Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

The image on Yelp is from July of 2023. The building has probably suffered some kind of damage since then. The lamp was broken/removed, the letters got damaged and needed to be replaced, and they've probably changed the signage in the last 2 years.

Look at the window where the bricks jut out it's irregular, that's not from any damages.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

I know some cameras have software on them that automatically touch up photos in various ways, so it could be a glitch from that. Wouldn't a bad photoshop job have artifacts around Jessica, not just a random part of the building? Everything around her hands/hair seem fine and hair is usually where you'd see artifacts from a botched transparency job.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Crosspost from the Cobes thread.

I did some further digging and there is only one other Jeffree Star Store in the entire country that has a Makeup & Meat: Chatsworth, CA, and why would NAL want to go there?

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[Tetragrammaton]

hmm...
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Is it just me or does that not really even look like her? Like the nose and nasolabial folds don't seem right. Idk.
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i mentioned this in the cobra thread but yeah something about the image seems off. the fact that shes hiding goity and her eyes also does not help. it could be a real picture but maybe it was taken during a previous visit.

 

[Earl of Slander]

I know some cameras have software on them that automatically touch up photos in various ways, so it could be a glitch from that. Wouldn't a bad photoshop job have artifacts around Jessica, not just a random part of the building? Everything around her hands/hair seem fine and hair is usually where you'd see artifacts from a botched transparency job.

You mean like this?

 

[blackface enthusiast]

You mean like this?
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That just looks like loose strands of hair caught up in whatever smoothing/filtering is going on here, I don't see any kind of artifacts from a different background.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Eh, I don't think that kind of photo manipulation is within her capabilities. I'm no expert, but if the photo is fake is a pretty damn good. As much as I hate to say it, I think the odds are she is actually there. I really hope I'm wrong.

Edit: Looking deeper into it, I guess I do see some things that don't add up. I have no idea anymore.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

People in the cobra thread are speculating it might be from AI upscaling that's enabled on iPhone by default. The shape of the roof behind the sign looks especially different, going from fancy metal roofing to cheap corrugated metal. This to me is textbook AI overdetailing. Now the question is - did NAL or someone else AI shop her into the background, or is it Apple's terrible AI upscaler?

Spoiler: Apple Sperging

Apple is so fucking retarded, years of having best in class lenses, sensors, and software for pocket photography and throw it all away on AI upscaling you don't need.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

This guy in the Cobra thread has it as most likely fake. He has posted 3 different deep fake test results.

Hopefully this'll be my last bit of sperging over the AI shit. I ran the image through three different AI-detectors and they all came back positive. I'm not saying that this is 100% confirmation we're being bamboozled, but I would encourage some skepticism.

Also, it just looks weird.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I cross-referenced this on the Yelp page of a Jeffree Star store in Casper, and yep, she’s there.

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Full image of NAL:
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Just when I'm about to give up on this bitch for streaming dead air and sober cooking for 8 hours.

She puuulls me back in by going cross-country to sexually assault Casper's finest wizard.
You want to hate it, but you gotta love it

Spoiler

If she succeeds in baby trapping him I'll become God's strongest a-log for the suffering she'll bring to that child.

 

[Rotogravure]

Crossposting.

I asked SORA to take the YELP photo and give me an image. The font matches NAL's photo.
(Remix: can you put a photorealistic dark haired girl in sunglasses standing outside of this storefront?)



Yelp 2023 photo


NAL Photo



EDIT: I just noticed the shadow line is the same in NALs photo and the YELP photo. To imagine she somehow managed to visit the store and take a pic at the exact same time is, frankly, absurd. And if real, she should buy another lottery ticket she can whine about losing the jackpot on.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Damn AI is getting good at making pictures.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Damn AI is getting good at making pictures.

And Jessica is better at manipulating AI photo editors than people.

 

[Ponzo]

Crossposting.

I asked SORA to take the YELP photo and give me an image. The font matches NAL's photo.
(Remix: can you put a photorealistic dark haired girl in sunglasses standing outside of this storefront?)

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Yelp 2023 photo
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NAL Photo
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EDIT: I just noticed the shadow line is the same in NALs photo and the YELP photo. To imagine she somehow managed to visit the store and take a pic at the exact same time is, frankly, absurd. And if real, she should buy another lottery ticket she can whine about losing the jackpot on.

This is so sad if you think about it. She is 40+, sits alone in her catpiss-smelling loft, has youtube on 24/7, edits herself into a picture to pretend she can travel without anyones help and has the money to go buy crap. She knows that by doing this, people will at least talk about her and she feels less lonely when she stalks every post about cobra and herself.

She planned and posed for this picture before she edited it. Thats how sad her life has become.

 

[Statix_Shark]

What the hell is this?

She's being her ️schizoid️ self again.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

That’s kind of evidence that she is likely using AI to make things rn which supports the theory that her Jeffrey Starr store pic is fake. She’s mad at that Brian guy from earlier in the thread and making portraits of him as a rat. Or one of her buddy trolls is.

 

[rockcockricky]

What the hell is this?
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She's being her ️schizoid️ self again.
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There is a Tiktok trend of AI generated animal videos in their cinematic universe, the main two being John Pork and Tim Cheese. I assume this is her attempt at recreating it with a fantasy boyfriend angle.

 

[Teeter]

Instead of focusing on the building and shadows, what stood out weird to me was the bag and NAL’s face. (Not like her face doesn’t always, but I digress)

To have brats in a bag, the weight wouldn’t have it as light as that bag looks. That bag looks like some postcards and maybe a hat weight, not meat. Look at the handle around her hand, it’s not pulling, not meat weight.

Additionally, her face is that weird sucking drinking face she makes. I think JM even mentioned “that jaw definition babydawl” NAL doesn’t have jaw definition, her head and neck are like an earthworm. The only time you see her jawline is when she’s protruding her bottom jaw forward to do her bizarre drinking position.

Looks like a photo of her drinking some booze mini bottle while giving the finger with a pink bag overlaying it.

Not that it matters, really. If she’s really in Casper it just proves Josh rules her sad life and she can’t get over she got dumped by a retarded guy.

 

[lemon_zest]

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Instead of focusing on the building and shadows, what stood out weird to me was the bag and NAL’s face. (Not like her face doesn’t always, but I digress)

To have brats in a bag, the weight wouldn’t have it as light as that bag looks. That bag looks like some postcards and maybe a hat weight, not meat. Look at the handle around her hand, it’s not pulling, not meat weight.

Additionally, her face is that weird sucking drinking face she makes. I think JM even mentioned “that jaw definition babydawl” NAL doesn’t have jaw definition, her head and neck are like an earthworm. The only time you see her jawline is when she’s protruding her bottom jaw forward to do her bizarre drinking position.

Looks like a photo of her drinking some booze mini bottle while giving the finger with a pink bag overlaying it.

Not that it matters, really. If she’s really in Casper it just proves Josh rules her sad life and she can’t get over she got dumped by a retarded guy.

That is not a photo of a real human woman but I digress toobs. Her walmart tracfone would never have this kind of color saturation or resolution. She’s a 40 year old slob not a smooth faced 30 year old who has enough money for a bag of meat. And where is she supposing to eat said meat? It comes raw, as we saw last year.
Can’t cook it in a motel.
This is just some retarded elaborate troll bc no one’s talking about her anymore. She’s prolly banned from YT again

 

[Earl of Slander]

That is not a photo of a real human woman but I digress toobs. Her walmart tracfone would never have this kind of color saturation or resolution. She’s a 40 year old slob not a smooth faced 30 year old who has enough money for a bag of meat. And where is she supposing to eat said meat? It comes raw, as we saw last year.
Can’t cook it in a motel.
This is just some retarded elaborate troll bc no one’s talking about her anymore. She’s prolly banned from YT again

I mean I don't buy that it's real either, but the store is Makeup & Meat. It could ostensibly be many things other than meat in the bag.

And from the insta it looks like they sell a lot of Star Yak Ranch jerky products, which aren't raw and don't need to be cooked.