Mark Edward Kern / Grummz / Debbichan / foxyfighter - Former WoW Team Lead and "anti-DEI" grifter, would rather commission lesbian wrestling porn than finish a game

I’m willing to be sure that there’s tons of reasons why print is dead, but you have to admit stupid content didn’t help. Even if Mark oversells it.

Also, it ain’t like manga doesn’t have its own issues.
You know, it took Marvel Rivals adding stuff from post-2018 to make me realize not everything Marvel Comics pushed was shit. I honestly kinda regret going into ComicsGate as much as I did because of it. Still, you're right that most of it's not good. 2015 being a shit year thanks to people like Nick Spencer and Heather Antos making bait comics instead of good ones.
I'm still going to say most characters/mantle-changes introduced between '15-'18 just don't work for me. I'll say Rivals ran out of ideas if they introduce the Marvels.

That being said Mark's never been a part of ComicsGate, I can vouch for that. If he says so I'll rightfully call him out for lying.
 
Of course it's woke, they gave the English dub top billing over French. Peak globohomo, there's no french lip syncing for the dialogue.
 
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Grummz: "I was on the Starcraft, Broodwar, and N64 team and poured my soul into this game."

And what has he done in this century that's been relevant? He's a 60-year-old manchild coasting on ancient laurels who can't even be bothered to make his own damned game because he's too busy gooning to anime girls and violent lesbian porn and going on obvious clout-chasing sprees on social media. I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't such an arrogant, dickheaded grifter.
 
All that because Ghost of Tsushima arguably beat Ubisoft at its own game and its own race.

But seriously, couldn’t you take that “not much is documented except this little bit” and use that as an excuse to go hog wild to fill in the gaps, like what happened with Cocaine Bear? Now, the next Yasuke game can take historical liberties and say “We’re doing what AC Shadows did, but in a way that’s fun and entertaining”.

I feel like if Mark leaned into that, alongside pointing out that the game had the typical Ubisoft problems that gamers had for years (and I think he actually called out the pricing) , then maybe he and his arguments would have had some legs to stand on
Literally this. They have always taken a lot more creative liberty with historic figures and events than people seem to remember, typically based on extrapolation, or sometimes just placing historical figures where they wouldn't have been at the time (there are a few examples of this in AC2, and some really incredible threads about the historical accuracy/inaccuracy of each AC game). The problem has never been historical accuracy - the problem is that Ubisoft games have all used the same stale formula for over a decade.

Man, Concord and Forspoken just keeps living rent free in their heads.
I mean that is Marky Marky and the faggy bunch's MO. Find a low hanging fruit, ignore all facts and blame everthing on wokeness. Star Wars Outlaws was doomed before it even released because of how shit Acolyte was and Veilguard flopped because Bioware removed the world states (the biggest selling point of the series) and lied about it fucking twice.
Speaking objectively about the things Mark has bitched about, the problem with games like Concord, Failguard, and AC: Shadows isn't the wokeness or DEI. It's that they all have fundamentally bad design.
  • Forspoken was an overwhelmingly mid game with bad writing, bad dialogue, and an intensely unlikable and annoying protagonist. Main character could have been Chad McChaddington III, Lord of Chadley Kingdom, and it would have fallen just as flat due to the core design and writing flaws.
  • Concord was a generic slop hero shooter with no marketing and ugly character design (the DEI design was the least bad design issue), which Sony planned to make their new flagship title (they invested so much money into tie-ins with future titles, merch deals, a mini-documentary with Amazon, etc), stealth dropped into a market saturated with generic slop hero shooters. It was doomed to fail even in a leftoid's "ideal" cultural circumstances where everyone is woke and loves DEI slop.
  • Failguard was a complete departure from the DA formula. It railroaded the main character into essentially a supporting role for the rapey and obnoxious Qunari bitch. It had bad writing, next to none of the RPG elements of previous games, and also only incorporated like 3 of your past game choices. Your choices didn't matter, and the designs were all softened and made worse because it was literal design-by-committee "make this game for the broadest audience possible" slop. The bad design emphasized the ham-fisted wokeness of the Qunari bitch. This game might have performed better in the "ideal" cultural circumstances, but arguably not by much.
  • AC: Shadows is a Ubisoft game.
  • Star Wars Outlaws was generic and mid with forgettable characters. The only reason it sold at all was the Star Wars title. It would have performed neither worse nor better in the ideal "woke" political environment.
  • A lot of the recent shit happening with Japanese games and censorship is a direct result of CERO's ever tightening grip on the industry, which has been the bane of Japanese developers since 2006. Think ESRB but much more censorious - games (even American ones) regularly have to be censored to comply with CERO standards, even if they're given the 18+ rating. Even Sakurai (Smash Bros) wasn't immune, having frequent conflicts with them over the design of Palutena, which CERO kept deeming to be too sexual. There's nothing woke about CERO.
DEI is a plague that limits the creative options of any developer working for a AAA company in America - especially any which BlackRock or BlackStone (two separate investment firms in the same incestuous relationship) have gotten their slimy tentacles into (read: every AAA publisher). But bad game design is the bigger problem, obvious to anyone who has been paying attention to AAA games over the last 5-7 years. CERO's shit influence in Japan is pretty well known to most people who have been playing Japanese games for long enough.

But Mark is a tourist (he has admitted multiple times to not playing even the games he praises), and he has already modeled himself as the Culture Warrior who will Save Gaming. His tourism is on grand display by the fact that he exclusively focuses on AAA games. Like, wow, what a shocker that AAA companies owned by big investment firms who demand ever-increasing profit are pandering to as broad an audience as they can and not innovating. Who would have thought? On the rare occasion that he even mentions (not talks about) a non-AAA game, it's because the game exploded into mainstream attention.

Ah. I remember when this nigger and his dick riders, called Minecraft moive a woke product and the fact that it's going to bomb.

Funny how those culter war Niggers change thir tune when it's SUDDENLY became a massive sucess.
Remember when they threw the biggest actual shit-fit over an optional druid sex scene in BG3, claiming that the game was going woke and it would go broke? Funny how they now claim they never said anything of the sort now that BG3 was the best game of 2024, and potentially even the best game in the last 5 years.
 
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It railroaded the main character into essentially a supporting role for the rapey and obnoxious Qunari bitch.
Don't be such a drama queen dude, You are literally only forced to use Taash once and that's her recruitment mission after which you can ignore her for the rest of the game and let her die at the end.

But bad game design is the bigger problem, obvious to anyone who has been paying attention to AAA games over the last 5-7 years.
The problem is that "gamers" have fuck all standards or consistency when bitching about bad game design. People shit on Ubisoft's stale open world formula yet praise games that just straight up copy it mechanic for mechanic. Ghost of Tsushima was nothing more than cutscene, go kill mongols in generic ARPG combat, cutscene repeated for 60 hours all set in a beautiful yet very boring and static open world that felt like it was designed in 2010 but for some reason nobody mentions that when using the game to dunk on Assassin's Creed. Same goes for Fromsoft who have just realesed the different versions of the same game for over a decade yet are championed as saviours of the industry. Shit is so confusing sometimes I'm left wondering if I even played the same game.

Remember when they threw the biggest actual shit-fit over an optional druid sex scene in BG3, claiming that the game was going woke and it would go broke? Funny how they now claim they never said anything of the sort now that BG3 was the best game of 2024, and potentially even the best game in the last 5 years
They have to be seen as being a part of every fucking fandom in existence. So of course they are actually life long Baldurs Gate fans, always knew the game would be a massive success and none of that stuff is actually woke because if you had actually read the lore like they had something, something something. Also don't forget to donate to their video game project that will totally be released and totally save western media.
 
The problem has never been historical accuracy - the problem is that Ubisoft games have all used the same stale formula for over a decade.
The problem has also been the historical accuracy because Ubisoft promoted the game with that as a selling-point.
The "real historic black Samurai Yasuke", and then it turns out the entire fucking story was made up by a British white dude based on flimsy historic records and Japanese historians had never heard of the guy, because he was just some guy in the retinue.

Ubisoft has taken liberties with historical figures, but you never played as them, you only encountered them along the way as part of the story.
There is a massive difference with how Ubisoft made and marketed the game.

This all stacks on top of the stale combat, junk animations and gameplay issues that have plagued AC for years and the completely unreasonable price.

Mark Kern is not able to articulate any of these points in his own words, because he just copy & pastes the garbage other people have written.
 
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Ubisoft has taken liberties with historical figures, but you never played as them, you only encountered them along the way as part of the story.
I often wonder if there would have been less backlash if Ubisoft had just created a fictional Mozambican chasing some Portuguese Templar to Japan from Africa to justify their black protagonist. The fact that they even used a historical figure as a protagonist pissed me off way more than the color of his skin.
 
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I often wonder if there would have been less backlash if Ubisoft had just created a fictional Mozambican chasing some Portuguese Templar to Japan from Africa to justify their black protagonist. The fact that they even used a historical figure as a protagonist pissed me off way more than the color of his skin.
They already had their Egypt storyline, why not just spin it as descendants of the Origins characters, which were descendants of Kassandra/Alexios.
Surely the story department could have come up with a good storyline of a Somalian pirate hunting Templar ships all the way into to the East China Sea.

See, I already laid the groundwork for a workable storyline that places Johnny Somali in Japan.
 
They already had their Egypt storyline, why not just spin it as descendants of the Origins characters, which were descendants of Kassandra/Alexios.
Surely the story department could have come up with a good storyline of a Somalian pirate hunting Templar ships all the way into to the East China Sea.

See, I already laid the groundwork for a workable storyline that places Johnny Somali in Japan.
Far Cry 7 starring Johnny Somali would be an absolute chad move by Ubisoft. I'd even buy the overpriced gold edition if it includes the South Korea expansion pack.
 
The new Titanfall was gonna be an extraction shooter, you mouth breather.
Ignoring that ones who bought KCD2 are people who never gave a rats ass for the "muh kultur warz" faggotry or people who liked KCD1. How about we also add that maybe it sold because you spergs couldn't shut up with your "DIS GAEM HAS GOEN WOKE!!! REEE!!!" and thus it had the effect of saaay...Hogwarts Legacy.
 
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This retard didn't even read the article - that cancelled Titanfall game was an extraction shooter. Not exactly Titanfall 3, just another game set in the "titanfall universe" like Apex Legends is. I'd imagine a mech extraction shooter would play somewhat like how Synduality does.
 
This retard didn't even read the article - that cancelled Titanfall game was an extraction shooter. Not exactly Titanfall 3, just another game set in the "titanfall universe" like Apex Legends is. I'd imagine a mech extraction shooter would play somewhat like how Synduality does.
Unless the deal was gonna be extracting the mech itself. So, means would be like Hunt Showdown where one team gets the OP ability that they need to carry to the extraction zone.
 
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