhere else, just not on MAH platform!” is something else indeed.

"mUh fReEzE PeAcH!"
- Keffals
- Nick Rekieta

Sorry Sean but I hope you fail. When I heard about the pedochat AI voices being prepared I had a quiet dream of 'sober' Nick being trapped like General Zod in his personal demented seethbox pocket dimension of lunacy, forever seething at phantom Kurt, Aaron and you. Now, I feel like a child on Christmas seeing it actually becoming a reality.

On the other hand you probably won't need to be bothered by it a long time. Realistically he won't last long, we are already seeing cracks.

 

[Harm]

Using Adderall to feed his stimulant habit is also sure to backfire.

I've heard from a couple good friends who (regrettably) abused Adderall and what it does to you, and it's extremely grim. They've talked about how they needed to keep upping the dose because they'd get used to it, and then when they eventually stopped taking it, their mind was never the same. The biggest issue is being caught in unbreakable brain fogs everyday. Sometimes they sit incapable of motivating themselves to do anything for an hour at a time. We're talking sitting there with their bladder ready to burst and they can't muster up the cognition to go to the restroom for 20, 30, 60 minutes because their mind feels wholly depleted. It's pretty fucking nightmarish.

If Nick is abusing Adderall, he's absolutely going to stick with it until his brain is turned to mush caked across the interior of his skull, sloshing around like a bottle of whiskey.

 

[Niggernerd]

I remembered to set a watcher and honestly it's not worth me logging it. $8 after rumble cuts doesn't matter at all for him. Nick fucked up by not doing enough to keep a deal like Viva and Quartering.



You know for a fact if someone did voices for Branca, Viva, and Barnes they would all strike that person. If Nick does get a strike they will defend him.

Oh definitely boss baby would argue about muh constitution and 1st amendment. Viva will just nod like a slack jaw.

 

[Vibralldo]

And going to street dealers "just this one time." A hundred times or so.

The monty trial, possible fbi hacking case, hackamania, possible jail stint looming, now an escalating prescription drug addiction

This is like Uncut Gems where there's so much tension and everything is converging at once for an inevitable climax

 

[Strix454]

Using Adderall to feed his stimulant habit is also sure to backfire. He will need more and more to get his endorphins firing, leading to the classic junkie arc of running out of pills, early refills etc.

Yeah. One classic mistake some people make on probation is abusing their prescription drugs and getting more of those drugs off the street. They don't understand that any use of the drug outside of the levels and specifics in the prescription is a violation. They don't get that they can test for more than just use of a particular drug.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I've heard from a couple good friends who (regrettably) abused Adderall and what it does to you, and it's extremely grim. They've talked about how they needed to keep upping the dose because they'd get used to it, and then when they eventually stopped taking it, their mind was never the same. The biggest issue is being caught in unbreakable brain fogs everyday. Sometimes they sit incapable of motivating themselves to do anything for an hour at a time. We're talking sitting there with their bladder ready to burst and they can't muster up the cognition to go to the restroom for 20, 30, 60 minutes because their mind feels wholly depleted. It's pretty fucking nightmarish.

If Nick is abusing Adderall, he's absolutely going to stick with it until his brain is turned to mush caked across the interior of his skull, sloshing around like a bottle of whiskey.

Stopping taking Adderall is actually very easy, you just don't take it.

 

[Captain Manning]

You know for a fact if someone did voices for Branca, Viva, and Barnes they would all strike that person. If Nick does get a strike they will defend him.

No doubt, but the thing is, I don't think he's got the supports to get it reversed like he did before.

Oh definitely boss baby would argue about muh constitution and 1st amendment. Viva will just nod like a slack jaw.

Viva and Barnes would throw a fit, but rather than try to get his YouTube account back, they would try to convince him to go Rumble exclusive.

They seem to be on a "thing" with that. That Everybody needs to abandon YouTube and go to Rumble.

Problem is... and Nick knows this... the engagement is less on Rumble.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah. One classic mistake some people make on probation is abusing their prescription drugs and getting more of those drugs off the street. They don't understand that any use of the drug outside of the levels and specifics in the prescription is a violation. They don't get that they can test for more than just use of a particular drug.

And you never know if you're actually gonna get given something that'll show up on a drug test by a dealer

 

[break these cuffs]

The monty trial, possible fbi hacking case, hackamania, possible jail stint looming, now an escalating prescription drug addiction

This is like Uncut Gems where there's so much tension and everything is converging at once for an inevitable climax

Don't forget about April's cover getting blown. I really hope a secondary reason he's kept her around is so that she can do shit like buy him vyvanse and to use the rental as a trap house.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The Karen Read trial is quickly turning into a dud for Nick Rekieta. His peak concurrent viewership has dropped significantly—from 3,347 on Day 1 to 2,298 by Day 6. The downward trend of speaks for itself, a vicious 31.34% drop in under a week's worth of hearings

A graph, for more visual learners.

Based on current trends, Nick Rekieta is projected to hit just 1,053 peak concurrent viewers by Day 12 of the Karen Read trial. The former Pope of LawTube is sliding toward Mersh-tier irrelevance. At this rate, even AI child porn apologist Patrick Melton might surpass him.

But "Wait! Sneed Force One, what about his subscribers?" I hear you ask.
YouTube has cucked us out from real-time live stats—likely in response to the rise of the “Live Sub Drop” genre of streams. It seems they’d rather protect advertiser perception than let the data show which creators are actively bleeding viewers.

But, we still get weekly updates, and boy, it ain't pretty.

Since the 29th of May 2024 and exactly one year later (today). Nick has lost over 30,000 subscribers. A contraction of 6.65%. The comeback streams have done nothing to slow the bleeding, if anything, its accelerating. We'll need to wait a month to see the loss since the start of the Karen trial.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick is using his PedoTip system to talk crap about @PotentiallyCriminal.
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[EDIT to add Nick winning the winemoms over with his edgy humor]
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Funny comment by Meme Copium on an Elissa Clips video.